CanisMax

Wow... I gotta say that would be freaking awesome.

I've been thinking, and I was curious: if someone were to play your FPL characters in a movie, tv show, stage play, radio play, puppet show, etc., who would be your first choice? My picks: Incendia Os: Tsutomu Kitagawa Completely Engulfed In Flames Man: Jay Baruchel And while I'm at it, Bad Bob: Adam "Edge" Copeland

I must admit that I have to echo the sentiments of said perverts. You're no fun, Deo.

Best Character (Male): There's no way I can pick just one, but I've always liked Remnants of John, SuperHouse, and Dr. Voodoo. There is waaaaayyy too many to pick, though. Best Character (Female): Tie between Pirahna Girl and Sophie: Short Order Cook. Best Avatar: Unicorn Boy. Creepy and awesome all at the same time. Best Glimpse into a Terrifying Universe that will Haunt my Dreams for Years to Come: Huh?... Well, I realize the Actor's Guild is an older charcter, but jeez, I would not want to be there. Best “Up and Coming†Writer/Best "Always Had It" Writer: Unfortunately, I don't actually remember whose been around and who hasn't. Best Overall Writer: GAAAAH! ... Fine. DeoJusto is my favorite, but I am not going to say one person is better than another. Most Gratuitous Violence: Tie between Pirahna Girl and Remnants of John. Twitchiest Eyebrow (Best WTF Did I Just Read Character): Be'at Dow'n: God of Disco I Ish Teh Smurt (Most Intelligently Written Character): No comment. Best Team: Again, No comment. Best Character in a Team: Arent' they all on teams in some form or fashion? Worst Named Character: SRP. No offense to Landon, "SRP" doesn't give me any idea of what I'm reading, which is a shame because it's a very cool character. Coolest Named Character: Since I can't vote for CEIF Man, I'm gonna go with the Funtabulous Fantastical Frizzles. Most Virtuous Character: Actually, I've noticed that the FPL characters have gotten a bit darker of late, heroes included... Most Evil: Pirahna Girl. Dang it, I promised myself I wouldn't vote for her again... Most Underrated: Maybe it's just me, but I feel like the truly good characters get the regognition they deserve. Most likely to Clip the Wrong Wire on a Ticking Bomb: Gonna have to agree with Treach. SuperHouse. Most Likely to Reach 500 Points First: Hasn't Pirahna Girl already done that? Best Duo: Best what? Most Likely to Be Completely Mediocre: Jay the Unloved Cactus. I imagine if Marvin the paranoid android was given happy-pills and told to write a character, this is what we would get. Best Origin: BCT: Vindication Best Personality: Cecilia Norelle Best Powers (Or Power Usage) Class Clown (Funniest): SuperHouse. I'm just waiting for the day when this is made into an Adult Swim show. Class *Evil* Clown (Best Dark Humor): Unicorn Boy. Hands down. Class Evil Scientist: We actually seem to be lacking in that department. Class Mob Boss: Mr. Jack The Edward Cullen Award for Sparkly Smugness: No clue. Best FPL Fictions: I'm going to give this to the SuperHouse fictions. Those were cool and the fact that Deo wrote my characters better than I did during the couple times they cameoed was both embarassing and awesome. Best FPL RPG: No friggin' clue. Best Overall (Hero)/Best Overall (Villain): I refuse to pick just one for each. Characters That Make You Want More: Tie among SuperHouse, Unicorn Boy, Remnants of John, BCT: Vindication, and Sophie: Short Order Cook.

I'll concede that you did not say you would be a good FPL character.

Not if the way you were written read like a five year old on crack.

I seem to recall Predator being constantly unavailable because as soon as he got out of a fight someone would throw him in another one... Ah, the good old days.

Dude... no. It's over. Treach is right. This really is not the place for this. I for one am done.

Yeah, that's right. I got ND7 backin' me up. What you got, son?

You don't stand a chance.

That about sums it up accurately. *pulls out a tranquilizer gun just in case*

Get away from Felicia! She's mine!

I volunteer videogameman for the job as well.

No... please no. The last thing we need is Corvette knowing karate.

My last entry was filler, and I apologize for that. Unfortunately "The Black Bass" is a game about which I have little to say. Today's game, however, has left me both speechless and unable to stop talking about it. I present to you "Shadow of the Beast". I own the Genesis version of this game, but it was released on multiple other formats such as Commodore 64, Lynx, and Turbo Grafx CD. Essentially, you play as some sort of mutant creature named Aabron going on an epic quest of some sort. Actually, the plot line makes no sense to me, so I'll leave it to you to decipher. According to MobyGames: Huh... Anyway, this game is probably the strangest game I have ever played. What makes it so weird? First and foremost, in the first level there's this inexplicable blimp flying around in the background. Right off the bat, that confused me. Then I noticed the enemy design. It ranges from strange to mind-numbingly weird. The strange: The really strange: The borderline disturbing: See what I mean? This game is weird. But the question which may or may not be on your mind at this point is, of course, "Is this thing fun?". The game is essentially your basic sixteen-bit (or eight-bit, depending on the format) adventure game. You have a few attacks and you get one or two weapons. The controls are simple; one button to jump, one to attack, and it works pretty well. The game is challenging, but not to the point of pulling your hair out in a blind rage. The problem is, this game is just well... not particularly interesting. Now, I know I said it was weird. I know I said it was the weirdest game I've ever played. But 'weird' and 'interesting' aren't the same thing. Shatow of the Beast just doesn't carry with it any particular hook that makes me want to sit down and play it regularly. I'll give it a 5/10. It's kind of a cult classic, so if you happen to find it cheap, then go for it, if for no other reason than the weirdness.

Been there, done that. It's sad and all, but as far as I'm concerned, that's just the way things are. Besides, Detroit has the Red Wings and Slow's BBQ.

Bruce Lee was from Hong Kong. Not necessarily the same thing.

Hmm... not that I'm biased or anything (I never vote on my own matches), but I'd have to give this to Ultraman. Admittedly, it's been a while since I watched Godzilla vs. Megalon, but I remember Jet Jaguar being a pretty good fighter, but not really being able to take a hit. As far as I'm concerned, Ultraman could stand back and pummel Jet Jaguar with his plethora of long range attacks. Anyway, thanks to the people who commented.

Shelly, let's not jump to conclusions. You forget that there are, unfortunately, several dozen members who rarely, if ever, post anything and never read the setups. They're just there to vote. Now, as for VCM... I for one need to apologize as well, on behalf of most of us. Almost every one of us has said something that we shouldn't have. I don't know how many folks will share my mentality, but there's a few of us who have gone too far once or twice, myself included. However, this doesn't mean that I'm just going to tell you that it's okay and be done with it. Your reputation is not the best and, as has been said before, saying something and doing it are two very different things. That being said, I genuinely hope that we can all just get along. As the adage goes, "a house divided cannot stand".

I live in the metro area of Michigan. The whole freakin' place is skid row.

That's correct... it would probably be the other way around.

Hmmm... I received 'funniest' a couple times. Perhaps I should ask Soberguy for cynicism lessons...

Naww... it probably has something to do with this... I think a little bit more of me just died.

Well, golly gee willickers. I simply never would have guessed.