The Tournament of Actors

[Marvel Man]

Welcome.

 

You are all about to take part in what will be the greatest EF Tournament!

 

Or at least in recent memory. Like, the last few weeks.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy this. Please leave comments/criticism. Now, LET'S START THIS THING!!!!

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*In a Spooky Voice*

 

Actors.

 

A worker unlike any worker, who works in a work unlike any other work. They earn their bread not by the sweat of their backs, but by the sweat that's inserted digitally, many moths later. Yes, these people get paid big bucks (or at least the top tier) for playing roles in movies, commercials, plays, etc. Well now, for your entertainment, a tournament had been created. This, is the Tournament of Actors!

 

*Insert Mortal Kombat music*

 

Marvel Man: "Hello, and welcome! Boy, is this exciting."

 

Shaq: "It sure is Marvel Man. I can't believe these Celebreties agreed to do this."

 

MM: "Well, actually Shaq, these actors are being threatened with starring in a Michael Bay movie. About the army. Where everybody dies. And it's a documentary."

 

SQ: "Dang."

 

MM: "Indeed. Well, enough talk. Let's head down to the stands where our lovely Megan Fox is interviewing the fighters."

 

MF: "Thanks Marvel. Well, as most of you know, the Tournament has four... Brackets. Yeah, that's right. Brackets. They're: Comedy, Action, Fantasy, and Misc. All are types of genres."

 

SQ: "... Hey Megan, I think you just dropped that pen. Pick it up. Yeeaahhh."

 

MM: "Shaq?"

 

SQ: "Now say my name."

 

MM: "Okay..... Anyways, the fights about to start. Take it away, narrator!"

 

Genre: Comedy

Type: Triple Threat

Fighters: ........ Introducing..... ADAM SANDLER!!!!! ,

Followed by WILL FERRALL!!!!!!

And finally, JIM CARREY!!!!!

 

Round 1: Fighters will get a minute to tell jokes about each other. No contact allowed. Whoever tells the best joke gets a first aid kit .

 

Round 2: Two minute brawl. Hand to hand. No mercy. Fight till only one remains standing.

 

Round Three: Weapons suddenly fall from above. Fighters have one more minute to resume fighting.

 

Round Four: If a winner has not been found yet, a wild Grizzly Bear will be thrown inside.

 

The Weapon: Today's weapon is... A MICROWAVE!!!

 

Arena: All of this will be fought inside... A STEEL CAGE!!!

Now, go an choose. Who advances to the next round? Who dies? Who lives? Who gets eaten by a Bear? What about the Microwave?!

[Marvel Man]

Note: In case anyone's wondering, all are at their prime.

[C.T.]

Round One: Adam takes it.

 

Round Two: Ok, Adam's out.

"I don't know how to fight.I'm a COMEDIAN!"

That leaves Will and Jim. I'll give it to Will. Adam uses the first aid kit to prepare himself for the next fight.

 

 

Round Three: Adam hits Jim over the head with the toaster, but Adam is eaten by the bear, leaving Will to advance.

[Marvel Man]

Thank you. Any other comments are appreciated.

[C.T.]

Thank you. Any other comments are appreciated.

 

 

No prob

[Guest MarvelFan15]

Umm...I'll be with Shaq, watching Megan pick up pencils.

[Guest KevinDWolf93]

Round 1:Sandler, Jim and will have both moved to slapstick.

 

As for the fight, True Sandlers not much of a fighter("I don't know how to fight.I'm a COMEDIAN!") and hell just be comedic with the kit(what does this do?) but Carrey gets his ass kicked alot in his films(see in living color: karate instructor,ace ventura films,mask: ipkiss vs big bad in fistfight) Will is the the tallest(6'5 I believe),thats gotta count for something. Regardless the fight goes to at least round 3 where hilarity truly ensuees. If round 4, everybody RUN AWAY!

 

Regardless, winner: Will Ferrall