Guest callisto Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Hit Girls walks the streets of Citiesville, confused. Several people have been turned into ducks, alligators, unicorns, talking armchairs and other oddities.After walking around for a while, he finds the source of the problem: a little imp dressed like Batman hovering in front of her."What the hell are you supposed to be?" says Hit Girl"I am Bat-Mite, and I'm here to help get rid of all those nasty criminals!""Are you responsable for all of this?" says Hit Girl"Yes! Thanks to me, this city is now a safer place!" says Bat-Mite"How so? How is this weird mess supposed to help me?" says Hit Girl"I'm using my powers to render all criminals harmless." says Bat-Mite"No, you are not! These are innocents civilians you are targeting!" says Hit Girl"But I saw all of them commiting crimes!" says Bat-Mite"Oh, yeah? What did he do?" says Hit Girl as she points to a man that has been turned into a mouse"He was jaywalking." says Bat-Mite"And him?" says Hit Girl as she points to a man that has been turned into a dog"He was littering." says Bat-Mite"And him?" says Hit Girl as she points to a man that was turned into a rabbit"He was selling pirated DVDs." says Bat-Mite"And him?" says Hit Girl as she points to a man that has been turned into a horse"He was parking in a space reserved for handicapped people." says Bat-Mite"Enough! You clearly have no real knowledge of who is and isn't a criminal, so turn everyone back to normaL and return to wherever you came from!" says Hit Girl"Oh yeah? Make me!" says Bat-MiteHit Girl jumps ups to catch Bat-Mite, but he teleports behind her. She turns around and charges at him, but he teleports behind her again. She turns around again, but he teleports to the top of a street light."This is gonna be harder than I thought." says Hit GirlSo, who wins this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanosisawesome Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Batmite stomps her, he could just turn her into a horse or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirmethos Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Batmite stomps her, he could just turn her into a horse or something. read the setup = avoid making yourself look like an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickthekid Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Hit-Girl will need a magnificent plan to catch the Bat-Mite and that has proven to be near impossible without 5th-dimensional technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanosisawesome Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Read set-up=avoid looking like idiot Uhh, hope I don't look like an idiot now, but...what are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMFG Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Read set-up=avoid looking like idiot Uhh, hope I don't look like an idiot now, but...what are you talking about? He's trying to explain to you that,the Bat-Mite is only subduing "Criminals" so i'ts Runaway,come 'n' get me,ginger bread man,type of cat 'n' mouse chase up till Dust-Mite get's bored turns everybody back and leaves,or till HitGirl captures him.That being said Hit-Girl is gonna have a helluva time trying to get Bat-Mite to say his name back wards,Etim-Tab.(Bat-Mite)So my vote goes to Bat-Mite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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