Match 6590 Darkseid vs. Test Character Zero

[Guest callisto]

Hit Girl awakens in a dark room in an unfamiliar place, the wounds of her last fight still fresh."Where am I? What's going on?" says Hit GirlSuddenly, the room brightens, and a man in a black jumpsuit enters. He has dark skin, short black hair, and a scar in his right eye. He looks a lot like Denzel Washington."I brought you here. There's something very important that we need to talk about." says the man"And who are you?" says Hit Girl"That's classified. But you can call me Lorekeep. I have a proposition for you." says the man"You have nothing that could interest me." says Hit Girl"You really are something, are you? Hit Girl. The guardian angel of Citiesville. The dark shadow that punishes crime. You think you are the only superheroine in the world? You've just became part of a larger universe, you just don't know it yet." says Agent Lorekeep"What do you want?" says Hit Girl"I'm here to talk you about the Venturers Initiative." says Agent Lorekeep"The what?" says Hit Girl"The Venturers. A superhero team formed with members from all around the world, some of them members of previous superhero teams, all dedicated to fight threats that are too powerful for just one superhero to deal with." says Agent Lorekeep"Thanks, but I work alone." says Hit Girl"Oh, but I think you need our help. I've seen your fight with Clayface, you were lucking to make it out alive. You maybe able to deal with minor threats like the Joker or Poison Ivy, but you need help with the major players." says Agent LorekeepHit Girl ponders on these words for a moment, reflecting on how badly Clayface defeated her, and how he was unable to avenge Tarantula's death."Very well. Show me." says Hit Girl"Welcome to the Venturer Panopticon, Hit Girl." says Agent LorekeepAs Hit Girl and Agent Lorekeep exit the room, they enter another, brighter room. Several superheroes are seated across a white table with the Venturers logo engraved on it: a "V" in a shield surrounded by stars and a crescent moon."Let me introduce you to the rest of the team. I believe you already know G-Girl." says Agent Lorekeep"They roped you into this madhouse, too?" says Hit Girl as she raises an eyebrow"Actually, I'm the team leader." says G-Girl"Next, we have Giant Cassie and her part, Gigasis. They are two superheroines from Megatopia, both of whom can grow to giant size at will." says Lorekeep"Why are you both dressed like a bunch of hookers?" says Hit Girl"Hey! You have something against our uniforms?" says Giant Cassie"Girls, girls! Let's not fight, not now. Hit Girl, welcome to the team." says Gigasis"This is Mockingbird, a former member of the Avengers. She is an expert gymnast, black belt in several martial arts, and weirlds two sticks that can combine in a single baton staff." says Agent Lorekeep"It's nice to have you with us." says Mockingbird"This is Witchblade, real name Sara Pezzini. She wields a magical glove that gives her the ability to create cutting weapons, wings and shields, the ability to fly and to fire magical bolts of energy, as well as being able to heal any wound." says Agent Lorekeep"Welcome to the team." says Witchblade"Next, we have Black Alice, who has the ability to mimic any superhuman ability in the world." says Agent Lorekeep"Welcome." says Black Alice in a deadpan tone very similar to Hit Girl's own."Finally, we have Static, a supehero from Dakota and a former member of the Teen Titans. He has the ability to control the electromagnetic field, giving him power over both electricity and metal, as well as being able to resist mind control." says Agent Lorekeep"Welcome to the team, sweet lady! We are gonna have a blast, yo!" says Static"So, how do you fit in all of this?" says Hit Girl"I'm a member of a top secret goverment organization called P.R.O.C.E.S.S., dedicated to monitor superhuman activity on Earth. We support the Venturers with our resources and technology." says Agent Lorekeep"And what do I get from all of this?" says Hit Girl"We know you, Hit Girl. While your results are effective, your methods are...shall we say...less than legal. You have the Citiesville Police Department on your ass. I can help you with that. I promise you a cleanb record, complete amnesty from all the laws you've broken while fighting crime. If you join, the police won't bother you ever again." says Agent Lorekeep"OK. But I join, you will accept me for what I am. I don't want anybody on this team, or in your agency, trying to change the way I fight crime. My methods may not be legal, but they get the job done. If anyone has a problem with that, I'm walking out." says Hit Girl"Don't worry, we know how you operate. We won't try to change you or your methods." says G-Girl"I don't exactly agree with that, but G-Girl is the leader and I respect her decision." says Witchblade"This is for you." says Giant Cassie as she pins a little pin with the Venturers logo near Hit Girl's chest"What is it?" says Hit Girl"It's the Venturers Digitizer. You tap it once, and you can communicate with anybody on the team, and we can communicate with you. Tap it twice, and it teleports you here, to the Panopticon, wherever you are." says Mockingbird"Thanks, but I don't need..." says Hit Girl as she turns to face Agent Lorekeep. However, when she turns, Agent Lorekeep isn't there."This is some weird shit." says Hit GirlSuddenly, alarms are heard everywhere, and the viewscreen next to the table comes to life."Darkseid is attacking Megatopia with an army of Parademons!" says Static"Looks like it's time for your first mission, rookie." says G-GirlThus, the Venturers teleport out of the Panopticon and into the middle of the city, ready to face Darkseid...So, it's:Darkseid and 30 ParademonsVSThe Venturers:-Hit Girl-G-Girl-Mockinngbird-Giant Cassie and Gigasis (two characters that can grow to giant size)-Static-Black Alice-Witchblade (Sara Pezzini)Who wins this?

[Guest sirmethos]

Darkseid can pretty much solo this one.

[Guest starvinmj]

Darkseid can pretty much solo this one.

Agree