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Posts posted by Gizmo Hibiki
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Muggles have been seen as many things.
A nuisance, trouble, ignorant.
Dangerous? Not in all these years.
But who is to think of such things? Muggles have had little to no contact with the wizarding world, and even then it is rare that they pose any kind of danger to even an individual wizard or witch.
That was until one of them had made a trip back from New York.
Death Eaters, enemies of the wizarding world that claim to be for the greater good, are pure blood supremacists who commit crimes such as genocide, brainwashing and the practice of the dark arts in the name of their cause: Keep wizards and witches pure of blood.
While the tales of New York from long ago were just that to some of the members, recently one of them would try and go to New York thinking it was free of such 'tomfoolery'.
Eventually he'd come back via Floo Powder, falling out of the fire place during a meeting of the Death Eaters. He's seen to be covered in wounds, some familiarly looking like gunshots and stab wounds. Others however like burns and bruises made the Death Eaters curious, getting him up and sitting him on the chair. They demanded he tell them what he had just gone through and why he dared to go on such a conquest without permission from Lord Voldemort himself.
Speaking, he was shaking. Thankfully someone was healing him so he could speak clearly, but it was more for that and less about his well being.
"It was a muggle....he was merciless."
A few of them tried to hold in their laughter while the others looked at him like he was insane. One muggle? Their weapons were deadly, but to be wounded and chased by just one? They were aware of magic users in New York, but they did things differently there.
"He had a giant skull on his chest."
This silenced the entire room. A muggle with a white skull on his chest. Could it be?
One of them then walked towards him. Surprisingly it was Luscious Malfoy, holding a wand to the survivors neck as he asked him a question. "I need you to be absolutely sure what you have seen: A muggle in all black, wearing a large, white skull on the front of his uniform. A man, yes?"
The survivor nodded. Luscious walked away a few meters before he quickly turned back and pointed his wand at the man.
"Avada Kadavra."
Before he asked why, he slumped out of the chair and fell on the floor with a loud thud.
Luscious was angry. "Frank Castle. You survived after all these years..."
There was some confusion as to why a muggle would be such trouble, making one of them ask out loud: "How can one muggle be a danger to us?"
Luscious exhaled through his nose with an angering glare, looking at said member who dared to ask. "Frank Castle has fought, survived, and had come back from the dead many a times that he would practically be seen as a demon!" He huffed. He sheathed his wand, continuing to speak. "This man has managed to survive armies of criminals by himself with nothing but his own ferocity and will power, walking off wounds no mortal man should!" Luscious walked over to the man and pulled him close by the scruff of his shirt, while still glaring, was now shaking. "I tried to fight him myself when I and several other followers tried to recruit a witch from Xaviers institute, only for him to find us in a matter of hours! He blew up an entire warehouse of our fellow brethren just to save one witch." Luscious the pushed him away in irritants. "If he's willing to kill for one witch, he's willing to destroy to see us gone!"
It was then the chimney spouted green flames, revealing that same man.
"Luscious Malfoy. I thought I killed you when I rescued Illyana from those scaley clutches of yours?"
A non cholent, deep toned voice echoed the area, revealing the man in question.
"Frank Castle. I see you've taken that Punisher role too seriously." Luscious hissed.
Frank brandished two .45's by his side, though he obviously had a few more fire arms and other weapons attached to him such as grenades and knives. "I thought I told you the next time I find one of you, I'd follow the source." He told Luscious. "Now that you stepped into my territory, I'm invading yours and making sure that nobody will be around to continue your groups 'legacy'."
This gotten other Death Eaters to step back several steps, Luscious growling while he unsheathed his wand again. "This time I'll have your head, Punisher!!"
Frank pulled back the hammers on his magnums, aiming them at him. "Not unless I get yours first." -
I wouldn't see a problem with promoting matches, both official and Rumble over on Twitter. It can not only get more people interested, but also get people to participate in the CBUB as well with more character submissions and fights as well as maybe Draft matches again in the future. Especially since there are a ton of people that really wanna look for something other than Death Battle to quench their crossover fighting thirst, wether it be waiting for another episode/season or just thinks the show has gone down hill.
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We nee to keep the drafts going, as it's a cool second event to participate in. Especially for healthy debates when it comes to certain debates like love rivalry and hostage negotiations. Especially since these moments are picked at random, wich makes many of these matches more interesting or funnier.
