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When the two Herc's learn of the existance of a counterpart bearing their name residing in a seperate reallity they decide to see who is the true son of Zeus. This contest takes place on a deserted island in the Aegean near Greece. Marvel hercules" you dare to call yourself a son of Zeus we shall see about that. " DC Hercules replied "Posturing buffoon , you are no son of zeus.. You are naught but an oafish charlatan fit only to amuse children". Marvel Hercules ' I'll have you know I have fought along side the Avengers who's like includes the Odin son Thor as well as captain America a nobler man you shall never meet." "Fool what do I care who your companions are I have bested the likes of Superman in my reallaity . Are there any who can match his might in your world?" "Perhaps Galactus who I have faced. So what are the rules here ? Shall we see. who can drink the most casks of wine and recite Homer afterwards?" "It matters not to me name a contest and I will best you at it." "Perhaps we should test our mettle by seeing which of us can charm the most women and satisfy them in bed?: DC Hercules" Hah I would have thought you would be more familier with sheep than with women.' Marvel Hercules takes a big sniff of the air and says" I think it was you who last visited the sheep pen". "DC Hercules "Aaargh perhaps it is a contest to annoy one another you seek. In which case I will admit you are ahead of me so far." " then these are the tasks I propose , first a test of strength we will start by lifting similar sized boulders then contnue gradually increasing the weight until either you or I can no longer lift any more." "Hah now we shall see who is the strongest'" "But a true son of Zeus must be more than just a bag of muscles would you not agree?" "Granted so what then?" " I know there is a fully stocked winery on this isle how is your Homer?" "Better than yours I would wager." ." D:OH" "What was that ?" "just practicing my Homer." "What else ?" "We see who truly can tell a woman from a sheep." "But there are no women on this island." 'Athens is a mere hundred mile swim from here. ""Fine then let this contest begin."