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Shogun Megazord: 4
Choriki Sentai Ohranger: 1

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Lola Bunny: 5
Supergirl: 1

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Sydney Bristow: 3
Anton Chigurgh: 0

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Jake Sully (Avatar): 2
Feral Predator: 3

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Two-Gun Kid: 2
Miles Edgeworth: 3

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Zilla Jr.: 4
Cloverfield Creature (Clover): 2

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Captain Marvel / Shazam: 1
Superman: 2

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Sydney Bristow: 3
Juno Skinner: 1

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The Goonies: 2
Hawkins A.V. Club (Stranger Things): 3

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Trakeena: 1
Astronema: 3

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Loki (Marvel Comics): 3
Sauron: 2

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Sydney Bristow: 3
Mike Ehrmantraut: 1

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Emperor Han: 4
Ozai: 3

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D-Generation X: 1
The nWo: 5

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Penguin: 1
Michigan J. Frog: 4

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Arsene Lupin III: 2
Loid Forger: 1

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Sydney Bristow: 4
Ava Faulkner: 2

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Heracles: 0
Darth Bane: 3

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Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn): 4
Professor Pyg: 1

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The Dominion: 1
Dominators: 3

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  1. THE BOTTOM LINE The guests of the Iceberg cried out in alarm and amusement as the small frog in the top hat lazily hopped across the dance floor. He made one last leap to reach the bandstand where a jazz combo looked on in confusion. The frog gave a sideways glance to the band, then leapt onto it’s hindlegs and began to strut across the stage. I’m just wild about Harry! And Harry’s wild about me! Oh, I’m just wild about Harry! And he’s just wild about, Cannot do without, He’s just wild about me! Jay, Lark, and Raven ran onto the stage and jumped onto the frog. The audience laughed and applauded as the three ladies scrambled in the pile. “Get him!” shouted Lark. “Ow! That’s me, you klutz!” snarled Raven. “Don’t hurt him! Don’t hurt him!” begged Jay. Penguin climbed the stairs to the stage, his umbrella at the ready, eyes glaring at his fumbling henchwomen. “Stop this foolishness and get me that frog!” When Jay, Lark, and Raven had untangled themselves, they sat on the floor in bewilderment. The frog had disappeared. “Well?” sneered Penguin. “Where is that frog?” The three women stood up, and looked at each other when suddenly they heard… “Rrrrribbit.” Lark glanced around the stage. “Where did that come from?” “It sounded like it was coming from…” Raven’s voice trailed off as she stared at Lark’s bowler. Lark’s eyes widened in fear as she looked up towards her hat. “You mean… it’s under my hat? It’s touching my hair?!” “Remain calm, Lark,” said Penguin as he took aim with his umbrella. “Raven, slowly remove Lark’s hat.” Raven walked behind Lark and took hold of the brim of the bowler. Lark squeezed her eyes tight as Jay hid her face in her hands. Raven lifted the hat off Lark’s head, but the frog wasn’t there. Lark gingerly touched her head and breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh! I would have had warts on my head for the rest of my life!” “Rrrrrribbit.” Raven stood still and pointed at her head as she whispered to Penguin. “Mr. Cobblepot! I can hear it! The frog’s under my hat!” Penguin gestured to Lark, who gulped and reached over with one hand for Raven’s hat. Jay peeked out from behind her hands to see the bowler lifted away to reveal no frog on Raven’s head. Penguin tapped the umbrella on the stage in frustration. “Where is this cursed creature?!” “Rrrrrrribbit.” Penguin, Lark, and Raven slowly turned to face Jay. She smiled sheepishly and waved. “Hi, guys.” Jay turned to run for the stairs but Lark and Raven bolted after her. They grabbed Jay by both arms, lifted her up and carried her back to the stage to the hoots and whistles from the crowd. “Aww come one, guys!” Jay whined, her feet kicking in midair as she struggled to free herself. “He’s just a cute little frog!” Penguin pointed his umbrella right in Jay’s face. “My child,” he said coldly. “It is time for you to remember who is top bird around here. Raven? Lark?” The bodyguards yanked away Jay’s bowler to reveal… nothing but her blonde