Guest thanosisawesome Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 betryed me ha! that was my evil clone Xfactor4life or xforce4life. I sprang out at the last moment then jump kicked AVP in the head knocking him out instantly then move on to engauge Thanosisawesome who due to true terror drop his weapon and threw down his armor to make peace. Thanosisawesome:Hm xman4life we meet again.(saying it in diobolical way)XMAN4LIFE:This is the last time we will meet. I was trained by Batman for a year and beat robin, lady shiva, and batgirl in ten seconds. Then had sex with wonder woman. Thanosisawesome:damn I envy you. XMAN4LIFE:You fool I will crush you for your envy of me.(Breaking both if his arms) Thanosisawesome:But why. WHYYYYYYYYYY?(screaming in agony) Xman4life:You know what you did.(I lean back to deliver the final blow)(mr.outstanding grabs my arm)Mr.outstanding:No to kill him would destroy your soul and send you down the path of......(I kill him anyway)Mr.outstanding:damn! well lets get drinks.Xman4life:Hold on but wait theres one more I must kill...........................................................(Nova force nova sits a a local bistro with his wife)Nova:I love you my dear but I fear the wrath of.......He who must not be named. His name is so awesome my heart would explode in my chest if I said it.Nova wife:I understand dear but I have something to tell you. Remember that night I went out and I didn't answer my phone.Nova:Yes dear do tell.Nova wife:I was with................................The Darkest knight.Nova:(Looking into the sky)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (I then spring out of the batmobile I have cloaked next to the bistro)Xman4life:Time to die nova.(nova raising up in defiance)Nova:This stops n.....(I karate chop his body in half) Nova wife:Darkest knight you a bad motha... Xman4life:shut yo mouth. Nova wife:I was only going to say Xman4life:I don't care I said shut your mouth. then pimp smack her. mr.outstanding:Was that necessary? Xman4life:Meh why not. (Tune in next post for the adventures of Xman4life the Darkest Knight.(tune in next post for the adventures of XMAN4LIFE:the darkest knight) Aha! I actually became I herald of Galactus before that, and blow you away with one blast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhenomenalOne Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 You'll have to do better then 101 posts before I start to notice you enough to include you in these things. :mad: Ok.... I'm in now. And....I killed you. With a ninja star in the face. Like Kenny did to Butters.....except you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickthekid Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Team CBUB: "The Quest is upon us guys! Let's do it!" ................... 30 days later you're all dead and I'm reading the comic book it happened in, laughing my butt off at your foolish antics.So far, it may actually be worth my $2.99 based on the comments alone. RECRUIT ME TO YOUR CAUSE AND I'LL SACRIFICE SSGOKU AND XMAN$LIFE TO MEPHISTO~! This or his Squirrel Girl idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Finally, someone who goes for my ideas. Aren't I a genius or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 No. Don't you dare feed your ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickthekid Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'm just too lazy to think of anything else at the moment. If I was in that group on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 No. Don't you dare feed our ego. ETHVAN SHALL RULE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 I'd like to take this moment to say... *tapes Ethan's mouth shut* ...that I don't share power with anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 *rips the tape off* We all know I make the most difficult decisions. You just lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 So? I don't need you to make the difficult decisions, I'd just leave that to Parliament/Congress/whatever other ruling body I can leave tasks with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 So? I don't need you to make the difficult decisions, I'd just leave that to Parliament/Congress/whatever other ruling body I can leave tasks with.See this? Shoves off responsibilities to others. Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Yeah like you wouldn't do the same if you had the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Yeah like you wouldn't do the same if you had the chance.Orlly? Specifically when I'm the Hero of the Five Man group? NEVAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hayesmeister5651 Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Orlly? Specifically when I'm the Hero of the Five Man group? NEVARcan I be the mean guy with a heart of gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 No, that's Evan actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 The Lancer ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest force_echo Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dragix Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ha I'm not in the team yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 *sigh*Whut? Dah derailin gettin on ya nerves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Ha I'm not in the team yes. Well yeah we don't need useless people on the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indolent Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Well yeah we don't need useless people on the team.That was a burn if I ever saw one, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 sure ill just stay at base...but can i bring power girl over? lolAAHHHH! Hands off Kill. That lady's with me. Team CBUB: "The Quest is upon us guys! Let's do it!" ................... 30 days later you're all dead and I'm reading the comic book it happened in, laughing my butt off at your foolish antics.Omega11 laughs for a while before he realizes that the comic he bought was only the first five minutes of our adventure. Thrilled by the superb art (drawn by both Alex Ross & Romita Jr!) and powerful story, Omega11 is forced to wait patiently month after month for his newfound comic. A couple years later and Omega11 lays broken after Marvel Man returns from the dead (Again!) retconing the last two years of continuity. Team CBUB wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dragix Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Well yeah we don't need useless people on the team.Then why are you on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Then why are you on it? Because...bribery works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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