THE ULTIMATE HORROR CHARACTER

[Guest Culwych]

Seeing as I can't post any fights on CBUB at the moment, I may as well post some of the old ones.

 

WELCOME TO

 

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Chapter 1 – The Beginning

 

The Jacksons pulled up to the cabin when it was nearing 4PM. Already the sun was starting to set behind the dense trees that seemed to be the main attraction of Burkittsville. Simon and Natalie were both exhausted from a long week at work, and the long drive with their two children, Faith and Lenny, had done nothing to help.

 

“I’m starving!†whined Lenny, fifteen years old and chess captain at his school. He hadn’t stopped complaining since the Jackson’s had left the house, and his parents couldn’t wait to let him out and reunite him with his precious chessboard. He knew that his parents were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary and had been told to behave himself during their trip, but couldn’t care less.

A whole week without a worthy chess opponent or access to the internet to check on his latest superhero battles. It was punishment for sure!

 

Faith on the other hand could not wait to be at the cabin and begin to explore the surrounding area. She had heard quite a few tales about the Burkittsville forest, all exciting and filled with death and horror. Faith was a bit on the weird side in that at eight, she was scared of nothing. She’d creep into the living room at midnight to watch whatever horror films were on, and sleep easily afterwards. She rarely had nightmares and took no nonsense from anyone. In essence, she was a cynical seventy year old who had seen it all trapped in a young girl’s body.

 

She also knew that to celebrate their 10th anniversary, her parents had bought her and Lenny a present because she had seen two boxes discreetly packed in her father’s suitcase. She couldn’t wait!

 

The other two occupants of the car were Louise, Natalie’s younger sister and Fido, the family’s St. Bernard. Simon had been quite against bringing either of the two, but Natalie had convinced him that Louise was going through a really rough patch at the moment and, despite a bit of searching, they hadn’t found a suitable dog-sitter.

Luckily both had been quiet during the journey, Louise deep in her thoughts and Fido happily watching cars go by.

 

Louise was glad that her sister and Simon had agreed to let her come with them. She felt slightly guilty of crashing their anniversary, but could not bring herself to be alone after what had happened last week. She had stayed with her two friends, Claire and Lesley on Elm Street. They had been drinking and talking girl-talk about decent men or the lack thereof and after a few vodka martinis, Claire had taken out a video.

“You guys have got the check this out! I got it last week from some seedy little store up town. I thought it was My Big Fat Greek Wedding but instead turns out to be this weird compilation of stuff.â€

They had watched the video and it had chilled Louise to the bone. Dark rings and a strange woman with a haunted look in her eyes. A finger pressing down on a nail and a lonely tree on a hill. Then there had been that weird phone call, with a dark voice whispering seven days.

“Oh don’t worry about that, same person called last week. I think its Kevin from next door, he’s got a huge crush on me.†Claire’s words had reassured her, but only for the night.

The next morning both her friends were found dead, Claire in the bath, her face twisted into an expression of pure terror and Lesley in her bed, four deep slashes across her face and stomach. Since that day the Louise’s nightmares had gotten worse; always the same man, stalking her, getting closer, evil beyond comprehension and with blades that screeched in her dreams, waking her up violently and suddenly.

Hopefully a week in the forest away from the city life would put her mind at rest and help her forget the awful moment when she had discovered her friend’s bodies.

 

They parked the car in front of the cabin and went in. As expected it was deserted and the keeper had left a little book titled simply History. They all found their various rooms, pleased at the space it offered, and started unpacking.

 

 

Chapter 2 – Some more friends

 

After about an hour of milling around and putting their feet up, Simon called a meeting in the living room.

“Ok guys, as you all know it’s our wedding anniversary, so me and Natalie are going to take a little walk in the woods. We’ll be back soon, but before we go, its present time!â€

The kids laughed in delight as a carefully wrapped box was presented to each of them.

Lenny started tearing at his, while Faith carefully unwrapped and folded the wrapping paper.

Both looked at their presents in incomprehension for a moment.