hair. “Rrrrrrribbit.” There was a murmur of anticipation from the patrons as Jay looked around in confusion. “But… but I thought he really was under there! Where is he?” “We shall find him without your ‘assistance’, Jay,” Penguin said. “Of all the ridiculous things to be sentimental over; a common frog!” Penguin stopped berating Jay at the sounds of stifled chuckles from the crowd. His top hat was beginning to slowly rise off of his head, revealing a pair of green, webbed feet. The hat was cast aside and revealed the frog, holding his own hat as he danced on Penguin’s head. Oh, I’m puttin’ on my top hat! Tyin’ up my white tie! Brushin’ off my tails! The crowd roared with approval as Penguin grabbed at the frog, only for him to leap through his fingers. The mob boss picked up his umbrella and leapt off the stage after the frog onto the dance floor. The frog continued to strut and dance, tipping his hat to the people. Penguin ran in front of the frog and took aim with his umbrella. “This little song and dance ends now, my little friend,” he sneered. The frog regarded the gun barrel tip of the umbrella with an air of boredom, then brightened as he sang. There’s an old spinning wheel in the parlor. Spinning dreams of the long, long ago. The frog delivered a kick to the umbrella, which sent it spinning into the air. Penguin watched spellbound, but snapped out of it to catch the umbrella, now with the gun barrel pointed at him. Penguin smirked at the frog, leaning on his cane. “A fruitless gesture, my amphibious trouble maker.” Penguin pointed the gun barrel back the frog and moved to pull the trigger. “NO!” cried Jay. Much to the surprise of Penguin, when he pulled the trigger of his umbrella, the gunshot didn’t fire out of the barrel. It shot backwards out through the handle of the umbrella. The force sent Penguin flying backwards into a table with his face covered in soot. The Iceberg patron cheered and applauded as the frog bowed. Then he started dancing his way to the entrance of the club. Toodle-uma-luma, Toodle-uma-luma, Toodle-aye-ay! Any umbrellas, any umbrellas To mend today? I’ll fix your umbrellas, Then go on my way! Singing, toodle-uma-luma Toodle-ay-de-ay! Jay sighed as the frog disappeared out the door. “Gee! He really is a great singer!” Raven rolled her eyes. “Jay, you’re the only girl in Gotham who could fall in love with a frog!” Lark ran over to the remnants of the table that Penguin had crashed through. “Mr. Cobblepot! Mr. Cobblepot, sir? Can you hear me? Say something!” Penguin just stared up at the ceiling of his club and said one word. “Rrrrrrribbit.”
    2 points
  2. THE BOTTOM LINE “Hello, hello, you samplers of the Silver Screen! It’s your old pal Tick Tock McGlaughlin with another tidbit from Tinsel Town! And I gotta tell you, folks, we just had a clove shave, and we didn’t even have to stop by the barbershop on the corner to get it! Yes, news reports of an accident that took place at Monumental’s filming of “Broadway Melody”. They were rolling the cameras for an exciting dance duet between Mr. Don Lockwood and Miss Velma Kelly, when all of a sudden the platform that Mr. Lockwood was tapping on gave way! Yessir, like the walls of Jericho, the set came a tumbling down, and all of Hollywood held it’s breath. Thankfully, Don’s stuntman training kicked in, and he was able go into a somersault and land out of the way of the collapsing set piece. Don’t worry, fans. Don suffered a sprained ankle, and will be putting aside his tap shoes for a week or two. But he’ll be able to go on with making “Broadway Melody” the biggest smash of the 20s!” The studio orchestra loudly played the big band number as a chorus line of beautiful women danced behind Velma and Roxie. The two danced in perfect unison together, smiling for the camera as Don watched intently from a director’s chair. With a final flourish, the orchestra reached a crescendo and Velma and Roxie did stereo cartwheels and landed in the splits. The ladies and their back up dancers hit their final poses. “Cut! And print it!” shouted the director Sid Philips. Don applauded from his seat as Roxie and Velma rose from their splits. They walked over to Don as the chorus girls chatted in excitement over the successful take. “You two were fantastic out there!” said Don. “Why, thank you, Donny,” said Velma. “Couldn’t have done it without you teaching us the choreography. Right, Roxie?” Roxie’s strained smile struggled to hold onto her face. “Oh yes. That was real swell of you.” “Don! Don!” Don turned back to see Kathy making her way across the studio floor. Don got off the chair and gingerly made his way to her. “Honey, what are you doing here?” he said giving her a hug. “I wanted to see how you were doing, dear. I didn’t want you to push yourself to fast.” Billy Flynn walked up behind Velma and Roxie as they