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Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 1 *THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooooo, fight fans! Welcome back to the Arena for TCC sanctioned action! And we are about to embark on the most ambitious contest the Transdimensional Combat Commission have cooked up! We will be witnessing a 30 woman over the top royal battle royal! Combatants from all over the multiverses have come to participate in this intriguing match type! Andel Sanap: Yes, Al. Even though I am confused as to what inspired the TCC to come up with this idea, but I cannot deny the lengths they have gone to make this happen! Now, we don’t know the full list of contestants, but we are aware that there some individuals that are possessing powers of flight or other abilities that would give them an advantage in a normal battle royal. Which is why the TCC have created a new map for the battle terrain: The Battlesphere! Al Rossi: High over the arena floor is a transparent, metallic sphere, some 40 feet in diameter. Suspended inside of that is a regulation 20-foot by 20-foot wrestling ring. The competitors will enter the battle terrain and proceed to a teleporter that will beam them into the sphere. Once the match begins, a new competitor will enter the sphere every 90 seconds. Competitors will be eliminated from the match if they are thrown over the top rope and both feet make contact with the sphere. They will immediately be transported back to the locker rooms, but that’s not all that happens! Andel Sanap: And this, Al, is what is so unusual about this fight. The TCC have decreed that if you eliminate someone, you will get that competitor’s powers and abilities to use in the match! So if you were to eliminate someone with magical powers, you would receive magical powers yourself. If you were to eliminate someone with fighting skills, you would get skills equal to them. The TCC have even programed the Battlesphere to generate facsimiles of weapons your victim used so can use them for yourself! Al Rossi: And all of this will come into play at the end of the battle royal, as the last woman standing will be able to choose one of her acquired fighting styles to access permanently in TCC sanctioned bouts! But I’m sure the fans are buzzing trying to learn who will be entering the Battlesphere. Earlier today, some of the competitors made their intentions know for the cameras. Let’s take a look. Cassie Cage: My first time in the TCC Arena…pretty much sucked. I mean, it was exciting. The crowd going crazy. Being able to kick the asses of some boys in red spandex. But I missed out on the finish. I got taken out and had to watch re-plays from a hospital bed. But now, I’m back. I’m at a 100%, and I’m going into a fight with 29 other ladies. And one of them just happens to be my mother. But don’t worry, Mom. I won’t take it easy on you. Cuz I know you won’t take it easy on me. Poison Ivy: The Battlesphere. Ha! Cute name. I’d just like to call it the final resting place of 28 other women who think they can survive me and Harley. It’s gonna come down to the two of us, because we are the only Gotham girls in this battle royal. Harley Quinn: But, Dr. Isely, what about…Roxy Rocket? What about…Red Claw? What about…GASP! Baby Doll? Poison Ivy: Oh, you’re right, Harl. Silly me. We are the only Gotham girls in this battle royal…that matter! Hahaha! Harley Quinn: Hahaha! Good one, Red! But I’ve got some unfinished business in this fight! Poison Ivy: Um, Harley? How can you have unfinished business? Neither of us have fought here before. Harley Quinn: I know that! But I’ve heard people talking, and they are saying that Luthor’s girl Saturday is gonna be here tonight. And you might think, Mercy, that you and me are even. You got a lucky shot or 5 in, I strap you to a giant robot and we’re all good, right? Wrong! I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure I’m in that ring when your number comes up! Because after I’m done with you, in that ring, there will be…heh… no Mercy. Ha! See what I did there, Red? Poison Ivy: Ugh. Yeah, sure. Chel: I know what you are thinking. “Chel! Are you crazy?! Going into the battle royal? Are you nuts or something?” Heh. Maybe. But to any of you girls who think you can underestimate me, go ahead. Think I don’t have a chance. That’s all I need to steal this battle royal. And to all of you ‘princesses’, let me be the one to show you what a real woman looks like, and fights like. The Phantom Lady: After the fight on July 4th at the Gorge, I didn’t feel any disappointment in my team losing to the Invaders. But I do have a problem with you, Miss Chloe Bourgeois. You insulted my team, you insulted my costume, then unleashed a temper tantrum on the fans. Well, today you’ll get a chance to see the Phantom Lady’s costume close up, and it will be the last thing you see before you are eliminated from the Battlesphere. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chloe Bourgeois: Hello again, losers! It’s me, Chloe Bourgeois! Queen Bee! And you might as well call me Queen TCC, because no one here is better than me! Ha ha! Now I know you people may be confused to see me here after the TCC forced me into that totally unfair rematch with Trini Kwan, but I know what I want in this fight. If you eliminate someone from the Battlesphere, you get that person’s powers. Which means if I were to eliminate Ladybug, I’d get a copy of her powers AND a copy of her Miraculous! Then I will be the only undefeated competitor in TCC history! So get ready for my victory party, because the idea of any of these so-called fighters winning? Ha! Utterly Ridiculous! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minerva Mink: Could you please get that light out of here? Are you trying to blind me? Huh. Incompetents. Okay. Hello, everyone! It’s your favorite Warner Bros’ starlet Minerva Mink! Here to tell you this battle royal is mine. Because I’m not just a pretty face. I’m the prettiest face! Make up! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Snow White: Umm, Cindy, what are we doing here? Cinderella: I think they want us to talk to that camera. Snow White: About what? Cinderella: About what we’re going to do in the Battlesphere. Snow White: Battlesphere?! I thought we were just having a party! We don’t know anything about fighting! Cinderella: Snow! Snow! Please, take it easy. We won’t be going in there alone. Tinker Bell will be there, Elsa will be there. Snow White: Oh, Elsa? Well, that’s different! With her magic, we’re sure to win! Cinderella: Um, of course we will. Ladybug: I was proud to be part of the first match in TCC history. I can’t wait to get in the Battlesphere. And I hope you’re in there, Ruby! I’ll be ready for you this time! And as for you, Chloe. Just know I’ll be keeping my eye on you. You’ve been talking about how you’re going throw me over the top rope and take my powers for yourself. But don’t forget. Some of these other girls may have watched you fight, but I’ve fought you myself, and I know what I need to do to beat you. And, who knows? Maybe I’ll be the one who gets a second Miraculous tonight! Elsa: I know many the women in this battle will look at me not just as the biggest threat, but the biggest target. My powers in the hands of some of these fighters could prove catastrophic if they aren’t careful. But I welcome this challenge. There are villains, heroes, princesses and thieves. But there is only one spirit of nature in this fight. And tonight, I will make my stand. Al Rossi: Whoa! Is that a lineup or what, Andel? Andel Sanap: Oh, indeed. Some new faces to the battle terrain and some looking to redeem past defeats. But who will come out on top? Let’s find out! Lets send it down to Justin Roberts! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the Battlesphere Battle Royal! Two women will begin the match, with another competitor entering the Battlesphere every 90 seconds. Competitors are eliminated by being thrown over the top rope, and both feet making contact with the Battlesphere wall. Eliminate a competitor, and you will gain their powers. The last woman standing wins, and gets to choose one of her acquired powers to use during any and all TCC sanctioned matches. Let’s bring out the competitor who drew number 1! P.A.: ALL HAIL MEDUSA! Al Rossi: Whoa! Well, you can’t have a battle royal without some royalty! Justin Roberts: From Attilan, the Queen of the Inhumans: MEDUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAA!! Andel Sanap: Walking to the teleporter with purpose, Medusa is making her 2nd appearance in TCC Arena, following her victory over Entrapta. A press of a button and she materializes inside the sphere. She is clearly not pleased with being one of the first competitors to start this battle royal. Al Rossi: No one would! But who she going to start it with? Justin Roberts: And now, the competitor who drew number 2! Al Rossi: Medusa gotta be hoping for an easy opponent to eliminate quickly. Who P.A.: DO IT, ROCKAPELLA! YEAH! Andel Sanap: A roar from the crowd! They know what that music means! Justin Roberts: From an undisclosed location, she puts the ‘mis’ in misdemeanor: CARMEEEEEEEEEN SANDIEEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOO!! Al Rossi: A very resourceful opponent! She waves to the crowd before walking to the teleporter and beaming into the sphere. Andel Sanap: Medusa locks eyes with Miss Sandiego as she tips her hat to her. The official is ready to start the match! Referee: Competitors ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Al Rossi: Medusa extends her hair as Carmen throws a smoke grenade. The Medusa’s hair heads into the smoke and now she’s pulling back! Andel Sanap: The smoke has cleared and no one’s there! And look! Some kind of handcuffs trapping Medusa’s hair! Al Rossi: A ruse by Carmen! But quick flex of those strong as steel hairs and the cuffs snap off! Andel Sanap: But where is Miss Sandiego? Al Rossi: Wait! Look! Do you see that? Under the ring, by the apron! There she is! Andel Sanap: She slipped under the ring and is using the rigging underneath to climb to the other side! The crowd is going crazy but Medusa doesn’t know where Miss Sandiego got to! She’s looking over the edge where she was standing, but Miss Sandiego is now crawling up the apron and has hold of the ropes! Al Rossi: Expert skill to complete that maneuver without having her feet make contact with the sphere! Medusa sense somethings up! She turns, but Carmen leaps to the ropes! Andel Sanap: By the Force! A springboard dropkick off the ropes takes Medusa to the mat! Medusa is stunned! Miss Sandiego grabs her by the hair and tries throw Medusa over the ropes but the hair quickly wraps around the ropes to save her. Al Rossi: Clock is winding down. We are going to be getting our third entry. Who’s next? Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BZZZZZ P.A.: La da da da dadadee! It’s not pretty being me! Al Rossi: The face that launched a thousand furries! Here’s Minerva Mink! Andel Sanap: She is in no hurry to reach the teleporter as she soaks in the cheers and blows kisses to the crowd. Al Rossi: Daintily presses the button and beams into the sphere. She runs to Carmen and Medusa, still tangled up in the ropes! Andel Sanap: Miss Mink grabs the legs of Miss Sandiego! She’s trying to eliminate two competitors at once! Miss Sandiego is fighting back! And OH! Medusa swipes both of them off her with her hair and climbs back into the ring! Al Rossi: We’re off and running, folks! Who’s going to be the first eliminated? OK: Currently in the Ring: Medusa, Carmen Sandiego, Minerva Mink All have their normal powers, skills, and equipment. Whoever gets the least votes gets eliminated (If there’s a tie, both get eliminated). Whoever gets the most votes gets that woman’s powers/abilities (If there’s a tie, both get powers of the eliminated). If there are no ties the odd woman out simply takes damage, and will need to compete in the next round of the battle royal. Check out my other match ups to see how the rest of the match is going. Any questions, feel free to ask them. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooo, fight fans! Al Rossi and Andel Sanap back with you at TCC Arena for a great match up! Two teams of henchmen for hire going head-to-head. The Nasty Boys: Gorgeous George, Ruckus, Slab, Hairbag, and Vertigo, taking on the Royal Flush Gang! Andel Sanap: Two teams of very unpleasant individuals, Al. And dangerous, as well. I’m not sure if it’s wise to allow both Vertigo and Ace to be in the battle terrain at the same time. Their powers could be particularly hazardous to the fans in attendance. Al Rossi: Relax, Andel, that’s why we have the protective field up for this fight. It will counteract any effects of Ace’s powers of perception and Vertigo’s equilibrium based attacks. Let’s send it down to Philippa. Philippa Forrester: Hey, guys! Um, I was hoping to get a word with the Royal Flush Gang but they have refused to let me in their locker room. I’ll try again. Hello? King? Queen? It’s Philippa. Queen: What do you want? Philippa Forrester: I’m sorry to interrupt. I know you are getting ready for the fight, but I was wondering if you had time for some questions? King: Questions? Ha! Back off, lady. The only question that you need to be asking is do we beat the Nasty Boys in 5 minutes or will they just surrender before the fight even starts! 10: Yeah! We’ll wreck those creeps! Queen: So why don’t you just go be ugly somewhere else? We want to be alone for… Ruckus: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Queen: Ahhhhhh!! Umph! Gorgeous George: Ha ha! Good one, Ruckus! Ruckus: Anytime, George! Jack: Look what you did our dressing room?! Queen: Never mind the room! Look what his voice did to my hair!! King: You guys want to play?! Take this!! Slab: Hey! Watch it with the fire balls! Philippa Forrester: Um, security? Andel Sanap: What’s going on? What’s happened to the feed? Al Rossi: Sorry, Andel, but I’ve been notified that we are getting a message from TCC rep Maximillion Pegasus. Andel Sanap: But we don’t have time for an announcement! What about Philippa? The Nastys and the Gang look about ready to start fighting right now! Al Rossi: Hey, I don’t make the rules, buddy. Here is TCC representative, Maximillion Pegasus. Maximillion Pegasus: Hello, boys and girls. Hope everyone’s excited for today’s fight. Don’t worry. The Nasty Boys and the Royal Flush Gang will be out in just a moment. But I’m here to announce what’s coming next to TCC Arena! You fans are going to behold the latest innovation from the Transdimensional Combat Commission! Because