Character sourced from: Horror

Santa Claus (Santa's Slay)

CBUB Wins: 3
CBUB Losses: 5
Win Percentage: 37.50%

Added by: SSJRuss

Read more about Santa Claus (Santa's Slay) at: Wikipedia

Official Site: Lionsgate

Santa's Slay is a 2005 Canadian-American Christmas slasher comedy film that stars professional wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus. The film was written and directed by David Steiman, a former assistant to Brett Ratner; Ratner served as a producer. The film received mixed reviews from critics.

On Christmas Eve, the Mason family (played by a cast of all Jewish celebrities in bit roles) is bickering about their wealth and material possessions while eating Christmas dinner when Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg, coincidentally also Jewish) comes down the chimney and kills them all in various graphic displays of Christmas-themed violence, such as drowning the matriarch Virginia (Fran Drescher) in eggnog, using the star atop a Christmas tree as a ninja star and stabbing the patriarch's hands to the table with silverware and suffocating him by stuffing a leg of turkey in his mouth.

Riding on his sleigh driven by his "hell-deer" the Buffalo-like Beast, Santa arrives at Hell Township and decimates the locals in various holiday-themed ways. In one of his kills, Santa slaughters the occupants of a local strip club, frequented by Pastor Timmons (Dave Thomas), a crooked minister, who manages to survive the massacre. Later, Santa murders the local Jewish delicatessen owner Mr. Green, (Saul Rubinek), using his own menorah.

Meanwhile, teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) is living with his crazy grandfather (Robert Culp), a crackpot inventor who has built a bunker in their basement to survive Christmas. When Nicholas asks Grandpa why he hates Christmas, he is shown "The Book of Klaus", which reveals the origins of Santa Claus. Apparently, Santa was the result of a virgin birth produced by Satan (just as Jesus was the result of a virgin birth produced by God—meaning that Santa is somewhat of an Antichrist). Christmas was "The Day of Slaying" for Santa until A.D. 1005, when an angel defeated him in a curling match and sentenced him to deliver presents on Christmas for 1,000 years. This means that Santa is free to kill again in 2005.

Fantasy Teams Season 7 Record:

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Result Opponent A Score   B Score
Loss Hellhounds 4 to 8
Loss Pinhead 3 to 10
Win Sam (Trick 'r Treat) 5 to 3

Fantasy Teams Season 13 Record:

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Result Opponent A Score   B Score
Loss Jack Frost (Guardians) 4 to 11
Win Abominable Snowmonster of the North 5 to 4
Win Yukon Cornelius 5 to 3

Regular play Record:

Result Opponent A Score   B Score
Loss Klaus (BOOM!) 0 to 4
Loss Krampus 0 to 6