treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Here's the deal, I'm putting the toughest manliest mofo's to ever grace fiction into Ganado Village from Resident Evil 4. They have an hour to clear out the village. Each single man (or woman) is only armed with a Machete and a glock 9 mm (except Conan). There is a shotgun and a crossbow somewhere in the village and scattered ammunition. The village is overloaded with about 40 Ganados and two Chainsaw Sisters. The men only have about 45 minutes. Which bad @$$ finishes first AND causes the most amount of damage. GO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Me I finish first, and cause the most damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Nova, obviously. He finishes first, and cause the most damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Honestly, there's just too many to think of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Honestly, there's just too many to think of... Let's see... James BondJason BourneJohn McClaneIndiana JonesHan SoloBryan MillsMaster ChiefSerg. A.J. JohnsonPunisherWolverineWinter SoldierJonah HexLara CroftMr. and Mrs. SmithSeth and Richie GeckoRamboDutchWalker, Texas RangerDr. DoomBullseyeDeadshotUltimate HawkeyeAgent ZeroDeadpoolJohn WayneVigilanteLoony bin Jimjust to name a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Okay, polls up...now go...debate!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Conan? Really? Doens't he...stomp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Yeah all the others are outta his league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If this is called who's the man then why is Sarah Conner in their. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Artemis Entreri Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Conan gets my vote but seriously Sgt Slaughter barehandedly molly whupped Serpentor! Now thats Baddassness! He'd be a really close second! Then Rambo who'd cause the most damage easily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why isn't Nick Fury in here? Or Punisher? Or Master Chief? Or Chef Ramsey!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why isn't Nick Fury in here? Or Punisher? Or Master Chief? Or Chef Ramsey!? Or Walker, Texas Ranger? Or Aunt May? Or Kurt Russell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Or Roland The Gunslinger? Or Indianna Jones? Or James Bond? Or Ethan Hunt? Or Jason Borne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Or Ult. Hawkeye? Or Bullseye? Or Winter Soldier? Or Jonah Hex? Or Richard Rider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Where is all the super debating that all of you claim to be so good at? All I get is a bunch of questions about who's not on the list. The list is the list, nuff said. As for Conan stomps, Two words: Brock Samson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 and do you have any idea what Rambo can do with a Machete aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddd Sgt. Slaughter used to rip Cobra B.A.T.s apart with his bare hands. These were Cobra's android troopers. Robotic disposable muscle. Conan doesn't stomp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 If this is called who's the man then why is Sarah Conner in their. Ask yourself, who's manlier? You or Sarah. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Ask yourself, who's manlier? You or Sarah. Think about it. Me without question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Let's put you and Sarah in a room with a Terminator and a shotgun and see who goes running away screaming first. Better yet, let's see if you even know how to use a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Let's put you and Sarah in a room with a Terminator and a shotgun and see who goes running away screaming first. Better yet, let's see if you even know how to use a shotgun. Sarah runs out of the room cuz I'm in it... and having an ex Navy Seal dad teach you everything he knows probably means you know how to handle a shotgun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Why do I try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 In all seriousness however, I'd probably run from a room with a Terminator, and piss my pants on the way out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zreth Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I have various martial arts training and I know how to use a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Artemis Entreri Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 and do you have any idea what Rambo can do with a Machete aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddd Sgt. Slaughter used to rip Cobra B.A.T.s apart with his bare hands. These were Cobra's android troopers. Robotic disposable muscle. Conan doesn't stomp. To my credit I did answer the question. And Brock Samson is not as tough as Sgt Slaughter in my book! I mean for Lollipops sake the guy runs a Super camp for bad GI Joe and Former Cobra! Also I stated Rambo causes the most destruction but still Conan stomps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treacherous Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 God bless you, Artemis. There is still hope for CBUB. It takes 4 to 6 gunshots to take out a chainsaw sister. I don't think Conan will find it so easy with just a broadsword. I'm not going to take John McClain out of the equation either. He has a remarkable ability to blow entire buildings to smithereens. I think he'd find some way to blow up the village church or something with all the Ganados inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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