next time the TCC brings you action, it won’t be just two fighters. It won’t be two teams. Oh no, no. It will be THIRTY competitors in an over the top rope battle royal! That’s right, 30 ladies from across the multiverses will compete against each other for dominance. But that’s not all. In this battle, if you eliminate someone, you will be given their powers, abilities, and weapons to continue in the fight. Whoever is the last woman standing, will be able to choose one of these powers to be able to use whenever they compete in TCC sanctioned matches. So don’t wait! Get in contact with the TCC to sign up for a slot. See you next time, fight fans! Hahaha! Al Rossi: Unbelievable! Another Pegasus announcement, another bombshell! Andel Sanap: I don’t understand! All these announcements, these stipulations. Something has definitely changed with the TCC lately. Al Rossi: Hey, if it’s gets us a fight like this, it can’t be all bad! 30 women battle royal! And we still have 5v5 tonight! Take it away, Justin! Justin Roberts: Good evening, TCC Arena. The following contest is a 5v5 elimination match. Eliminations occur by knockout or submission. The team that eliminates all 5 of their opponents first, wins. Introducing first, they are Gorgeous George, Ruckus, Slab, Hairbag, and Vertigo: THE NAAAAAAASTY BOOOOOOOOYS!! Andel Sanap: Riding in on George’s tar like body to the battle terrain. With Slab and Hairbag, the Nasty Boys may have a strength advantage. Justin Roberts: And their opponents, they are 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace: THE ROOOOOOOOOOOYAL FLUSH GAAAAAAAAAANG!! Al Rossi: Nice entrance with those flying playing cards. Of course they won’t be allowed to use them in the fight. The battle terrain is formatting itself into the Lakewood Shopping Center map, three floors of stores full of plunder for these two teams to use. Here’s the official! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: Vertigo runs in and points at Ace! Ace locks her with that blank stare! Al Rossi: Neither one is budging. I guess the Nastys wanted to get Ace and her perception warping powers out of the fight early, but it seems that now she and Vertigo are gridlocked. But here comes the rest of the Gang! Andel Sanap: 10 charges into Slab and smashes him into the food court while Queen uses her magnetic abilities to throw chairs and tables at Hairbag! Al Rossi: Ruckus gives another sonic scream that sends King scrambling for cover to start blasting! Meanwhile we got George and Jack getting all tangled up with each other. Who’s going to come on top? And what about this battle royal? Stay tuned to us for more info! OK: Both teams are at full strength. Ace can just affect perception, she doesn’t have any reality warping powers yet. They are in a three story mall. Whichever team takes out all 5 members of the opposition first, wins. Game On! #WhoAreThe8?

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooooo, fight fans! We are back at TCC Arena, and the building is packed for tonight’s match-up. In a TCC first, we will be witnessing a Hair vs Hair match between Medusa and Entrapta! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. These two women will be putting their famous hair on the line in this fight, and the loser will be having it shaved off. Um, Al, isn’t this somewhat unusual? Al Rossi: No more unusual than what we usually see around here, Andel. Andel Sanap: I’m merely pointing out that in your world’s ‘professional wrestling’, Hair vs Hair is generally used due to bad blood between two competitors driving them to want to humiliate each other. I don’t believe Medusa and Entrapta haven even met each other before tonight. Al Rossi: So what? These are two competitors with similar powers. Adding the stipulation is just giving it a little extra. Andel Sanap: But we’ve also been informed that there has been a special guest referee assigned to this bout. I don’t know, Al. I have… Al Rossi: …a bad feeling about this. I know. Everyone from your universe says that! Relax! You know these two ladies are gonna put on an entertaining fight! Let’s send it on down to Philippa for a word with Entrapta. Philippa Forrester: Thanks, guys! I’m here with Entrapta and I’ve got to say your hair looks even longer than usual. Entrapta: Yes! I know! I’ve been letting it grow out for this experiment! Philippa Forrester: Um, this is supposed to be a fight? Entrapta: Right! An experimental fight! Philippa Forrester: Oookay. Do you have a reason for why this match needed a Hair vs Hair stipulation? Entrapta: Me? I don’t know. Why would I have a reason? Philippa Forrester: Well, I assumed that you had asked for the stip. If it wasn’t you, why would Medusa challenge you to a fight like this? Entrapta: Meh. Who knows? Maybe she had a bad hair day? Muhahahahaha! See? It’s funny cuz hair. Philippa Forrester: …umm…. Entrapta: Hey! Would you like to see the invention I’m testing out today? Philippa Forrester: I suppose. Where is it? Entrapta: Can’t you see? I’m wearing it! Along with my natural hair, I’ve crafted my own brand of extensions! Metallic fibers that I’m able to stretch out and shape just like Medusa can! I even outfitted some of the strands so that they can carry things inside! Saws, lasers, nanites, tiny food… Philippa Forrester: Err, that’s all very impressive. But do you think those ‘extensions’ are durable enough to withstand a fight with Medusa? Entrapta: That’s why we test them out! I’ll show you! Now, hmm. They are designed to respond to my thoughts just like my not-metal hair. Sooooo, let’s try this! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Whooooooa! Entrapta: Philippa? Philippa, where’d you go? Philippa Forrester: I’m up here! Entrapta: Amazing! I was just trying to have my extensions take your microphone! But now I know that my hair can hold a fully grown woman in the air! How much do you weigh, by the way? Philippa Forrester: Entrapta! Just get me down from here! Entrapta: Oh! Right! My bad! Now let me see. When I want it to let go of something I just think… Philippa Forrester: AAAAAAAAAH! UMPH! Entrapta: And there we go! Thanks for helping me test my invention, Philippa! Philippa Forrester: Ugh. No..uh..problem. Back to you at the announce table. Ow. Andel Sanap: Could we get Mercy back there to check on Philippa? Al Rossi: Relax, she just fell a couple of feet. Or 6. Umm, let’s send it to Justin Roberts for the introductions! Justin Roberts: Good evening, TCC Arena! Tonight’s contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Hair vs Hair match! Victory is achieved through pinfall or submission, and the loser gets their head shaved bald! The protective screen will be activated, the competitors may fight anywhere on the battle terrain, but pin or submission attempts only count inside the ring! Our first competitor, from the hidden kingdom of Attilan, she is the Queen of the Inhumans: MEEEEEEDUUUUUSAAAAAAA! Andel Sanap: Her highness does not look to be in a good mood as she makes her way to the battle terrain. Tonight, the terrain has been formatted as a traditional, professional wrestling ring surrounded by a padded floor. But there is concrete underneath those pads that may come into play should these women choose. Al Rossi: Medusa actually using her hair to lift her over the ropes and into the ring to the cheers of the Inhumans and fans in attendance. Justin Roberts: And her opponent, from the planet of Etheria, she fights for the Princess Alliance: ENTRAAAAAPTAAAAAAAAAA! Al Rossi: Entrapta is letting her hair walk her down to ringside. She’s waving to the crowd, looking like she’s having the time of her life! Andel Sanap: I’m not sure if Entrapta is taking this too lightly. Medusa has her eyes locked on Entrapta as she rolls under the bottom rope into the ring and offers Medusa a handshake…er…that is, ‘hair’ shake? Entrapta: Hello, your highness! It’s so great to finally meet you! This is going to be so awesome! Medusa: What are you blabbering about, girl? We are set to do battle today. Entrapta: I know! And we have so much in common! We’re both royalty, we both have great hair, we have matching outfits… Medusa: Enough! Just know I won’t be holding myself back because of how young you are. Entrapta: Great! And I won’t hold myself back because of how old you are? Medusa: What?! Entrapta: Uh heh heh. I mean uh… Al Rossi: Thankfully, here’s Roberts to step in between these two. Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, the Transdimensional Combat Commission have assigned a special guest referee for this contest. Al Rossi: Lights out in the Arena. Whoever this is certainly wants to make an entrance. Andel Sanap: We have power again, fans, and look! There’s another woman in the ring! She must be the guest official, but I’m not sure if that referee uniform is regulation. Al Rossi: Wait a second! That hair! Those glasses! No freakin’ way! Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, your special guest referee: BAYOOOOOONETTAAAAAAA! Andel Sanap: The Umbra Witch is in TCC Arena! Al Rossi: Who better to referee a Hair vs Hair match! Bayonetta: Hello, girls. Who’s ready to dance? Entrapta: Umm, I thought we were fighting each other? Bayonetta: Hmm. Cute. Medusa: You are the one who is supposed to maintain order in this battle? Bayonetta: If you got a problem with it, you can take it up with the management, your highness. Medusa: It is no matter. I will be victorious no matter who is officiating. Bayonetta: Too bad that’s not what your husband thinks. Medusa: How dare you! How would you know what Black Bolt thinks? Bayonetta: Oh, he told me so. Medusa: Black Bolt must remain silent! He never speaks! Bayonetta: Hmm, I found a way. Entrapta: Ooh! Did you invent a machine that could read his mind?! Bayonetta: … Ok, you can leave this ring to fight, but you can only win if you beat your opponent inside the ring. And eye gouging, choking, and…heh… hair pulling are encouraged by the referee. Medusa: Hmph. Harlot. Entrapta: Why is she talking like that? Bayonetta: Let’s get this started! Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Commence combat! Andel Sanap: Medusa launches her strands of hair at Entrapta, who uses her hair to lift her over the strike! Entrapta has activated her extensions and projects a chainsaw blade to swing at Medusa! Medusa uses her hair to block but there are red clippings scattered on the mat! If Entrapta’s weapons can continue to damage to Medusa’s hair, she could…Al! Where are you going? Al Rossi: Err, I was just going down to ringside to see if I could get an interview with Bayonetta. Andel Sanap: Miss Forrester does the interviews! She will talk to Bayonetta, Medusa, and Entrapta after the fight is over! Al Rossi: But she might need help officiating the match! Andel Sanap: Oh get back in your seat! And you all stay tuned for the conclusion of this battle! Al Rossi: Do you think it will be a hair-raising conclusion? Andel Sanap: Make another pun like that and I will have to ask you to leave. Al Rossi: Good! Then I can go down to the battle terrain and meet Bayonetta! Andel Sanap: Get back over here and call the fight! OK: Medusa: Full strength. Entrapta: Full strength. She has grown her hair to twice it’s usual length, and has reinforced with mechanical ‘extensions’ storing various weapons. Battle terrain is set up as a pro wrestling ring. Winner is decided by pinfall or submission. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Hellooooooooo, fight fans! Al Rossi and Jedi Master Andel Sanap here coming to you live this time from the Gorge! And tonight we have fans here and at TCC Arena buzzing for the biggest contest the Transdimensional Combat Commission has put together! This isn’t going to be a fight! This is going to be an all out war! Not a 1 v 1 matchup! Not 6 v 6! Tonight, two armies will do battle across two stadiums, as 25, yes you heard that right, 25 of greatest warriors from the Realms of Mortal Kombat, face off against the 25-man Ranger Team, Forever Red! Andel Sanap: This colossal match up came from the mind of the biggest mouth of Mortal Kombat, Johnny Cage. He was in attendance for the rematch between Trini Kwan and Chloe Bourgeois, and after the fight approached Tommy Oliver to make him a proposition. Our cameras were not allowed to capture the meeting, but sources say that Mr. Cage wanted to cash in on the Power Rangers hype stirred up by Miss Kwan’s performance. Regardless, following their talk, Mr. Cage and Mr. Oliver called upon the TCC officials to sanction tonight’s battle. And I have to admit I’m stunned that we are actually going to witness this, Al. A 50 person battle across TWO stadiums? This is unheard of! Al Rossi: And for those of you wondering what we mean about two stadiums, let’s explain the rules of the battle. All 50 combatants will start here in the Gorge. In the center of the battlefield is a pyramid with a portal on top of it. Going through that portal will send you to another pyramid set up at TCC Arena. The goal is to eliminate all members of the opposing team, and control both pyramids in both stadiums. Andel Sanap: The Kombat team is free to use all of their attacks and weapons, and Team Forever Red has access to all of their power up and Battlizer modes. The defense screens will be up to protect our fans, but I’m sure Mercy will be working overtime to clean up the mess from this battle. Al Rossi: But enough of the talking! Let’s get to the action! Take it away, Philippa! Philippa Forrester: Hello everyone here at the Gorge! And hello to all of you at TCC Arena! Let’s bring out our competitors! First, they are the fiercest, most bloodthirsty fighters in the universe: Team Mortaaaaaaaaaaaal Kombaaaaaaaaaaaat! Andel Sanap: Here they come, Al. I’m sure the fans are going to be surprised by some of the names that are putting aside blood feuds to make this fight happen! Al Rossi: Almost as shocking as Philippa being able to remember all these names for the introductions! Philippa Forrester: Team Captain Liu Kang! Err…Co-Team Captain Johnny Cage! Raiden! Scorpion! Jackson Briggs! Sub-Zero! Sonya Blade! Kitana! Kano! Baraka! Kung Lao! Shang Tsung! Mileena! Noob Saibot! Reptile! Jade! Cyrax! Shao Kahn! Kabal! Ermac! Cassie Cage! D’Vorah! Erron Black! Jacqui Briggs! And Kotal Kahn! Andel Sanap: Some old and new faces. Honorable heroes, and vicious dictators. I cannot begin to imagine how Mr. Cage was able to convince all of these people to take part in this. Al Rossi: Well for all there motives, none of those people will be back down from a fight! Philippa Forrester: And their opponents, the defenders of Earth and the Morphing Grid: Team Foreveeeeeeer Reeeeeeeeeed! Andel