watched Don and Kathy kiss. “That lucky stiff!” Roxie grumbled. “Why couldn’t he have just broken his neck instead of his ankle? We could have had our own movie and everything!” “What’s that, Roxie?” Velma asked with a knowing stare. Roxie looked uncomfortable. “Um.. Nothin’. Nothing at all. Let’s just get this dumb picture over with.” “Don’t look so glum, Roxie,” said Billy. “I’ve managed to talk with ol’ RF. He’s agreed to give you a bigger part in the picture!” Roxie lit up. “Really? Me?! What am I gonna do?” Billy started to sweat. “Well, the idea is to give you your own love interest. Velma has Don. And you have er…” Roxie put her hands on her hips and glared at Billy. “Just what have you gotten me into, genius?” Sid Philips rushed past the three and over to Kathy and Don. “Kathy, darling! Where is he? You did bring him with you, didn’t you?” Kathy nodded and grinned. “Oh, he’s here alright. He wouldn’t want to miss this for anything!” Cosmo Brown stepped out from behind a flat and waved to the crew. “Hello, gang! Well, here I am, ready to start this picture off on the right foot!” Cosmo tripped and did a pratfall, drawing laughter from the crowd. Roxie fumed at Billy and Velma as Cosmo continued his routine. “You mean I have to be stuck for the next 2 months with that moron?!” Velma shrugged and smiled. “That’s showbiz…kid.”
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  3. For a new guy you sure are doing well. Have to look up Anton before I can vote.
    1 point
  4. Boratz putting in work lately. I say the Predator.
    1 point
  5. 1) Go to the home page. 2) Click 'Your Control Panel'. 3) Click 'Create New Battle'. 4) Select either a 'Match' (Which will be graded by the users so it needs more of a set up than "Here's two guys. Who wins?") or a 'Rumble' (Which doesn't need any set up at all and won't affect your average.) 5) Choose the number of contenders in your match. (1 on 1, 2 on 1, etc.) 6) Choose your contenders from the database. 7) Click the button to confirm to post the match. 8 After the match is in the forum, copy/paste the set up as the first comment.
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  6. I dont know anything about Winn so I'll have to do a bit of research on her and her group. Out of Haygra and Coagula, I may lean more toward the Haygra. They seem to have the numbers and drugs to influence a lot of people
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  7. I'm going to have to think about this one for a bit. If it is the Smallville version of Lana from later seasons,she'd win hands down as she ended up getting powers but this probably isn't the TV version so I'll have to think on it
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  8. Awesome job as usual! I'm leaning towards Lola if she does have the different upgrades to help her
    1 point
  9. I haven't seen much of Alias myself. Some clips here or there, maybe a late night episode. If I were to vote based off the henchmen from True Lies, Juno may have a shot. Some of them seemed pretty dangerous and gave Arnie's character a run for his money. If it was Sydney and Juno then I feel like Sydney shouldn't have much of a prblem.. Juno got beat by a housewife that didn't have any training
    1 point
  10. Haven't seen Stat Trek in a while or even Narnia. I can't remember what powers the Witch had. I feel like Waller and the Suicide Squad team would have a good shot if they had the same member as the movie.
    1 point
  11. Nice job. I never watched Alias so I don't know just how good Sydney is. I don't like her odds here but I'll take an argument in support of her.
    1 point
  12. Easy win for Arion. I only know him from the original Crisis on Infinite Earths. Was kind of surprised he wasn't in here already.
    1 point
  13. Wow! It's funny, I just thought about this being a potential match up the other day! Awesome job! Hmm I am leaning towards Clover but I may go back and see some of Zilla Jr. Feats
    1 point
  14. Fun set up! Ever since I watched Stranger Things, I always felt that it has a Goonies vibe to it. With that said, I am leaning toward the Hawkins club. I know 11 is not apart of the one but those kids have gone through a lot and experienced a lot by season 3. I feel like they have a good shot at winning this one
    1 point
  15. After thinking about it, I feel like Sydney may take this one. She is younger, faster and more agile Mike's a bit on the older side which may be the determinating factor
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  16. Jack probably has enough money to avoid getting killed. The other two just have too many exploitable weaknesses.
    1 point