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Would natural disasters as well as fictional events be something the database can accept? Examples being Flood, Earthquake, Purge Night and Squid Games.
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Only over a dozen? You would think more people, both new and old members, would try and get in on this. I signed up for mine and hope it comes in one piece, I'm just surprised not many others signed up for them.
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Superman is fast enough to travel from one solar system to another, but he's not fast enough to time travel as casually as Wally West or any other Flash for that matter. And considering they have to use weapons from a shaolin temple, Wally West could possibly vibrate them into Supermans body to kill him, if not at least to stun or injure him.
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It's been a number of years since I even read about anything regarding the Shiar Empire, but I still think the Jaffa Warriors have a better time taking over.
The Jaffa are able to blend into humanity at many points of the Stargate show, taking over an entire town and even on occasion taking over the Airforce secret base and almost sneaking into the U.S. government. Yeah the Shiar can just invade like any other alien force would, but the Jaffa again can blend in with humanity and use whatever secret there to go against them. Meaning they might have already recruited many humans into their ranks with spare goa'ulds they carry around sometimes.
They could even summon other Jaffa warriors from across the galaxy, entire planets in wich they still rule, to come to their aid.
The Jaffa also have technology that not only revives the dead, heals all wounds and even mind controls enemies into doing things out of their control. -
LEt's consider how cowboys from back in the day while sharp shooters and have had their share of dodging bullets and other things like fists, bottles as well as rope and knives, I don't think they would stand a shance against the GCPD because of one thing: fitness.
When it comes to being a cop while yeah you are gonna come across some fat guys, it doesn't change the fact you need to be in shape to not only carry a bunch of equipment, but to run with said equipment such as a bullet proof vest, flash light, fire arm and so on. And while yeah, they're obviously not gonna use any of that when it comes to a game of dodgeball, I can say they'd last longer than the cowboys would.
Cowboys back then while yeah, weren't really fat guys or overweight compared to many normal people nowadays, they aren't as fit as police or the normal gym instructor nowadays what with many of them practically just drinking and playing cards as their day to day hobby or way to waste some time with the occasional bank robbery and train hold up. Police on the other hand need to be on constant watch of their diet and cardio so they can have easier time catching criminals, even when off duty incase they are called in. -
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Don't look to underestimate Toad just yet, guys. Sure he's lost his fair share of fights against the X-Men, but there's a reason he was in the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. He's managed to incapacitate Jean Grey with his slime, not only silencing her but also putting her in danger of dieing of suffocation. He's held his own against Storm one on one for just a bit before Storm started using her mutant powers, sending him hundreds of feet into the air and into the New York reservoir. And since he's supposed to have abilities that mimic an actual Toad, he likely survived that fall. And I know these are feats from the movie, but it only shows that even taking a more realistic approach, he still fights pretty well.
He's also managed to convince a former villain and another super hero to attack Spider-Man that being Frog Man and Spider-Kid, defeated Spider-Man and Vision both at once, lead a team of villains to fight X-Force, Survived an attack from Nimrod only losing a fingers (Basically a super powered, bright pink Sentinal from space), and kidnapped multiple people to die in Arcade's traps including The Thing and the X-Men, Angel.
Also little known fact about Toad, he's had a chemical imbalance in his system that practically gives him a sort of bipolar disorder, making him switch from calm and collective to angry and rash in a second before it got cured.
He's also got a prehensile tongue that he can also engulf in flame when he wants to.
So with all of that, I think he could do something that has blackmail involved. After all, he did manage to kidnap The Thing and Angel once and even talked to his former Brotherhood minions into coming back togethor to attack another X team. I think he's gonna be able to pull off something more simple like blackmail. -
Since nobody is gonna comment, I will to back up my pic of the Jaffa.
They managed to take over almost an entire galaxy, have ruled under the disguise of gods that have been in many religions such as Yu and Ra. From fear alone, they managed to enslave many planets and people as well as recruit, by force or volunteer, more soldiers into their conquest of galactic rule. Sure they have the weakness of creating and following through with theatrics, but they deserve such things if they can rule many planets and solar systems so easily. They can even blend in as a normal human without many noticing any differences unless they look for them.