Sanap: 25 highly skilled young men. From different planets, different times. But all looked up to as the most powerful of the Power Rangers! Philippa Forrester: Team Captain Zeo Ranger Tommy Oliver! Mighty Morphin’ Ranger Jason Lee Scott! Ninja Ranger Rocky DeSantos! Aquitar Ranger Aurico! Turbo Ranger T.J. Johnson! Space Ranger Andros! Galaxy Ranger Leo Corbett! Lightspeed Rescue Ranger Carter Grayson! Time Force Ranger Wesley Collins! Quantum Ranger Eric Myers! Lion Wild Force Ranger Cole Evans! Ninja Storm Wind Ranger Shane Clarke! Thunder Ranger Hunter Bradley! Dino Thunder Ranger Conner McKnight! S.P.D. Ranger Jack Landors! Mystic Force Ranger Nick Russell! Overdrive Ranger Mack Hartford! Jungle Fury Ranger Casey Rhodes! RPM Ranger Scott Truman! Samurai Ranger Jayden Shiba! Megaforce Ranger Troy Burrows! Dino Charge Ranger Tyler Navarro! Ninja Steel Ranger Brody Romano! Beast Morpher Ranger Devon Daniels! And Dino Fury Ranger Zayto! Al Rossi: Phew! All those names! I’m exhausted and we haven’t even gotten to the fight yet! Andel Sanap: The two forces will take part in the customary face off. It appears that Mr. Oliver will be leading a contingent of Mr. Scott, Mr. McKnight, Mr. Navarro, and Zayto. Al Rossi: All four of the T-Rex Rangers. Nice! The Kombat representatives are Liu Kang leading Raiden, Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage, and…Shao Kahn? It sure feels weird to see those five together on the same side of a fight! Johnny Cage: Hey look, Sonya! Check it out! I’ve always wanted to meet the Backstreet Boys! Sonya Blade: Will you just shut up for once in your life, Cage? I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. Johnny Cage: Face it, babe. The box office for a fight like this is going to be huuuuge. Tommy Oliver (Zeo): It’s an honor to battle you, general. It’s incredible to meet all of you. Johnny Cage: Yeah, I know. I’m awesome. Liu Kang: He said all of us, ‘co-team captain’. Raiden: Truly, many will be watching our kombat with interest. But is your army up to the challenge? Connor McKnight (Dino Thunder): Don’t worry about us, Raiden! Between us we’ve fought aliens, robots, wizards, mutants. We’re ready for you! Shao Kahn: Arrogant child! You dare to take Shao Kahn lightly?! Raiden: Shao Kahn! You’ve agreed to abide by the rules of this Realm! Save your fury for the battle ahead! Shao Kahn: Do not take me for one of your pawns, Raiden! I stand with you, not for the cheers of these bags of flesh, but to make certain that a band of children do not live to tell tales of defeating the warriors of Outworld! Jason Lee Scott (Mighty Morphin’): We’ve beaten bigger creeps than you, gruesome! Tyler Navarro (Dino Charge): Yeah! If all of these guys your fighting with can beat you, the Power Rangers are more than ready to take you down! Shao Kahn: Ha! You will all fall this day! Prepare to face the wrath of the emperor of Outworld, Rangers! Johnny Cage: Sooooo…go team? Zayto (Dino Fury): Good luck to you all. And may the Power protect you. Andel Sanap: Shao Kahn storms back to the ranks of Team Mortal Kombat, and the Rangers take their places. Al Rossi: Here it comes! Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Rangers ready?! Team Forever Red: Ready! Tommy Oliver (Zeo): It’s Morphin’ Time! Team Forever Red: Tyrannosaurus!/Ninja Power Now!/Red Aquitar Ranger Power!/Zeo Ranger V: Red!/Shift into Turbo!/Let’s Rocket!/Go Galactic!/Lightspeed Rescue!/Time for Time Force!/Quantum Power!/Wild Access!/Ninja Storm! Ranger Form!/Thunder Storm! Ranger Form!/Dino Thunder! Power Up!/S.P.D. Emergency!/Magical Source! Mystic Force!/Overdrive Accelerate!/Jungle Beast, Spirit Unleashed!/RPM! Get in Gear!/Go Go Samurai!/Go Go Megaforce!/Unleash the Power!/Ninja Spin!/Activate Beast Power!/Link to Morphin’ Grid! Al Rossi: Now that’s a lot of red spandex! Johnny Cage: Now that you ladies have gotten dressed, can we kick your asses now? Andel Sanap: The crowd is roaring! They are ready for this battle to begin! Referee: Combatants ready? 3! 2! 1! Kommence Kombat! Al Rossi: The armies charge full speed to the pyramid! Reptile, Mileena, and Baraka are a few paces ahead of the rest of their team. They are really wanting to score first blood! Carter leaps into the air and starts laying some covering fire. And Tyler is right with him! Reptile gets nailed, but Baraka and Mileena are able to dodge and start making their way up the pyramid! Andel Sanap: But the Ninja Storm Ranger has used his speed to block their advance! Shane Clark (Ninja Storm): This is as far as you go! Mileena: Such shining armor! It won’t stop my teeth from devouring your flesh! Al Rossi: Mileena and Shane clash blades! Jayden and Brody try to double team on Baraka, but the Tarakatan fighting them off! Andel Sanap: The Gorge is a sea of chaos! Miss Cage and Miss Briggs have found the Overdrive and Megaforce Rangers! Mack Hartford (Operation: Overdrive): Sorry, girls. Don’t make this harder for yourselves. Troy Burrows (Megaforce): Yeah. We’ll give you one chance to surrender. Cassie Cage: Ooookay. Which one of these two was the robot again? Jacqui Briggs: Why? Does it matter? Cassie Cage: Cuz I believe in recycling. I’ll make him my new cell phone. Al Rossi: Jacqui’s blasts with her gauntlets and Cassie’s pistols leave the two Rangers running for cover! Andel Sanap: I see Cyrax getting blasted out of the sky by the SPD Ranger! And look! At the portal! Liu Kang and Mr. Oliver! Liu Kang: I have heard of your abilities, Zeo Ranger. Let us put them to the test. Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Let’s do it! Hyah! Al Rossi: Who will rise above the fray in the most chaotic battle the TCC has ever sanctioned?! Stay tuned to find out! OK: Team Mortal Kombat: Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, Raiden, Scorpion, Jackson Briggs, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Kano, Baraka, Kung Lao, Shang Tsung, Mileena, Noob Saibot, Reptile, Jade, Cyrax, Shao Kahn, Kabal, Ermac, Cassie Cage, D’Vorah, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, and Kotal Kahn. All are at full strength in their MK9, MKX or MX11 versions. Team Forever Red: All Red Rangers (plus Crimson Thunder and Quantum) (TV show versions). Full strength. They have access to their weapons, power ups, and Battlizers, but no vehicles or Zords. Whichever team finishes the other and takes control of both pyramids, wins. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Al Rossi: Helloooooooo, fight fans! That’s right! The wait is over! The time has come for the first ever rematch at TCC Arena! It’s Trini Kwan/Chloe Bourgeois II: 2 out of 3 Falls! And as always, here to call the action, I’m Al Rossi and he’s Jedi Master Andel Sanap. Partner, we were beginning to wonder whether this day would finally come, but here we are! Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. After the stipulations to this match were set down by the Transdimensional Combat Commission, Miss Bourgeois has been using every connection her family has to try to have it called off. But the TCC have stood firm. Either she fights Miss Kwan, or Chloe Bourgeois will be banned from competition. Al Rossi: For those of you tuning in for your first TCC sanctioned bout, here’s how this all came to be. It all began at the very first TCC match between Ladybug and Ruby Rose. Chloe threw one of her usual tantrums, demanding that she should have been given the honor of fighting first as Queen Bee. That negative emotion resulted in Chloe being akumatized by Ladybug’s nemesis Hawk Moth, and she was transformed into her villainous Queen Wasp persona. Thankfully, Ruby and Ladybug were able to stop her before she could cause too much damage, but the TCC still were not pleased with the would-be super hero. Andel Sanap: But in spite of that, the TCC did take note of fans being intrigued by what Miss Bourgeois could bring to the battle terrain. So, in an apparent compromise, the Commission put Miss Bourgeois in a match against the legendary Yellow Ranger, Trini Kwan. Certainly a formidable opponent, one that many believe would teach Miss Bourgeois some respect. Al Rossi: But none of us knew what we were in for the day of the match! These two ladies fought with all they had, but the fans still left the arena unsatisfied, thanks to a freak accident. Chloe used her Miraculous Venom attack at the same time as Trini attempted to re-morph. The full force of the Miraculous striking Trini’s power coin as it began the morphing sequence caused a power surge that knocked both women down for the count. And for the first time ever, a TCC sanctioned bout ended in a draw. Andel Sanap: Determined that this contest should have a winner, TCC spokesman Maximillion Pegasus revealed that not only would Miss Kwan and Miss Bourgeois face off in a 2 out of 3 falls match, but that each fall would serve as a test of their skill and power. The first fall shall be decided by pinfall or submission, with both ladies in their civilian modes. The second fall, also decided by pinfall or submission, will allow both combatants to morph and transform into their hero modes. Al Rossi: But, Andel, I gotta tell you I’m hoping this fight goes for a third fall! Because if that happens, Chloe gets to be akumatized back into Queen Wasp, and Trini will be given the Green Ranger coin! Submission or KO to win it all! Andel Sanap: Sorry to interrupt, Al, but we are being informed that Miss Forrester is backstage by the locker rooms with someone else wanting to see this match go to three falls: Hawk Moth himself! Philippa Forrester: That’s right, guys. I’m here with Paris’ arch-criminal Hawk Moth. I suppose I should say ‘welcome back’, seeing as how the last time you were here you brainwashed Chloe to attack everyone. Hawk Moth: Oh don’t be absurd, Miss Forrester. My akuma only allow people the power to right the wrongs done against them. Philippa Forrester: Riiiight. By turning them into super powered henchmen for you to control. Hawk Moth: All power has a price, my dear. Chloe Bourgeois has been an effective tool in my plans to sow chaos in Paris. And tonight, through my power, she will destroy this Trini Kwan! Tommy Oliver: Don’t be sure about that, Moth Ball. Philippa Forrester: Hey! Tommy Oliver! Wow! Er, I mean, it’s good of you to join us. Do you have any thoughts in the match up tonight? Tommy Oliver: I know that Trini will give it all she’s got. I’ve been helping her practice using the Dragon Shield and Dragon Dagger, and I believe she’s ready for anything Chloe’s going to throw at her. Philippa Forrester: Bah! No amount of practice can prepare you for a supervillain empowered by my akuma! Tommy Oliver: And as for you, Hawk Moth, just know I’ll have my eye on you. If you try to interfere in this fight, then I’ll take you down myself! Kimberly Hart: AHHHHHHH! HELP! SOMEBODY! TOMMY! Tommy Oliver: Kimberly!! Philippa Forrester: Hey! Wait! Tommy! Sorry, folks. There’s a commotion from Trini Kwan’s dressing room. We’re following Tommy to investigate, and…oh no. Tommy Oliver: Trini! Trini, can you hear me?! Kimberly Hart: I just was peeking in to wish her luck before the fight, and she was just unconscious on the floor! That cut on her head, and I… Philippa Forrester: Take it easy, Kimberly. We’re here. Tommy Oliver: She needs a doctor! Now! Philippa Forrester: On it, Tommy. Control Room! Somebody get medical down here! Chloe Bourgeois: My, my. What is all the fuss about? Is someone hurt? Sabrina Raincomprix: It sure looks that way, Chloe. Kimberly Hart: I should have known you’d be behind this! I just couldn’t believe you’d sink this low! Chloe Bourgeois: Moi? I was busy getting ready for my match. Oh well. If little Miss Trini Kwan can’t make it, I guess I’ll just have to win by forfeit. Ta ta, losers. See you on the battle terrain. Or not. Hahaha! Sabrina Raincomprix: Hahaha! Chloe Bourgeois: What are you laughing at? Sabrina Raincomprix: Er, nothing, Chloe. Al Rossi: Well, Andel, I’m speechless! We don’t know for sure if Chloe attacked Trini, but who else would want to secure an easy victory, after dragging her heels about this fight for weeks? Andel Sanap: That is certainly true, Al. But it does seem particularly vicious, even by Miss Bourgeois’ standards. Could it be the stress of this match have driven her to… Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Al Rossi: Oh now what? Here comes Chloe with Sabrina and Hawk Moth at her shoulders and a mic in her hand. And this crowd is booing like crazy. They seem to be in agreement with Kimberly! Chloe Bourgeois: Now don’t tell me you losers think that I had anything to do with Trini Kwan’s accident? Well let me tell you that accusation is ridiculous! Utterly… Crowd: RIDICULOUS!!! Chloe Bourgeois: Now cut that out! The point is, I am sure that it was just a case of Trini Kwan being clumsy. Or maybe she slipped off Kimberly and Tommy’s coat tails! Ha ha ha! Andel Sanap: Seems the only people impressed by this humor are Hawk Moth, Sabrina, and Chloe herself. The crowd has not stopped booing. Chloe Bourgeois: But seriously, people, seeing as how I’m here and ready to go for this fight, I demand that the match start right now! And when Trini Kwan isn’t here when the referee counts 10, I win by forfeit! Ring the bell! Al Rossi: Chloe shoves the mic into the hands of the official. He doesn’t look thrilled, but there’s nothing he can do! He signals the timekeeper, and he’s starting the count! Andel Sanap: A disappointing way for this match to go. All the hype, all the promotion. To end like this? Referee: 5! 6! 7! 8! Mercy: Heroes Never Die! Al Rossi: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! They were calling for medical! There’s Mercy, standing in the entrance to the battle terrain! She’s motioning behind her! Andel Sanap: There’s Trini Kwan! Trini Kwan is on the battle terrain, and she’s brought Kimberly and Tommy with her! Al Rossi: And here come’s Trini! She’s making a beeline for Chloe Bourgeois! Takes her down to the ground and starts laying in strikes! Sabrina is running for the hills with Kimberly right behind her, and Tommy is holding Hawk Moth at bay! Andel Sanap: Mr. Oliver and Hawk Moth will stay on the battle terrain in readiness for the potential third fall. But Miss Kwan is back to full strength it seems, as Miss Bourgeois is able roll out from under her and start to fire back with some kicks. Al Rossi: The fight is on! Kwan! Bourgeois! 2 out of 3 Falls! OK: The battle terrain is set up as a default coliseum, sand floor. Both Trini and Chloe are at full strength. 1st fall-No powers. Win by pinfall or submission. 2nd fall-With powers. Win by pinfall or submission. 3rd fall-Chloe gets akumatized to Queen Wasp, Trini gets the Green Ranger coin (Access to Dragon Shield and Dragon Dagger, but no Zord). Win by KO or submission. Game On!

