Match 8543 Hit Girl and Battle Girl vs. Death Eaters, The

[Guest callisto]

EXILED, PART 2:THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE----------------------------THE WIZARDING WORLDWith a burst of light, Hit Girl and Battle Girl appear in the middle of Diagon Alley."Well, the Missing wasn't in that universe." says Hit Girl"True, but at least you got the chance to beat Livewire again, even if it was an alternate version of her!" says Battle Girl"So, where are we now?" says Hit Girl"I have no idea." says Battle GirlAs they walk around, they notice centaurs and elves walking around with what looks like regular people."What kind of universe is this?" says Hit Girl"I like it here! It feels...magical." says Battle GirlHit Girl and Battle Girl stop in front of Florean Florescue's Ice Cream Parlor and approach a 30-something man eating ice cream."Excuse me, sir..." says Battle Girl"Well, 'ello there! You sound American. Are you exchange students? I'll say, American schools sure have some weird uniforms! If you want to fit in Hogwarths, you'll need to find yourself some robes!" says the man"Sir, could you tell us where we are?" says Hit Girl"Sure, lass: you are in Diagon Alley! Here, you can find anything you want for your year at Hogwarths!" says the manSuddenly, the sky darkens. Fire starts raining from the sky. Seven black streaks of smoke shoot from the sky, and they form into seven sinister figures wearing black robes. They pull out wands, and they start shooting energy bolts and fire from the wands, tearing buildings apart. "What's going on? Who are those people?" says Hit Girl"Don't they teach you anything in your American schools? Those are the Death Eaters! You better run if you value your lives!" says the man as he drops his ice cream and runs away.As Fenris Greyback points his wand at a random 10 year old boy, Battle Girl, sensing what will happen, pushes her out of the way."Are you OK?" says Battle Girl"Thank you! Thank you so much!" says the boy"Run! We'll take care of this!" says Hit Girl"You are gonna face the Death Eaters? But..." says the boy"Just go! We can handle this!" says Hit GirlAs the boy run away, Hit Girl and Battle Girl confront the Death Eaters"I don't know who you are or how you can do what you do, but nobody hurts innocents on our watch! You are gonna pay for what you've done!" says Hit Girl"You do not fear us?" asks Lucius Malfoy"We don't fear any evildoers!" says Battle Girl"And you wish to fight us?" says Narcissa Malfoy"Yes, we do! You can't hurt innocents and get away with it!" says Hit Girl"Are you in league with Potter?" says Bellatrix Lestrange"Never heard of him." says Hit Girl"Very well. Draw your wands!" says Fenris GreybackHit Girl and Battle Girl give confused looks at the Death Eaters"I don't know how this universe works, but we don't need wands to fight!" says Hit Girl"You can do wandless magic?" says Antonin Dolohov"You could say so." says Battle Girl"If you can do wandless magic, then surely you are worthy opponents for us." says Alector Carrow"Shows us what you've got!" says Amicus CarrowFenris, Alecto, Amicus, Antonin, Lucius, Narcissa and Bellatrix point their wands at Hit Girl and Battle as Hit Girl and Battle Girl enter a fighting stance...So, who wins?

[Guest Redemption X]

Sorry, small typo: that would be "pushes HIM out of the way."

[Guest badpierce]

Sorry, small typo: that would be "pushes HIM out of the way."

I like you set up, but am I missing something? This seems like a mismatch. I like the deatheaters.

[Guest Jason Redfield]

I like you set up, but am I missing something? This seems like a mismatch. I like the deatheaters.

 

Not necessarily. The guns vs. Harry Potter magic is debated on here quite often, and it's generally agreed that someone with a decent arsenal and the know-how to use it can defeat wizards. It all depends on how resourceful and smart the wizards in question are.