  17. Bane tends to pick on people smaller and weaker than him. Blade is not that (smaller is guess but still) Plus Blades natural night vision will be useful. Deadshot won't be able to kill Deadpool and neither will Deathstroke. Bullseye will be helpful but not the deciding factor. Most likley to go down on his team. Team 2 wins.
    1 point
  18. I like the ending. 🙂 Nice that the Grinders got a win in their first match. 😎
    1 point
  19. Really gotta watch The Dragon Emperor ... Another good set-up, leroy. Nice interactions between all these characters. As for the match, while I'm not real familiar with Han, if he's anything like Imhotep no type of physical force is gonna take him down permanently. I think Ozai might be in trouble here, and in fact, I'm not sure an Avatar could do much to Han.
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  20. This is a tough call the fictional portrayals of Area 51 various in how effective they are. SCP has some pretty crazy contingencies. Black Mesa resorted to just nuking the place. Which... kind of works being in the middle of New Mexico and the collateral damage of whoever's unlucky enough to still be there.
    1 point
  21. I feel like with how crazy the citizens of Springfield can get, they may have a shot at winning this
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  22. I feel like Beach Head would have enough skill to either evade Kayla or subdue her, and then deal with the rougarou
    1 point
  23. No, those we just examples the topic will not be given until the 15th.
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  24. Good set-up, Russ, and good commentary throughout. As for the match, I'm thinking Bane's Force abilities just might give him an edge. He may not want to try to simply levitate Heracles, though, 'cuz I've seen sometimes that a massively strong being can wear down telepathy's grip just by wriggling around enough. Also, I don't think any Force user would want someone as strong as Heracles to get within arm's length. A barrage of Force pushes, Force lightning, and the like may be enough to beat Herc via ring-out.
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  25. I definitely feel like this would be something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon or something of that nature Very entertaining and I'm leaning towards the Frog
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  26. I may need to see some arguments on this one. While I didn't enjoy the movie, Ahmanet seemed pretty nasty with her power
    1 point
  27. Welcome, StormChaser! A good setup for your first match. Will look up a little more on Sydney and Ava before voting. EDIT: Upon further review, as much as I'd hate for Sydney not to get her revenge, I'm thinking I'm gonna vote for Ava. She seems to have an edge in fighting skills from what I've seen.
    1 point
  28. Awesome and like the others said above, welcome and not too bad I'm leaning toward Sydney on this one
    1 point
  29. I like American Dream in this one. Hellboy isn't too complicated an opponent and I think she can handle him.
    1 point
  30. Welcome. Always exciting to get a bit of new blood. Sadly, I'm only familiar with Sydney, so my input will be minimal.
    1 point
  31. Robocop is a tank even compared to a Terminator. But the T-1000 is the biggest challenge. Fulgore is a tank compared to Sektor and Cyrax and probably just as fast. The T-850 goes down pretty easily. Slow Robocop will get a nice beatdown. And then the T-1000 will keep reshaping but all three Cyborgs have weapons that will injure it long enough to do what they came to do.
    1 point
  32. Good set up I'm leaning towards Bane. He is one of the most powerful Sith in history. While physical strength would go toward Heracles no doubt, Bane has a power beyond physical attributes
    1 point
  33. See if we can try to catch up. Plus this looks like a good one. Next batch of new characters out to make themselves known.! Cho Hakkai breaks into Black Mesa research facility to find his friends. Race X aliens have already invaded and begin attacking him And dimensional experiment brings Black Rock Shooter to the facility and Cho mistakes her as the leader of these aliens. He has to stop her at all costs.
    1 point
  34. I admittedly couldn't be happier with the outcome.
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  35. Awesome set up and I am leaning toward the Grinders
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  36. With the ten second research I put into these three I want to give it to Jenny but I think Delores wins it.
    1 point
  37. Another benefit to doing these is you get to know the characters a little bit because you have to look up the guys you don't know. Coletter is discribed as a bit sadistic so her win method sounds right Merc. Two Bad is dangerous but he's not bullet proof or anything. They do have blasters on Eternia so ballistics are proably primitive for them but strong enough slugs will definitely kill him.