“Ok guys, I know they’re not the most usual of gifts but I thought you would appreciate them.â€

“What is it dad?†asked Lenny, picking up a small golden coloured cube.

“It’s a puzzle box. I got it from a little store up town. It’s supposed to be pretty much unsolvable, but for a genius like you I thought it’d be a good challenge.â€

Lenny’s face brightened, “I love a challenge!†and he immediately started fiddling with the cube.

Simon’s heart fell as he saw the look on his daughter’s face.

“What’s wrong honey? Don’t you like your doll?â€

“I don’t get it daddy, it’s a boy’s doll!â€

“What? Let me see?†said Simon, taking the doll from his daughter’s hands.

Sure enough, an old and worn ‘Good Guy Doll’ stared back at him.

“Oh I’m so sorry honey, I think there must have been a mix up. I certainly didn’t buy this one! I’ll go back to the store as soon as we are back in town and get the other one.â€

“It’s ok daddy†said Faith. “I’ll play with this one until we get back.â€

 

Simon and Natalie left the cabin, instructing the kids to be nice to Auntie Louise. They were finally alone! They held hands, walking until they reached a lake.

“Oh this is lovely†said Natalie, “I didn’t know there was a lake here!â€

“According to the book left behind it’s called Crystal Lake.â€

“What else was in the book? It seemed really thick.â€

“Well it also said that a young Japanese couple had stayed here about a year ago. But it seems that something happened, because only the man checked out.â€

“Maybe he murdered her!â€

“You’re twisted!â€

“Love me anyway?â€

“Sure do.â€

He gently wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close, feeling her body meld into his. They kissed deeply, passion rising in each of their bodies.

“I’ve got something for you†said Simon.

“I can tell!â€

“No, I meant a present.â€

He pulled something out of his pocket and handed it to her. Wrapped in silk was a necklace with at the end of it the biggest, brightest stone Natalie had ever seen. It gleamed brightly in the moonlight, twinkling as if with inner life.

“It’s beautiful. What is it?†she said breathlessly.

“I got if from the same shop I got the kid’s presents. He called it a Wishstone.â€

She looked him in the eyes. “I’ve already got everything I’ve ever wished for. Close you eyes.â€

He did, and after a moment he felt her press against him. He opened his eyes and saw that she was completely naked.

“You’re cold†he said, smiling.

“This is for you†she said, holding out her hand.

In her hand was a small golden coin. Simon, who was an avid coin collector had never seen anything like it.

“What is it?â€

“I’m not sure to be honest, I got it in a new jewellers that opened up next door to my office. He said it’s very very rare, but couldn’t tell me any more.â€

“It’s wonderful†he said, turning it around in his hands and examining it from every angle.

“Hey…†said Natalie

“What?â€

“I am cold. Warm me upâ€

And he did.

 

They never saw the huge figure that watched them from the shadows.

 

Chapter 3 – The beginning of the end

 

Later that night, the whole family sat in the living room in front of a warm fire. They chatted happily, the TV in front of them switched off.

Fido growled restlessly in his sleep and his legs twitched.

Louise felt herself drifting off to sleep, and drank some more coffee to stay awake.

The stairs leading to the bedrooms creaked ominously

Faith sat with her back against her mother’s legs with the Good Guy Doll in between her feet. If its eyes moved, she did not notice it.

Lenny ignored the others, concentrating solely on the puzzle box in his hands.

Simon and Natalie were huddled on the sofa. He was thinking about the coin in his pocket; he had never seen the like, but in a corner of his mind, a dark memory stirred of something he had once read. She gently fiddled with the stone at the end of her necklace. It was beneath her jumper, so if it started glowing brighter, the light was hidden from view.

A huge dark figure approached the house from the front, a large machete in his hand, eyes dead and uncaring. He wanted blood.

Another dark figure wrapped in shadows approached the back door. Burkittsville was her territory!

