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Mario Battle #4: Mario vs Hulk Peter


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Mario was thrown back to earth after Galactus was so bored of fighting him so he went to get a drink. Not only did he get a drink he met a man named Peter. "It's a me Mario" "Freakin' sweet." "I a save the princess" "Ha your gay." "Do you want to fight" *Peter's fail attempt at speaking Italian* was the drunk conversation between Mario and Peter. The Mario jumped up and got a red mushroom while Peter says "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." and with that Hulk Peter and Mario were in a fight

 

Mario= 50% Drunk and has 3 lives.

 

Peter= 80% Drunk and has a pool stick ready.

 

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V.S.

 

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I'm now going to help with this Mario v.s. thing

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A new powerup is developed for this particular Mario game--hulkbuster boots. Tony Stark is paid money.

 

Mario equips himself with the hulkbuster boots and jumps onto Hulk Peter's head, smashing the green skull down into the jaw and neck, and compressing the body into a mound of broken meat, bone, and muscle, squeezing insides out. In a word, Mario wins in a stomp.

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Mario dies painfully.

 

No more like... Hulk Peter dies painfully...

 

To all those who say that Hulk Peter would win, you obviously never even played enough mario games... this guy can survive being shot, stabbed, smashed, sawed in half, drowned, and taken banzai bills (big-ass versions of Bullet Bills) to the face and chest with only minor injuries at worst... and Mario has better toonforce durability than anything Peter has shown... and he can toss giant fortresses into space.

 

Mario wins at least 8/10...

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No more like... Hulk Peter dies painfully...

 

To all those who say that Hulk Peter would win, you obviously never even played enough mario games... this guy can survive being shot, stabbed, smashed, sawed in half, drowned, and taken banzai bills (big-ass versions of Bullet Bills) to the face and chest with only minor injuries at worst... and Mario has better toonforce durability than anything Peter has shown... and he can toss giant fortresses into space.

 

Mario wins at least 8/10...

To be fair, I've only seen Mario survive half of those, and that's WITH a powerup. The set up doesn't give him any powerups.

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To be fair, I've only seen Mario survive half of those, and that's WITH a powerup. The set up doesn't give him any powerups.

 

Even without power-ups, Mario has survived all those in many instances... and I'd like to see Hulk Peter survive a giant fortress exploding on him or come back from being hurled into the horizon. :P

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Eh Peter can easily survive the likes of that.

 

Peter is some crazy shit. :P

 

Anything Peter can survive, Mario can survive even better without only a scratch at best... Peter's tough, but he's not beating a bloodlusted base Mario without some of his other one-shot powers like the Grim Reaper and stuff.

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Anything Peter can survive, Mario can survive even better without only a scratch at best... Peter's tough, but he's not beating a bloodlusted base Mario without some of his other one-shot powers like the Grim Reaper and stuff.

Peter throws a turtle at Mario. Peter wins.

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Then how the hell does Mario die whenever he touches a Goomba? Honestly. He's not nearly as durable as you're trying to make him out to be. He can't survive any of those without power-ups of some kind... And assuming Hulk Peter has the same powers as regular Hulk? There is nothing whatsoever that Mario can do to damage him... Whereas Hulk can crush Mario by swatting him.

 

Hulk crushes Mario like a bug 10/10.

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Even without power-ups, Mario has survived all those in many instances... and I'd like to see Hulk Peter survive a giant fortress exploding on him or come back from being hurled into the horizon. :P

Then please sight those instances. And yes, Hulk can survive all those with ease.

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It's also Peter. Who is in many ways dumber than regular Hulk. Shouldn't be too hard for a plumber to outwit him, like Spidey does with normal Hulk.

Don't forget that Mario and Peter are drunk.

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Peter throws a turtle at Mario. Peter wins.

 

Mario kicks it back and watches Peter get disintegrated from existence as it hits him flat in the chest. :P

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Mario kicks it back and watches Peter get disintegrated from existence as it hits him flat in the chest. :P

Mario dies by touching the turtle, the kick was a dumb move.

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Then how the hell does Mario die whenever he touches a Goomba? Honestly. He's not nearly as durable as you're trying to make him out to be. He can't survive any of those without power-ups of some kind... And assuming Hulk Peter has the same powers as regular Hulk? There is nothing whatsoever that Mario can do to damage him... Whereas Hulk can crush Mario by swatting him.

 

Hulk crushes Mario like a bug 10/10.

 

*sigh* First off, that's gameplay mechanics from the old 2D games... And you have to think outside the box for once... Mario has tanked black holes in super mario galaxy. And not to mention he regularly smashes through multiple LAYERS of bricks and other tough material at once with only his barehands, which no normal person can do without hurting the crap out of himself. And he survived atmospheric re-entry on at least one occasion. So on the contrary, you guys are severely underrating his abilities/powers based on only your knowledge of the OLD mario games and not the new ones. This is the common misconception that most people make when debating against mario.

 

and no just because peter parodies the hulk doesn't exactly mean he has all the same abilities as the Hulk.

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Mario dies by touching the turtle, the kick was a dumb move.

 

Again you're using old 2d gameplay mechanics to undermine his abilities... think logically for once... outside of 2D gameplay mechanics, Mario could simply just kick the turtle shell back at Peter. And where would Peter even get that turtle shell in the first place? And Mario beats turtles all the time... Use a bit of common sense people.

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This isn't just Hulk, this is a Hulk with Toonforce capabilities. :P

 

So...? Peter Griffin and family guy characters are nowhere near the likes of Bugs, Mickey, Popeye, Tom & Jerry, Droopy, or even other higher-tier toons in terms of toonforce and Mario has toonforce too (and more ridiculous ones than most toonforce feats shown in Family Guy in his japanese manga), so your point is irrelevant.

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