    1 point
  38. I think people are excited knowing that their character is at least going to show up in a three man rumble by one of two master match makers. That's why the big surge of new characters. Next batch of new characters out to make themselves known. Alex Mason is out to kill Dr. Colette Green for her work at Black Mason. Colette Green opens a portal through to Eternia and Two Bad steps through. Two Bad attacks because he's doesn't know what else to do. Even though they have a common enemy, Mason isn't going to fail in his mission so he's going to see to it that Green dies. Green ain't going out like that. She has more experiments to do.
    1 point
  39. (The Bottom Line) "I hate punks!" Joseph with hamon infused cola bottles tripped up Bucky. "Mind your business br-" Joseph's taunting was cut short by a shield slamming into his face and bouncing back. As the Joestar rubbed his nose, the Star Spangled figure caught the shield and towered over him. "Look son. Why don't you come quietly..." Joseph reached out a hand as if accepting the offer before landing a hamon infused cheap shot to Captain America's stomach. "Whatever flag boy, next time that shield comes at me, I'll fill it full of so much hamon that it'll bounce right back at you and-" Joseph was interupted dodging another thrown shield and then being smacked in the back by the ricochet off a park bench before the shield once again made it's way back to Steve Rogers. Joseph grunted. "Your next line will be how German science is the greatest in the world, right?" "That's my line! And Stroheim's line!" Joseph was perplexed by this. "Ah, so you admit to your Nazi collaboration!" The shield came flinging at Joseph who tried to take a move from Ceaser's book and block with hamon infused soap bubbles, but the powerful spin of the shield seemed to cut through everything he could throw at it. "No wait!" Cap's shield was flung at Joseph once more. "I'll fill this full of so much hamon..." Joseph breathed deeply, but the shield resisted his charge and knocked him clean unconscious.
    1 point
  40. Excellent addition to your arc. Damn Hook got owned. Yeah don't think Peter has good odds here.
    1 point
  41. Great set up and match idea! As for the actual match I'm going for Don. Probably because I despise Roxie as a character. She really is an awful person.
    1 point
  42. (Finally) THE BOTTOM LINE Cat-Harley dodged and darted past the legs of pedestrians as he scurried down the Gotham sidewalk. Their were cries of alarm followed by moans of disgust as Pepe Le Pew hopped after her. “Tonight we see if ze redheads have more fun, no?” he called. “Oy,” Harley muttered as she ran on. “And I thought the Creeper was bad!” High above the confusion below, Circe flew through the air pursued by Zatanna. Zatanna’s flight spell had landed her on the rooftops and she jumped from one to the other to keep up with Circe. “You’re persistent, girl!” Circe said. “But you are nowhere near my league!” She pointed at a tv antenna and it began to twist and melt in purple light. In a flash it had transformed into a red-tailed hawk. It screeched and swooped down toward Zatanna with talons extended. “Tup Yllop ni s’ti egac!” shouted Zatanna. A golden birdcage apparated around the hawk, safely trapping it inside. “Etativel!” Zatanna took to the air again, only for Circe to swing the staff and catch her with a blow to the temple. Zatanna spiraled down and crashed back into the roof. Circe lowered herself toward Zatanna, a dangerous glint in her eye reflected in the staff’s gem. “Now, what sort of loathsome creature can I turn you into? Before I finish you off for good?” A few blocks away, Penelope Pussycat ducked behind a stall where a man was selling flowers. She gasped for breath and looked around for any sign of her pursuer. But then her face scrunched up as she detected an unmistakable smell. She looked up to see Skunk-Ivy perched on a flowerpot, the seller already passed out on the sidewalk. “Look,” said Ivy, breathing heavily. “As much as I appreciate the exercise, I need you to come with me now. So, how about it? I don’t smell that bad, do I?” Penelope nodded and turned to run. Poison Ivy leapt off the stall, but Penelope had already sped off, leaving her to faceplant on the street. Ivy groaned as she watched Penelope racing away. “This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to catch that dumb cat when I smell like a garbage dump?! She isn’t going to stop for anything!” Ivy looked back at the stall, the seller trying to regain consciousness. Her eyes fell upon the flowers that were already starting to droop and wilt. Poison Ivy began to smile. “Well, then. They always say if you want a girl’s attention, give her some flowers.” The flower seller sat up and his jaw dropped