Match 10362 Hit Girl and Battle Girl and Mysteries Inc. vs. The Joker and Two-Face and Mad Hatter

[Guest callisto]

LEGENDS OF HIT GIRLHIT GIRL MEETS SCOOBY DOOHit Girl and Battle Girl stand in the rafters of Citiesville's Bialstock Theater (the kind of theater that shows plays, not movies)."So, why are we here, again?" says Battle Girl"Ten people from the social elite have been missing. They attended a perfomance of 'The Merry Wives of Windsor', and they dissapeared without a trace. Eyewitnesses claim that they were abducted by the ghost of Biberace, a brutal demon-worshipping 14th century Scottish warlord that was slain on the very ground where this theater was erected. The police, as usual, have no leads." says Hit Girl"Gee, do you think this theater is really haunted?" says Battle Girl"I've seen it all...zombies, witches, magical power gloves. Nothing surprises me anymore. Still, I highly doubt a ghost is responsable for the kidnappings, but I'm not ruling anything out." says Hit GirlSuddenly, Hit Girl and Battle Girl see movement down in the audience. The theater was closed after the kidnappings and all the plays have been cancelled, so this draws their attention. The quick swoop down to the middle rows seats...only to land among four teenagers and their dog."Zoinks! It's Hit Girl and Battle Girl, the famous superheroines who, like, protect this city and stuff!" says Shaggy"Jinkies! It's an honor to meet such wonderful superheroines!" says Velma"OK, who the hell are you and what are you doing here?" says Hit Girl"Oh, I heard about these guys, they call themselves 'Mysteries Inc.'. They are experts at solving paranormal-related mysteries." says Battle Girl"That's us! When we heard what happened in this theater, we decided to investigate to see if we can find the missing people and capture the ghost of Biberace." says Fred"I'm sorry, but I have no time or patience to deal with amateurs. Go back to wherever you came from." says Hit Girl"Oh, come on, Hit Girl! Mysteries Inc has solved every mystery they've come across! They are experts at this kind of stuff! Can they stay, please? Please?" says Battle Girl with puppy dog eyes"Oh, OK, they can stay. But I'm warning you, I'm keeping a close eye on all four of you. I won't let any of your mistakes *vulgarity* up this investigation." says Hit Girl"Thank you, Hit Girl! We'll be flattered to work alongside such great heroines as you two!" says Daphne"Reah! Rank rou, Rit Rirl!" says Scooby"Did...did that dog just talk?" says Hit Girl-----------------------Meanwhile, in a hidden room in the theater..."Well, I gotta hand it to you, Joker, you did quite a number scaring everyone away with your 'ghost' act." says Two Face"What can I say, I'm a natural! Especially when it comes to playing monsters! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" says the Joker"So, now that we used the superstition of the common masses to deflect suspicions away from us, can we continue with our plan?" says the Mad Hatter"Yes! As you all know, beneath this treasure lie ten chests, each chest containing one of the Rings of Temugin. The keys to those chests, and the exact location of each chest, have been given to the ten most influential people in Citiesville. Now that we kidnapped them, Hatter, you will use your mind-controlling gizmos to take control of them and use them to find the chest hidden in this theater and open them. Once they've opened all ten chests, the power of the Rings of Temugin will be ours, and we will rule this city!" says Two-Face"And what will we do with our hostages once we've found the rings?" says the Mad Hatter"Do you even have to ask? After they outlive their usefuleness, we end their pathethic existances!" says Two Face"Oh, can I take care of that last part? That's the fun part!" says the Joker"Right, let's get to work, people!" says Two FaceSo, can Hit Girl, Battle Girl and the Scooby Doo gang solve this mistery and bring the Joker, the Mad Hatter and Two Face to justice?

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