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Andel Sanap: Greetings, fight fans. The time has come for more TCC sanctioned action, coming to you live from TCC Arena. I am Jedi Master Andel Sanap, alongside lead commentator Al Rossi. How was that? Al Rossi: Eh, it’s alright, Andel. Needs some work. Andel Sanap: Oh. Al Rossi: But, folks, we have got a show for you tonight! TCC Arena is still buzzing after the much-anticipated Trini Kwan/Chloe Bourgeois bout ended in a draw. Tonight, a representative of the Transdimensional Combat Commission will reveal the stipulations attached to their two out of three falls rematch to take place during our next broadcast. On top of that, we have got a match guaranteed to be an outright bloodbath, and the combatants wouldn’t have it any other way! It’s Klingon vs Dothraki! Kor vs Drogo! Andel Sanap: I must say that the TCC Arena is looking particularly ..er…aggressive tonight. We’ve already have had reports of several brawls breaking out by the concession stands between the Klingons and Dothraki in attendance tonight. Our security team has made certain that no weapons have been brought in to the arena, but with all these bloodthirsty warriors around, they are just as prepared of going at it with there bare hands! Al Rossi: And they are all fired up for the opportunity to see one of the greatest Klingon warriors go head to head with the great khal. Both men agree to participate only if the fight would involve no unique maps on the battle terrain, and that the fight would be to the death! Andel Sanap: Do you think they know that Mercy is ready to use her power to revive them if they are killed? Al Rossi: Do you really think they would back out of this fight if they thought one of them could actually die? Andel Sanap: Point taken. Well, we did try sending one camera team to Khal Drogo’s locker room, and unfortunately all the crew ended up getting beheaded. But we did leave a camera for Dahar Master Kor, to say a few words before this fight begins. Kor: Ha! Greetings to you all! I am Kor, Dahar Master of the Klingon Empire. When I received word of a place of combat, where the greatest warriors in the universe could do battle, I knew it was the place to prove the strength of the Klingon heart to all who dared to see it. Many have tried to dissuade me from making this fight a fight to the death. But I know when I look into the eyes of this Drogo that is what he wants, as well. A warrior’s heart burns in his chest, a heart that thrills to the call of battle! It will be a great honor to enter the arena and face such a warrior. But know this, horse rider. Know that before you stands the victor of the Battle of Klach D’kel Brakt! I am Kor! Son of Rynar! And for all Klingons who are gathered here this night, I make this vow. Blood shall be shed! Bodies will be broken! And Kor will stand in triumph over you, Khal Drogo. And it will be…glorious. Ha HA! Qapla’! Al Rossi: A truly Klingon response. But, umm, Andel? Andel Sanap: What is it, Al? Al Rossi: Something’s been nagging at me. Philippa is usually the one to do the interviews. I know she wasn’t one of the people sent in intensive care by the Dothraki, but why wasn’t she the one to interview Kor? Andel Sanap: Well, Al, you see…Oh look! We’re getting the signal from the battle terrain. It is set in it’s base map, just a plain sand floor. Let’s send it to Justin Roberts for the introductions. Al Rossi: Justin Roberts?! But what about Philippa…? Andel Sanap: I’ll explain later, now please be quiet! Justin Roberts: Hello, everyone and welcome to TCC Arena! The following contest is a singles bout and is TO! THE! DEATH! Introducing first, from the Klingon homeworld of Qo’noS, he is the Dahar Master, Koooooooor! Al Rossi: A rousing cheer from the Klingon delegation as Kor enters the battle terrain. He is in Klingon armor, carrying a bat’leth in one hand. He raises it in salute to the Klingons in attendance. He appears to be also armed with d’k tahg dagger, and a short bladed mek’leth, both hanging from his belt. But what is going on, Andel, with Philippa? Where is she? Andel Sanap: Shh! Wait until we’re underway and I’ll tell you then! Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from Essos, he is the great Khal, Khaaaaaaaaal Drogooooooooo! Andel Sanap: Khal Drogo is coming out to the battle terrain with his arakh sickle blade held high above his head. The Dothraki crowd are going wild and we haven’t even started yet. Despite the fact that this will be essentially a one on one sword fight, the TCC have decreed that the protective screen will be activated to make certain that none of our viewers decide to jump into the action. Al Rossi: And there they are! Nose to nose in the center of the terrain. The referee is raising a hand to them both to get them to go back to their corners and OHMYGOD! Andel Sanap: Drogo brought his blade down and sliced off the official’s arm! Kor swings his bat’leth, but Drogo blocks the strike! Drogo is not armored like Kor, but that might help him be quicker and outlast Kor in this fight! Al Rossi: Alright, Andel. The fight’s started. Where the heck is Philippa? Andel Sanap: Well, for your information, Al, Philippa is actually going to be doing something other than interviews and announcing. While we are calling this fight, she will be doing commentary of her own for a special 4th of July themed battle! Al Rossi: Really?! I mean, that’s great for Philippa, but what’s the battle? Who’s fighting? Andel Sanap: For that, you’ll have to stay tuned to find out! OK: Kor and Drago are both at full strength. Kor for this battle is 80 years younger than in the clip below, so still in his prime, Klingon speaking. They can use any of the weapons that have been brought into the battle terrain. No gimmicks. No KO’s. Just a good old fight to the death. Game On! (And check out Philippa’s first time at commentary and all the action of the Invaders vs the Freedom Fighters!)

*THE FOLLOWING BROADCAST IS BEING PRESENTED BY THE TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMBAT COMMISSION. ALL COMBATANTS MUST AGREE TO FOLLOW TCC GUIDELINES AT ALL TIMES. SAFETY OF ATENDEES IS NOT GUARANTEED.