at the sight. His flowers that had been starting to die from Skunk-Ivy’s stink had begun to bloom and grow again. They shattered their flower pots as their stems began to rise out of them and intertwine together. On the sidewalk, Skunk-Ivy stood on her hind legs and gestured toward the rapidly growing the mass of plant life as it extended passed her and down the street. The flower seller promptly fell unconscious again. Penelope ran as fast as her legs could carry her. Pepe was bad enough, but now a green skunk?! She knew she had to escape from this city. Suddenly, Penelope felt herself brought to a halt. She looked behind her to see a long tangle of vines wrapped around her tail. She strained against the vine but it hoisted her up into the air and slowly traveled back towards Skunk-Ivy, who slowly hopped towards her. Poison Ivy smirked at the face of the upside-down cat as she gently swung back and forth. “One caught kitty. Nothing to it.” “Le mew?” Penelope meowed. Ivy leaned against the vine and looked down at her paws. “Why haven’t I changed back? I thought this blasted curse ended when I captured the object of that skunk’s desire.” Realization dawned on Ivy as she gazed at Penelope, who looked back in confusion. “Unless,” Ivy said slowly, clearing her throat. “There’s one way to know for sure I’ve caught someone.” “Le meow!” Penelope yowled. Ivy sighed, and licked her lips. She could still taste the remnants of her love potion infused lipstick. “Trust me, kitty. This’ll be weirder for me than it is for you. Just promise me that if you meet a lady named Selena, you don’t breathe a word of this, alright?” Taking a deep breath, Ivy closed her eyes, puckered her lips, and drew closer to the even more baffled Penelope. “Deihs em morf…Argh!” Zatanna’s spell was interrupted as Circe stamped her staff on her chest. Circe smiled confidently down at the pinned magician. “I know! I’ll do a classic! You already know how I was able to turn Hippolyta’s brat into a pig. Let’s see how you like it!” She lifted up the staff, which started to shine with a blue glow. Circe looked puzzled at the purple gem as it flashed. “What’s the matter with this thing? It only does that when… But… No!” As Circe shouted, the blue light began to envelop her and she began to fade away. “Oh no you don’t!” Zatanna leapt up and jumped into the light after Circe and the two women disappeared. In a Gotham City Park, Cat-Harley came to halt at the shores of a lake. She spun around to see Pepe drawing nearer with his paws extended. “Ah, my cherie! A perfect place for our rendez-vous! Like they say, ‘skipping stones may break my bones, but amour will always find me!’” “Will you just give it a rest?!” Harley moaned. “Never, my little peanut to my brittle!” Pepe soothed. “We are merely pawns on the chest of drawers of love. And no one knows when love may befall us again!” At that very moment, there was a flash of blue light above Pepe and Cat-Harley. Out of the light tumbled Zatanna, Circe, Skunk-Ivy, and Penelope. They fell on top of Pepe and Harley as staff started to glow purple again, enveloping them all. When the purple and blue lights finally faded, it revealed Zatanna and Circe both holding onto the staff, and the restored Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy sprawled out on the lakeshore with Penelope and Pepe in front of them. Poison Ivy looked at her reflection in the lake and gave a sigh of relief. “It worked! I’m me again! Harl! Are you alright?” Harley scrunched her nose and held it as she glared at Pepe. “Yuck! Stinkaroonie! I’ll be fine as soon as this furry creep gets lost.” Pepe Le Pew looked up at the two women in bewilderment. “Sacre bleu! I’ve heard of women having work done, but this is tres ridicule!” “No fair!” Circe pouted. “They weren’t supposed to actually…!” “Citats kcohs!” Circe yelped in pain as Zatanna sent an electric current through the staff. Circe leapt back as Zatanna pointed the staff at the sorceress. “Dnes Ecric kcab ot Suratrat!” Smoke began to spiral around Circe and the sound of disembodied wailing was heard. The smoke wrapped around Circe as she shrieked at Zatanna. “Insolent trickster! You dare to use your pathetic magic on the all-powerful…” With the sound of thunder and puff of smoke, Circe disappeared into thin air. “Yeah,” said Zatanna, letting the staff rest on her shoulders. “I do.” Harley and Ivy started to run from the clearing only to hear sounds of police sirens. Cop cars pulled up and blocked their path. Harvey Bullock and Renee Montoya jumped from their vehicle with weapons drawn. “Okay, freaks!” Bullock barked. “Raise ‘em!” Reluctantly Harley and Ivy lifted up their arms in surrender. “Just where were you?!” Harley cried to Ivy as they were escorted to the back of the cop car. “That looney skunk wouldn’t leave me alone! What were