JAY: O.K... Catwoman has out her trade-mark whip, and this could get nasty.
PAT: No doubt, Jay. The Bat Girl is at exactly the wrong distance here. She can't use her infighting skills and she can't expect the Batarangs to keep working.
JAY: Pat, Catwoman is looking for options. She's not interested in a duke-out... just an escape.
PAT: Bat Girl seems to realize this. She's grabbing some sort of Ancient Spear from a display.
JAY: Catwoman is making her move. It's a fast dash down the hall.
PAT: Bat Girl is in hot pursuit....
JAY: Sudden spin back by the Cat! She lashes out with the whip...
PAT: A move totally anticipated by Bat Girl! She uses the spear to snag the whip!
JAY: Wait... Cat Woman is sprinting forward...
PAT: Wielding the spear has put Bat Girl in a momentarily awkward position...
JAY: It's Catwoman full forward with a Jujitsu slide, folks!
PAT: Bat Girl is swept off her feet! Big action here, folks. Now lets get the sideline commentary with our own Jack Gibson...
Its the Bat vs. the Cat ladies and gentlemen. I'm Jack Gibson and were
live here in the museum as our two combatants go at it. Were going to
get to see what each combatant has up her sleeve during this highly
charged battle I believe. We'll get to find out just how sharp those
cats claws really are or if the bat can wing her way to victory. Now
I'm going to get out of the way here so I don't get whacked or clawed. Back to you Pat.
PAT: Thanks Jack. What do you have now, Jay?
JAY: Pat, Catwoman has left Bat Girl on the floor with a bent spear and a mouth full of dust. And... she's heading back towards the display case!
PAT: Jay, Bat Girl is up and she does NOT look pleased. She's racing in hot pursuit.
JAY: Looks like Selena is betting that she has a faster foot speed here...
PAT: Hold on, Jay... we have a connection now with our own Frank Williams who has this special report...
Pat, I'm here beside the Jade Cat display... and... My, my, quite a gem, wouldn't you say? Er... It would be a shame if someone should take it during the fight... don't you think? I guess stealing all those office supplies was good
all... where's my lockpicks... Back to you, Pat!
PAT: Ohhh... Bad move Frank...
JAY: Our own Frank Williams has taken possession of the statue and...
PAT: ...and Catwoman has taken possession of Frank Williams!!
JAY: Massive Head Blow! Frank has crumpled like soggy tissue and Selena is on the run again... holding the statue!
PAT: But Bat Girl has had the time necessary to close the gap!
JAY: This is a straight foot race now, Pat... Selena seems to have the speed edge.
PAT: Jay, Bat Girl realizes it... she's throwing a Hail Mary with the Batarang!
JAY: And Catwoman has dived! Repeat Catwoman has dived! She is gone down the super sneaky hole she drilled to get in.
PAT: We have cops in the building now, but two seconds too late! Bat Girl does not look happy with the turn of this match.