Marvel Man Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Actors A worker unlike any worker, who works in a work unlike any other work. They earn their bread not by the sweat of their backs, but by the sweat that's inserted digitally, many months later. Yes, these people get paid big bucks (or at least the top tier) for playing roles in movies, commercials, plays, etc. Well now, for your entertainment, a tournament had been created. This, is the Tournament of Actors!------------------------- Marvel Man: "Welcome, I'm Marvel Man."Black Bolt: "....." MM: "Black Bolt, aren't you going to say anything? Like how today is the begining of the Action part of my Tournament?"BB: "....." MM: "....."BB: "....." MM: "Okay... Let's just get to the fight."BB: "......" MM: "Say something!"------------------------ Genre: ActionType: Six Man Battle ManiaFighters: BRUCE LEE!!! JET LI JACKIE CHAN!!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!!! SLY!!!!! ARNOLD SOMETHINGHARDTOSPELL!!!! Round 1: Fighters will start out separated, and forced to run 1 mile, in order to reach the center of their battlefield. All fighters will be at an equal distance to the center at the begining. The winner shall receive a help item. In this case, an army helmet. Round 2: Fighters will get one minute to duke it out hand to hand. Round 3: The Weapon of the day will be dropped at the feet of each fighter. Then they will get three minutes to fight it out. Round 4: If a winner has not been found, a huge army of Ewoks will invade the arena. They will be bloodthirsty. Also, they're heavily armed. The Weapon: Shovels! Arena: Unamed Deserted City! Now go, and decide their fates.... Who lives? Who dies? And who is mentally scarred?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Chuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Chuck! Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kinetic War Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Yes, Chuck dies, hopefully in a very painful way. Then someone feeds his Internet cultists to the Ewoks, and we'll never have to hear another joke about Chuck Almighty. Bruce Lee: takes rounds 2 and 3, after some really spectacular battling. Jet Li: comes in close second, third or fourth in said rounds. Jackie Chan: see Jet Li. Chuck Norris: see Jet Li. Sylvester Stallone: Gives the look. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Flexes his muscles. The first round is something of a toss-up. Bruce Lee supposedly liked running, but I can't judge this one based on the little knowledge I have. The Ewoks won't have to be released, since Bruce wins. They can concentrate on eating the cultists. I took all in their prime. Otherwise Lee will be dead and Schwarzenegger a bag of hanging flesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 Thank you for the comments. And yes, all are at their prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Yes, Chuck dies, hopefully in a very painful way. Then someone feeds his Internet cultists to the Ewoks, and we'll never have to hear another joke about Chuck Almighty. Silence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KevinDWolf93 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Round 1: I think goes to Bruce. Everyone is muscular(you said prime) but Bruce was probably one of the most in shape men EVER! Round 2:Hand to hand, Li and Chan duke it out, Chans style is too akward for Li to get a win. Auhnald vs Sly, Arnold has better reach and height I say he beats him around(but not beat, beat).Bruce and Chuck...have a nice chat, catch up on things while trading hits(really so they made this whole line of jokes around you?...Yeah it gets a bit annoying,but some are pretty good,you got some good ones though Ill show you later....) Round 3:Shovels are actually not half-bad weapons: in the right hands= f*&()^g decapitation. Chan takes this the most effective and beats Li. Arnold and Stallone have played green berets(see:e-tool) so theyd be at least be familiar with the concept of it as a weapon, Arnold wins it closely.then says groan inducing pun withc make everyone attack him next round. Lee and Norris skip picking up the weapons and continue fighting. Round 4:The ewoks attack Arnold(whatd I tell ya) but he takes out a good deal of them (cause theyre attacking a bunch of main characters....you shouldve thought that out better MM) While hes hacking away, Chuck, Chan, and Lee face off, 3 way dance style. Chan the only one with a weapon does some mean damage but doesnt finish off Lee for having so much respect, Chuck takes advantage, but before he can take him off he is attacked by Arnold, then throws both of him and chuck into the ewok pile eliminating both(while aronold does his thumbs up). Chan and Lee duke it out,both are impressed, but Chans weapon advantage is too great,even after its snapped in half he uses the broken pieces in succession. Both congratulate each other on a good fight. Winner:Jackie Chan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Nice. Comments like that always bring a smile to my face. Note: You're right about the Ewoks. I'll definetly change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 If we look at each of the people only Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan have actually trained to fight.Fighting Skils: 1.Jet Li: Was a Wushu(Martial arts tournament) champion. He is a master of many fighting arts mostly that of Northern Long fist whch gives him power, range and grappling. Tumbling Fist technique which gives him punching and jabbing speed and flow. Eight Triagam Palm gives him balance, flexibillity and flow. Tai chi which is focused mostly on flow uses the strength of blows directed at you and redirects it back at your opponent with greater force allowing you to break an opponets arm with little to no effort. Shape Intent Fist is a form of chinese boxing that is based on elements and animals this form of fighting is extremly aggressive and uses speed and lots of power. He also knows the Praying Mantis Fist which increases his grapling abillity, his jabs and his strikes. He is also a master of physical weapons.2.Bruce Lee: Bruce was trained by the legendary Yip Man who freed China with his bare hands. Yip man taught Bruce the art of Wing Chun. After arriving to america he developed Jun Fan Gung Fu which was a mix of Wing Chun and Southern Shaolin. A few years after he made Jeet Kune Do to add on to Jun Fan. The combinaition of fighting style gives Bruce precision, power, practicallity, speed, flexibillity and efficency while also making him unpredictable.3. Jackie Chan: Chan developed his own form of martial arts which was mixed in with acrobats this fusion gives him a very agile fighting style that also uses lots of improvisaition.4. Chuck Norris: Trained in korean Tang Soo Do a form of boxing like fighting which uses physical beatdowns. He then evolved it to Chuck Kuk Do a form of hybrid martial arts mostly based on Tang Soo Do but with increased effectiveness.5. Arnold Schwarzennager: The Schwarz was a champion professional body builder. He can be expected to brawl seeing that he has no fighting style brawling would be effective for Arnold due to his height and strength.6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... All of them have trained physically some more so then others.Training 1. Bruce Lee: Trained extensivley for Jun Fan Jeet Kun do making him very strong in all physical aspects.2. Jet Li: Champion of all ten Wushu events3. Chuck Norris: Tang Soo Do an Chuck Kuk do master.4. Jackie Chan: Stunt man, Master Acrobat and Master Martial Artist5. Arnold Schwarzennager: Professional body builder and weight lifter6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... Partnerships Possibillities1. Arnold and Sly: close freinds Probabillity: good Effect: strong2. Jack and Bruce: Worked with each other once Probabillity: Low Effect: Low3. Jet and Norris: N/A Probabillity: Rock Bottom Effect: Rock Bottom Weapon use1. Jet Li: Fighting styles increases shovels effect greatly.2. Arnold Schwarzennager: Bezerker3. Jackie Chan: weapon improve master4. Sylvester Stalone: Bezerker5. Chuck Norris: Violence increase6. Bruce Lee: Bad weapon fighter and improviser and not a Bezerker or intense violence user. Ewok Survival1. Jackie Chan: most agile best for running away2. Jet Li: second best runner and defender3. Arnold Schwazennager: Charges through ewoks4. Bruce Lee: Most fit and capable.5. Chuck Norris: Exsistent fighting skillz6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... Round 1 Advantage: Bruce LeeRound 2 Advantage: Jet LiRound 3 Advantage: Jet LiRound 4 Advantage: Jackie ChanOverall winner: Jet Li Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 If we look at each of the people only Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan have actually trained to fight.Fighting Skils: 1.Jet Li: Was a Wushu(Martial arts tournament) champion. He is a master of many fighting arts mostly that of Northern Long fist whch gives him power, range and grappling. Tumbling Fist technique which gives him punching and jabbing speed and flow. Eight Triagam Palm gives him balance, flexibillity and flow. Tai chi which is focused mostly on flow uses the strength of blows directed at you and redirects it back at your opponent with greater force allowing you to break an opponets arm with little to no effort. Shape Intent Fist is a form of chinese boxing that is based on elements and animals this form of fighting is extremly aggressive and uses speed and lots of power. He also knows the Praying Mantis Fist which increases his grapling abillity, his jabs and his strikes. He is also a master of physical weapons.2.Bruce Lee: Bruce was trained by the legendary Yip Man who freed China with his bare hands. Yip man taught Bruce the art of Wing Chun. After arriving to america he developed Jun Fan Gung Fu which was a mix of Wing Chun and Southern Shaolin. A few years after he made Jeet Kune Do to add on to Jun Fan. The combinaition of fighting style gives Bruce precision, power, practicallity, speed, flexibillity and efficency while also making him unpredictable.3. Jackie Chan: Chan developed his own form of martial arts which was mixed in with acrobats this fusion gives him a very agile fighting style that also uses lots of improvisaition.4. Chuck Norris: Trained in korean Tang Soo Do a form of boxing like fighting which uses physical beatdowns. He then evolved it to Chuck Kuk Do a form of hybrid martial arts mostly based