Match 6591 The Angry Video Game Nerd vs. Beetlejuice

[Guest callisto]

"He's gonna take you back to the pastTo play the shitty games that suck assHe'd rather have a buffallo take a diarrea dump on his earHe'd rather eat the rotten assholeOf a roadkill skunk, and down it with beer!He's the angriest gamer you've ever heardHe's the angry Nintendo nerdHe's the angry Atari/Sega nerdHe's the Angry Video Game Nerd!"----------------------------------------------------------The Angry Video Game Nerd holds the lastest subject of his review in his right hand with rage: "Beetlejuice" for the NES."This game is a piece of shit! But what did we expect from a shit-flinging ass of a company like LJN? now, don't get me wrong, "Beetlejuice" the movie was great, mixing gothic horror with raunchy humor, but "Beetlejuice" the game is donkey diarrea! Now, the worst part about "Beetlejuice" is that-"However, before the Nerd can continue his review, the whole room shakes. The ground opens up, a shaft of light is seen, and, before you now it, Beetlejuice himself is in the room."Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's SHOWTIME! The Ghost With the Most is here!" says Beetlejuice"And what the *vulgarity* are you doing here?" says the Angry Video Game Nerd"You know the rules: you say my name three times, and I appear. Now, I see you are gonna play my game. Tell me: it rules, doesn't it? It kicks major ass, right?" says Beetleuice"No, it sucks major ass! This piece of pig vomit is one of the worst games I've ever had the displeasure of playing!" says the Angry Video Game Nerd"Is that so? Well, I don't think you'll be thinking that when I'm throught with you, you *vulgarity*ing Nerd! Yes, we are gonna have a hell of a time!" says Beetlejuice in a malevolent tone"I don't think so! I'm gonna finish the review, and no ghost is gonna stand in my way! I'm gonna go Peter Venkman on your sorry ass!" says the Angry Video Game Nerd as he picks up his Super Scope and his Zapper Gun.So, who wins this?

[Gizmo Hibiki]

The A.V.G.N. would win. He's got the peripherals, shit pickle, The Jaguar, Monkeys Cheese, the guitar guy, the characters that came out of nowhere during his review (Bugs Bunny, Jason Vorhees, a ninja, etc.) he even has the power to do moves from games and movies! So yeah, The Nerd wins in this one.