you doing?!” Ivy coughed and looked embarrassed. “Yeah, I don’t want to talk about it.” Zatanna watched Harley and Ivy be taken into custody, only to feel Penelope rushed past her and hide behind her legs. She looked down to see Pepe skipping towards them. “Please, my darling! She meant nothing to me, honest! We can still make that talk that’s sweet, no?” Zatanna grabbed Pepe by the scruff of neck and glared at him. “Just what is your problem? Can’t you see she isn’t into you?” Pepe shrugged. “It’s not my fault, mademoiselle. It’s just that she is suffering from ze conception that I have a mauvaise odeur. A smell, you understand?” Zatanna glanced at Penelope who looked up at her with pleading eyes. “You don’t say?” “Oh oui, mademoiselle. If it wasn’t for people thinking my odeur was no good, I could have any femme fatale in the world.” Pepe smirked cockily at Zatanna. “Even you, eh?” Zatanna rolled her eyes, and then her face lit up. She gave sweet smile to Pepe. “Really? Well, maybe I can help you with that.” Zatanna set Pepe down on the grass and pointed Circe’s staff at him. Penelope looked on in surprise as the purple surrounded Pepe, and when it faded, and man sat on the ground in his place. He was a man in a white shirt and tuxedo, with his black hair accented by a streak of white. Pepe gasped as he gazed on his new form. “Un miracle! And not only that a good looking one! Now the word is my clam, and les femmes are my pearl!” “As long as you promise not to bother anyone!” said Zatanna warningly. “Bother?!” Pepe scoffed. “Mademoiselle, Le Pew does not ‘bother’! Le Pew is the greatest lover in the world!” He did double take and pointed, his eyes wide. “And what a coinky dince! A fair maiden waiting for ze thrill that only Le Pew could give!” In the distance, a woman with short brown hair and trendy clothes sat on a bench. “I wouldn’t if I were you,” said Zatanna. But Pepe was already scampering over to the bench. “Le mew?” Penelope meowed inquisitively. Zatanna grinned and lifted Penelope into her arms. “Just wait and see.” Pepe raced to the bench took the woman in his arms. “Ah, my darling! You’re long wait has ended!” He started kissing up the woman’s arm as she gently pushed him away. “Well, aren’t you an eager one?” she smiled. “Oui, mon cherie,” Pepe chuckled. “You could say I am ze eager beaver, no?” The woman laughed and leaned against the bench. “That’s always good to hear. But, can you make it worth my while? I don’t come cheap, you know.” Pepe dropped to his knee and held the woman’s hand. “Ah, my darling! No price is too high! I’ll give all ze riches, and in return I will give you Earth on Heaven!” The woman’s smile broadened as she reached into her purse. “I was hoping you’d say that!” With a swift gesture, the woman had pulled out a pair of handcuffs and had attached one cuff to the bench and the other to Pepe’s wrist. Pepe looked at the cuff in shock. “What is the meaning of zis?!” The woman pulled out a badge from her purse. “GCPD. You’re under arrest for solicitation!” Pepe shouted his protests as the officer called in for back up. From a rooftop that overlooked the park, Penelope peeked out to see Human-Pepe be carried by two officers towards a squad car. She nodded in approval. “Le meow.” She slowly walked across the roof to Zatanna as she took of her hat and held the staff out in front of her. “A ecalp rof gnihtyreve, dna gnihtyreve ni s’ti ecalp!” The staff slowly began to shrink until it was the size of a pencil. Then it floated into Zatanna’s hat disappeared. “There. Circe won’t be getting that staff out of the Tower of Fate.” “Le mew.” Zatanna smiled and picked Penelope up again and looked down at the scene below. Pepe Le Pew was still desperately pleading his case. “Please, officiers! It’s all a mistake! There was this lady skunk, you see. And then this green skunk with ze red hair!” Zatanna chuckled and nuzzled her nose with Penelope’s. “Ha! Ain’t I a stinker?” “Le mrrow,” Penelope purred. Zatanna tossed her hat onto the roof and ran toward it with Penelope. “Emoh niaga, emoh niaga!” The magician and the cat jumped into the air disappeared into the hat. A second later, the hat disappeared. All that was left in the park was silence, and the remnants of a terrible smell in the air.
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  43. Good set-up, Twogunkid. Not familiar with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, but after looking up Joe, this feels like a good match-up. As for the match, while I have a feeling Joe might be more powerful overall than Steve or Bucky individually (not sure about Steve and Bucky together) Steve and Bucky have very good teamwork and just may be able to take advantage of Joe's naivete. Not sure it that would be enough to win, though.
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