* Philippa Forrester: Hello, everyone! Don’t adjust your sets, it’s me, Philippa! That’s right, I’m going to finally get to do commentary for a TCC match! And not just any match! The TCC have decided to have a special July 4th themed battle. Not too sure if it’s a good idea to have a Brit like me call this bout, but hey. What can you do? Haha. And it’s going to be between the Invaders squad of Captain America, Bucky, the Human Torch, Toro, Miss America and the Whizzer, versus the Freedom Fighters team of Uncle Sam, Doll Man, the Human Bomb, the Ray, the Phantom Lady, and the Black Condor. Now since the boys are busy watching Kor vs Drogo, we are actually outside of the arena. We have been set up here in an area we like to call the Gorge. It looks kind of like those giant rock quarries you might have seen in the Power Rangers, you know? Lots of open space for multi-person matches like the one we’re about to see! We have quite a few fans here to watch the spectacle from the edges of the quarry. I’m sure we’re in for some great action with these two… Chloe Bourgeois: Helloooo, everyone! Philippa Forrester: Chloe?! Chloe, what are you doing here? Chloe Bourgeois: What do you mean, what am I doing here? I’m here to call the match! Philippa Forrester: What! But I thought you were preparing for your rematch with Trini? And how could you get the TCC to let you do commentary? Chloe Bourgeois: Oh puh-lese, Philippa. Didn’t you see the numbers my fight with the Yellow Loser did? That was thanks to MY adoring public. So the TCC is letting me give the people want they want: more me! Philippa Forrester: Oh joy. What a thrill for us all. Chloe Bourgeois: And as far as the rematch goes, it doesn’t matter what the TCC will announce after those two, ugly guys beat up on each other. I will beat Trini Kwan in two straight falls, and everyone will know that Queen Bee is unBee-table. Ha ha! See, it’s funny because I’m Queen Bee and… Philippa Forrester: Moving right along, here comes the squads for today’s 4th of July special match. First, here come the Invaders! Leading the way are Captain America and Bucky! Chloe Bourgeois: Not all that impressive. That outfit looks nothing like it did in the movie. Philippa Forrester: Because, Chloe, that’s the Captain America from World War II. This is long before he became an Avenger. And here comes the Human Torch and Toro. Chloe Bourgeois: Unbelievable! Is this team so lame they had to steal someone from the Fantastic Four? Philippa Forrester: No, Chloe! That’s the original Human Torch. The original Torch was an android and Toro was his young sidekick, who also has flame based powers like him. Chloe Bourgeois: So, this guy is an android? Philippa Forrester: Yes, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: A robot? Philippa Forrester: Yes, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: So why is he called the “Human” Torch? Philippa Forrester: … Umm. Moving right along, we have flying into the battlefield Miss America, who will be sure to bring her strength to the fight. And streaking in at a blinding pace we have the Whizzer. Chloe Bourgeois: Mmph. Hee hee. Philippa Forrester: Something funny, Miss Bourgeois? Chloe Bourgeois: Huh? Oh nothing, nothing. Philippa Forrester: And, anyway, here comes the Freedom Fighters into the Gorge. Uncle Sam is in front with Doll Man perched on his shoulder. Chloe Bourgeois: Seriously? What’s his super power? Bad fashion sense? Philippa Forrester: He happens to draw his power from the patriotism of those around him, and with this being a 4th of July crowd, he might be at his strongest. He’s flanked by the Human Bomb and the Ray, who both should be interesting match ups for the Human Torch and… Chloe Bourgeois: Ugh! Get a load of those outfits! Philippa Forrester: …And there are Black Condor and Phantom Lady. Chloe Bourgeois: What kind of costumes are those? Were they going to the pool and got lost? Philippa Forrester: Are you going to say anything worthwhile or are you just going to be the fashion police? Chloe Bourgeois: Hey! It’s not my fault these so called heroes don’t have my style! Philippa Forrester: Oh whatever. Captain America and Uncle Sam are moving to the center of the Gorge to meet with the official for the face off. Referee: Good evening, gentlemen. This will be an elimination style contest between your two squads. Elimination occurs via knockout or submission. Once your opponent’s team has been completely eliminated, you will be declared the victor. Is that clear? Captain America: Understood. It’s an honor to finally meet you, Uncle Sam. I’m sure we’re going to have a great contest today. Uncle Sam: No doubt, sonny. But be sure to tell your fellers to not hold back. Cuz my gang sure won’t. It’s the Fourth of the July! Lets put on a show these folks won’t forget! Philippa Forrester: There’s the handshake and the team captain’s return to their corners. 12 Golden Age legends are almost ready for combat! Chloe Bourgeois: I sure hope so. I wouldn’t want to have my first time of commentary be for a boring fight! Philippa Forrester: The official is giving the signal! Referee: Combatants ready? 3. 2. 1. Commence combat! Philippa Forrester: And the Whizzer is first to charge into the fray and YOWCH! The Ray caught him with a blast of light and he collapses to the dirt! The Ray: Your fast, Whizkid, but your not faster than light! Miss America: Bob! Hold on! Chloe Bourgeois: Now the girl in the cape wants some too. But that Blue Condor is there to meet her in air and catch her! Philippa Forrester: That’s the BLACK Condor, Chloe. Chloe Bourgeois: Well, if he’s going to have so little to wear, he should of at least gotten it in the right color! Black Condor: Sorry, Miss. But it may be a lot easier for you if you surrender. Miss America: Let me go! Don’t you know that’s no way to treat a lady? Hah! Philippa Forrester: Miss America is just to strong as she throws Condor off of her. He is able to stay in flight but now he has an angry super hero on his tail. Chloe Bourgeois: Now what about Bucky and uh… Toro? Looks like they’ve got that trashy Phantom Lady cornered. Bucky: Careful, Toro! She may look good, but she’s no pushover! Maneuver 6! Toro: Sure thing, Bucky! Philippa Forrester: Toro bursts into flames and takes off into the air, as Bucky goes in for the attack! Hold on! He’s stopping! He looks frozen in mid-punch! Chloe Bourgeois: Ha ha! Now look at him flying backward to the ground! Super hero? More like super clumsy! Philippa Forrester: It’s not clumsiness, Chloe, it’s Doll Man! He’s small but still has the strength of a full grown man and he caught Bucky completely off guard! Phantom Lady: Well done, Darrell. Now stand clear! A blast of my blackout ray should put him down for the count. Chloe Bourgeois: So much for Captain America’s sidekick. HEY! Wait a second! Philippa Forrester: You spoke too soon, Chloe! Toro launches several fire balls at Phantom Lady to fend her off and give Bucky a chance to recover. Chloe Bourgeois: Well, at least she won’t be overheated in THAT costume. Philippa Forrester: Meanwhile we have the Torch vs the Bomb. Bomb is launching blast after blast into the air at the Human Torch! Now Torch is sending a stream of fire at Bomb! That suit can withstand a lot of punishment but who knows how long it can take this from Torch! Chloe Bourgeois: Meanwhile the guys in red, white, and blue are going toe to toe. Uncle Sam has grown several feet taller and is trying to overpower Captain America, but Captain America’s shield is holding him off! Uncle Sam: Face it, Cap! I’m powered by the patriotic spirit in all Americans, includin’ you! Captain America: That may be true, Sam, but I’m not backing down! Philippa Forrester: Amazing show of strength! But which of these teams will win this July 4th brawl? Chloe Bourgeois: Ah who cares? As long as they come to see me beat up Trini Kwan! Philippa Forrester: Suuuuure. All of you watching at home better stay tuned to see who comes out on top! We’ll be right back! OK: Invaders: Captain America, Bucky, Human Torch, Toro, Miss America, and the Whizzer. Freedom Fighters: Uncle Sam, Doll Man, Human Bomb, Phantom Lady, Black Condor, and the Ray. All are there Golden Age versions at full strength. The team that KO’s and submits all of their competition, wins. Game On! (Also tune it to see Kor vs Khal Drogo at TCC Arena!)