 

 

Suddenly, the Jackson’s looked up in astonishment as without warning ten things happened at once:

 

-Fido jumped up, madness showing in his eyes and foam frothing out of his mouth…

-The Good Guy Doll in Faith’s hands jumped up, laughing manically…

-Lenny gasped in astonishment as he finally solved the box, the room started shaking and a dark voice said “You will know the meaning of PAIN!â€

-The stone at Natalie’s neck started burning and suddenly a figure burst forth. “Make your wishes…†he said in raspy voice full of evil

-The stairs creaked and a twisted woman descended, her dark hair falling before her eyes and emitting an awful croaking noise.

- The TV suddenly switched itself on and from the hazy, flickering image another woman with black hair and a putrid face crawled into the room.

-The front door caved in and in the frame stood a man wearing an old hockey mask and carrying a large blade in his hand.

- The back door creaked open and without looking the Jackson’s could feel a terrible and old presence looming there.

- A window on the right side of the room smashed inwards as a short man wearing an old hat landed in the middle of the living room. “Gimme me gold!â€

-Louise who had just managed to doze off was being chased by that terrible man. He had finally caught her, and his arm with those deadly blades descended…As she heard the screaming and crashing in the room, she jerked awake, but not before grabbing the man. He was dragged into the real world. Freddy, the demon of nightmares entered a world that had gone mad!

 

 

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Gathered in one room.... all hell breaks out!

[Guest chaos-with-honor]

Pinhead is going to skin, flay, and convert every thing in this fight.

 

"You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures."

 

"Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart."

 

"Human dreams...such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. Your're so ripe, Freddy. And it's harvest time. Save your tears. We'll reap your soul slowly. We have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper. You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened."

 

"This is my body, This is my blood, Happy are they who come to my sabbat."

 

"Oh I'll enjoy making you bleed. And I'll enjoy making you enjoy it."

 

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell."

 

"Oh, no tears please, for it's a waste of good suffering."

 

"We have such sights to show you."

 

"Well tear your soul apart."

 

"Pain has a face; allow me to show it to you. I Am Pain."

 

"Demons to some, Angels to others."

 

"Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven."

 

And finally, "Just come here and die child, while you still have the option of doing it quickly. "

[Guest He who fights monsters]

All Hell would break loose with Pinhead. Even without cenobites to assist him, he's a vary formidable opponent. Hooked chains rip everyone apart, giving him the win. He not known as these names for nothing:

 

The Black Pope of Hell

The Angel of Suffering

The Dark Prince of Pain

 

I quote from Wikipedia:

 

Pinhead is an extremely powerful being, and as such, has several supernatural abilities. He is virtually unstoppable and invulnerable in the physical sense, but rarely engages in physical combat, instead letting hooked chains do his bidding. His preferred method of attack is by summoning hooks and chains to mutilate victims, often pulling said victims in several directions to tear them apart. These chains are subject to his total mental control and he may direct them at will. The chains may even change shape after having attached to a victim. Pinhead is highly resistant to damage and direct assault, able to shrug off all but the most potent attacks.

 

His magic is also used for creating objects out of thin air, teleporting, creating explosions at distances and deceiving opponents with illusions. Pinhead is also familiar with the Occult and magic, with an ability to read minds. He is at once charismatic and terrifying, and can often persuade others to perform horrific acts to his favor.

[Boratz]

Jason Voorhees is the awesomess undead slashing horror monster to ever appear in cinema. He is one of the most memorable villians of all time, and he cannot be defeated by any of those losers mentioned.

[Guest TheRandomBandit]

Jason Voorhees is the awesomess undead slashing horror monster to ever appear in cinema. He is one of the most memorable villians of all time, and he cannot be defeated by any of those losers mentioned.

 

 

How can he defeat The Leperchuan? Does he know you need a four leaf clover? How can he defeat Pinhead? (Prince of hell?) Please tell me how he would win.

[Guest Dreadlock]

Where the heck is Michael Myers?

[Guest Zreth]

Where the heck is Michael Myers?

An unkillable cursed psychopath who is magicaly compelled to kill his whole family nd bloodline. In the new movie a mutant child which is so less awesome then being cursed and granted supernatural powers but still turns out as being a very good character.