on Tang Soo Do but with increased effectiveness.5. Arnold Schwarzennager: The Schwarz was a champion professional body builder. He can be expected to brawl seeing that he has no fighting style brawling would be effective for Arnold due to his height and strength.6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... All of them have trained physically some more so then others.Training 1. Bruce Lee: Trained extensivley for Jun Fan Jeet Kun do making him very strong in all physical aspects.2. Jet Li: Champion of all ten Wushu events3. Chuck Norris: Tang Soo Do an Chuck Kuk do master.4. Jackie Chan: Stunt man, Master Acrobat and Master Martial Artist5. Arnold Schwarzennager: Professional body builder and weight lifter6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... Partnerships Possibillities1. Arnold and Sly: close freinds Probabillity: good Effect: strong2. Jack and Bruce: Worked with each other once Probabillity: Low Effect: Low3. Jet and Norris: N/A Probabillity: Rock Bottom Effect: Rock Bottom Weapon use1. Jet Li: Fighting styles increases shovels effect greatly.2. Arnold Schwarzennager: Bezerker3. Jackie Chan: weapon improve master4. Sylvester Stalone: Bezerker5. Chuck Norris: Violence increase6. Bruce Lee: Bad weapon fighter and improviser and not a Bezerker or intense violence user. Ewok Survival1. Jackie Chan: most agile best for running away2. Jet Li: second best runner and defender3. Arnold Schwazennager: Charges through ewoks4. Bruce Lee: Most fit and capable.5. Chuck Norris: Exsistent fighting skillz6. Sylvester Stalone: Nothing..... Round 1 Advantage: Bruce LeeRound 2 Advantage: Jet LiRound 3 Advantage: Jet LiRound 4 Advantage: Jackie ChanOverall winner: Jet Li A for analysis dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 A for analysis dude!Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Thanks. How long that take you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 10 or so minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Thanks.Well done! Thanks to your analysis, Jet Li has been declared the winner of this fight. Awaitng next round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroytheRobot Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Are we rating this match as if they actually were like the people they play, or the people they actually are/were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Are we rating this match as if they actually were like the people they play, or the people they actually are/were?Real life. I'm not assuming Arnold will pull out a Predator level of a fight, but he was indeed a world level body builder. Same goes for Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well done! Thanks to your analysis, Jet Li has been declared the winner of this fight. Awaitng next round...Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroytheRobot Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well done! Thanks to your analysis, Jet Li has been declared the winner of this fight. Awaitng next round... What? You took one persons opinion? I don't neccesarily agree, or disagree with him it just seems biased is all. Real life. I'm not assuming Arnold will pull out a Predator level of a fight, but he was indeed a world level body builder. Same goes for Bruce. Ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 What? You took one persons opinion? I don't neccesarily agree, or disagree with him it just seems biased is all. Ok then.How was my analysis bias? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroytheRobot Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 No, your analyisis wasn't biased. Marvel man's decision was biased based on the fact that he only took one persons viewpoint into account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 No, your analyisis wasn't biased. Marvel man's descion was biased based on the fact that he only took one persons viewpoints into account.Oh okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well, he had the best arguement. Unless someone debates with him, I'm sticking to it. And Tarvious, are you sure you're not going to debate... If I remember correctly, there was this sig you had. About water, and Bruce Lee? Surely you'd be able to make a good arguement for Lee (or anyone else, if you want). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KevinDWolf93 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well, he had the best arguement. Unless someone debates with him, I'm sticking to it. And Tarvious, are you sure you're not going to debate... If I remember correctly, there was this sig you had. About water, and Bruce Lee? Surely you'd be able to make a good arguement for Lee (or anyone else, if you want). Well me and Kinetic were the only others to give detail. I dont mind debating. Lets start by tearing each others reasoning apart...you go first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Well me and Kinetic were the only others to give detail. I dont mind debating.Uh...what about Zreth? Lets start by tearing each others reasoning apart...you go first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KevinDWolf93 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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