In a way they've ruled Earth before, but for a full on alien invasion, I think they not only have the means, but also the right information and to infiltrate key parts of Earth so to let their warriors know where to strike next or first and spread their destruction. -
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30 minutes ago, RiotGear said:
Is there anything in Arkham to stop Rhino from simply running through the nearest wall?
It's largely just a brick and metal building with an iron/brick fence.
Yes, actually. There's a few villains there that can go up against Rhino no problem such as Bane, Poison Ivy and even K.G.Beast at one point. Though I think the question is would they even care enough to stop him?
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If Captain Crunch can continue to sell a cereal that destroys your gums and the roof of your mouth to this day while making it look exciting and outright more delicious than most other cereals, than I think he can manage to sell a few more Pippins to help Apple make a few more overpriced kickstands.
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2 hours ago, Twogunkid said:
So you're going to have to give me a crash course, I've only seen Evil Dead, where he is part of a bad decision that gets everyone except him killed, Evil Dead II where he is forced to chop off his own hand and gets himself sent back in time, and Army of Darkness which definitely paints him as the most competent. I didn't even know there was a TV show till this matchup.
The Event Horizon is merciless. The time Ash spends adjusting is part of what gets everyone around him to end up as casualties. There is no one else to help Ash out here. There is no slap fight, the Event Horizon is going for a kill plain and simple. No gloating no taunting and no benefit to even having a shotgun and chainsaw.
Well there's also been a ton of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness comics. From stand alone adventures to crossovers, Ash has been around. He's also been in about five games (Though nobody really counts the Commodre 64 game), all of wich he's gained new weaponry, new types of Deadites as well as timelines, events as well as ffighting through new attacks such as again, being brainwashed and possessed by a demonic spirit (Evil Dead: Regeneration), driven to insanity by looking at bones of another worldly creature (Evil Dead: Hail to the King), as well as overcoming psychological manipulation when he was old (Ash vs The Evil Dead).
There is plenty to talk about when it comes to his combat feats, but his psychological feats are just as impressive. Sure he's still gotten a possibe case of PTSD if the show is anyhthing to go by, but he's been able to forgive himself once he dealt with his problems head on and somehow not get his mind broken every other time he manages to somehow survive yet another Deadite attack that jumps the shark: Such as when he was sent into the far, far future to take down the Deadites with a robotic companion and be sent into cyberspace to attack the undead that had taken over and become digital coding.
He managed to survive another day of all these crazy Deadite moments every single time, one jumped shark after another, and yet he is still able to come back to a life of normalcy and get his old job back in S-Mart, his universe's Walmart, every single time. If that guy can somehow work a normal nine to five job every time he deals with an undead problem like it was just another Saturday, I think he can keep sane enough to survive Event Horizon. -
20 hours ago, Twogunkid said:
How is the Event Horizon going to underestimate him? It tries to kill everyone.
I will grant a good degree of jury rigging, but I would say that is different than ensuring a successful self-destruct and survival of said self-destruct.
I wasn't mentioning Bad Ash as a possibility of appearing but more that Ash does take time to adjust to a new scenario which is all that is needed for him to have been lured to his death.
Even Horizon has said that the ship is practically alive, therefore it must have some kind of personality, especially if it goes up against someone like Ash wich in terms mean that Ash would be underestimated because of his bumbling nature and constant taunting, just as well as his dumb luck.
Even if it doesn't have a personality, just trying to kill everyone through illusions is something that is not gonna deter Ash from his main goal of survival and/or destroying the place with the high possibility of escaping.
And while true Ash has to adjust to the things he sees, that's one of his main strengths, easily adjusting to a situation. A living, haunted ship is nothing compared to an entire city, cyber space or even medieval times considering he practically almost did it all. If this was Ash from just Evil Dead than I can understand why he wouldn't survive Event Horizon, but this is experienced, sort of hardened and cocky Ash. He's gonna survive it even if it means literally having a slap fight with an illusion. -
5 minutes ago, Twogunkid said:
To the point of destroying the thing, Ash has no clue how to possibly run or destroy a spacecraft. His boomstick isn't a solution and the Event Horizon can create facsimiles of loved ones in the afflicted's madness to lure them to their deaths (see Peters' death).
Ash being lured by an illusory Linda until it is too late seems all too likely.
When confronted with Bad Ash he stood in stunned silence for a while, which is all the time the Event Horizon needs.
