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The Postal Dude

CBUB Wins: 1
CBUB Losses: 7
Win Percentage: 12.50%

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Read more about The Postal Dude at: Wikipedia

Official Site: Running with Scissors

Postal 2 (styled as PostalĀ²) is a first-person shooter video game by Running with Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Both are intentionally highly controversial due to high levels of violence and stereotyping. Unlike its predecessor, Postal 2 is played completely in first-person based on the Unreal Graphics Engine. Due to its graphic nature the game has been banned in Australia and several other countries.

The player takes on the role of "The Postal Dude", a tall thin man with a goatee, sunglasses, a blue alien t-shirt, and a long black leather coat. The Postal Dude also wears a Happy Smiley pin on his right lapel and a cross pin on his left one. The Postal Dude lives in a trailer park with his nagging wife (only identified in the credits as 'Postal Dude's Bitch') in the town of Paradise, Arizona.

The game levels are split into days of the week starting Monday and finishing Friday. At the beginning of each day, Dude is given several tasks to accomplish, such as 'Get milk', 'Confess sins', and other seemingly mundane tasks. The purpose of the game is to finish all of the tasks throughout the week, and the player can accomplish these tasks in any way he wishes, be it as civilly or as chaotically as possible (it is possible, if occasionally difficult, to complete most tasks without engaging in battle, or, at least, killing other people). The daily tasks can be accomplished in any order, and the game includes one task that is only activated on a certain day if Dude performs a certain action.

Dude must put up with being flipped the bird, mugged, attacked by protesters, put upon by an obnoxious convenience store owner/terrorist and his patrons who cut before Dude in the "money-line", plus a marching band, a murderous toy mascot named Krotchy, the police and SWAT team, the ATF and the National Guard, a religious cult, savage butchers, psycho Al-Qaeda terrorists, and Gary Coleman, among many other things.

The Postal Dude

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CBUB Match Record:

Result Opponent My Score   Their Score
Loss Tommy Vercetti 32 to 62
Loss Sailor Mars 10 to 20
Loss Niko Bellic 15 to 19
Loss Claude 15 to 16
Win Johnny Klebitz 14 to 13
Loss Tommy Vercetti 8 to 13
Loss Tommy Vercetti 10 to 12
Loss Tommy Vercetti 7 to 12