Too many people seem to underestimate Ash, wich I think it another reason he'd survive a place like E.H. Yeah, he's no space man nor is he an expert in engineering when it comes to space crafts, but he has shown to improvise in these kind of situations such as whenever he manages to make his own weaponry like the dynamite launcher and harpoon gun in Evil Dead Regeneration in an alternate timeline and when he managed to create more shotgun shells and build himself a prosthetic hand made of a knights gauntlet, both when he was stuck in the midevil times and showing he knows basic and possibly advanced chemistry. Because of his mechanical tinkering, he should by definition look for a way out or at least a way to blow up the ship.
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10 minutes ago, Twogunkid said:
So Ash has certainly faced a great deal of traumatic events, but it is worth remembering that the Event Horizon's personal hell is tailored to each of its victims. Considering that everyone who went on the event horizon has in some way sucumbed to the madness and only been snapped out by others who had not or had not sucumbbed as much I think Ash has an uphill battle. There is no physical evil for him to confront or solve. The only solution to the Event Horizon was destroying it and hoping to be rescued.
Well that's the thing; Ash has known to snap himself out of these kind of situations. Sure there have been times he needed help, but that's very few comapred to the many other times he managed to snap himself out of insanity and back to sanity. And since this ship is practically the source of everything, I think Ash would consider this just another haunted cabin but bigger and made of metal before getting thoughts on destroying the thing.
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2 hours ago, RakaiThwei said:
Guns wouldn't matter. Ryu has shown to dodge gunfire casually in the anime and manga retelling of Street Fighter, if you want to consider those.
And this is Street Fighter I to Alpha Ryu.
Also I believe the Street Fighter World Warrior Encyclopedia produced by Capcom and Udon Comics mentions Ryu accomplishing feat.
Fair, but it looks like here he has to know that he's being fired upon to begin with. John constantly uses silenced guns and he is no strangers to using out fo the box weapons I.E. the pencil he is known to use as well as a book in another example. It's not like Ryu is fighting someone who knows the way of the sword or uses just guns, John Wick is known to improvise, and since they be fighting in the desert, who's to say John won't use the sand to clog up Ryu's open wounds or just to blind him?
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John Wick. Yeah both of them have had years of training, fighting and of course the occasional lethal blow, but John Wick doesn't have to worry about an evil entity taking over his body when fighting to aggressively. Ryu has to constantly worry about the Satsui no Hado taking over his body if he's not careful, turning him into Evil Ryu wich he desperately tries not to turn into wich is why he will not completely go all out when fighting. John Wick on the other hand has no such worries and can fight all out, nothing holding him back, guns at his side and willing to fight dirty if it means victory. Hadoken be damned, John Wick has a better chance.
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Honestly I was expecting this match to be more on the Danger Room's side considering John Connor is more adept in fighting robotic figures, not robotic hologram rooms.
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Considering Ash has dealt with many attacks on his mind wether it be demonic possesion, mind control and even just psychological manipulation in his later years, he was able to survive these mental attack and even when he does cave into these attacks, he eventually gains his sanity back and act like nothing has happened. Also because of his constant run in with Deadites of all kinds as well as a few timelines and worlds, I'm sure the amount of shit he's seen practically numbs him to whatever Event Horizon is gonna try and do to him.
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Keep in mind that the Danger Room is supposed to give an X-Men member a workout such as Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler and Colossus. And yes while there are safe guards, who's to say the Danger Room won't just turn them off? There have been moments in wich the X-Men themselves have had problems with the Danger Room because of some hacking, bugs or a mechanical mishap such as Kitty Pryde walking through the control panel as he powers disrupt machines. John Connor can only hold himself against one type of machine, three if you wanna count T-1000 and the T-X. The Danger Room has data on not only more kinds of killer robots, but also other creatures, villains as well as terrain like the Savage Lands. I don't see John lasting longer than a few hours.
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While I agree that Xanatos is the smarter man and can fake his way out of a situation, I feel like Barbossa can intimidate Belle out of breaking the curse. Again sure Xanatos is a smart guy and can make a plan to keep her from trying to break the cure, Barbossa is more physically intimidating, especially around the time when he himself had been cursed into turning into an undead skeleton when the moonlight hits him and is more than willing to get his hands dirty, even if it means maiming Belle.


Match 18105 The Punisher vs. Death Eaters, The
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Holy shit, that's my first tie lol