Guest callisto Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 LEGENDS OF HIT GIRLJOURNEY THROUGH TIME, PART 3THE MEDIEVAL ERACAMELOT"Thank you so much for rescuing us, strange magical warrior!" says Lancelot"If it wasn't for you, we'd still be in Morgaine Le Fay's clutches!" says Galahad"Indeed, your help was much appreciated in my quest. Althought I don't agree with your coice of language, it was a honor to fight alongside me. Now, will you join me in my Round Table?" says King Arthur"I'm sorry, but...I'm needed somewhere else..." says Hit Girl"Very well, go on your merry way with my blessings." says King ArthurHit Girl walks away from King Arthur's castle. She defeated Morgaine Le Fey and helped King Arthur rescue Lancelot and Galahad and Percival, but she's still stuck in the past.She notices the blue portal shimmering again in front of her. She rushes inside it, hoping once again to find her way home...1888LONDONThe portal drops Hit Girl on the streets of London. As she gets up, unharmed, she sadly finds out that she still isn't in her own time period."*vulgarity*! When will I ever get home?" says Hit Girl, angrySuddenly, she hears a woman screaming inside an apartment building. She rushes inside, knocking out the men guarding the door, and bursts right throught the door.Inside, she sees Sir William Gull, better known as Jack the Ripper, holding a knife menacingly in front of Ada, who just stands there, terrified."The human heart...is a dense and powerful muscle...much like the organic equivalent of mahogany...and notoriously difficult to burn..." says JackHowever, just as Jack is about to kill Ada, Hit Girl jumps to the scene and put herself between Jack and Ada."I may not be in my proper time anymore, but I'm still a supeheroine! I don't know what your problem is, creep, but nobody threatens innocents on my watch!" says Hit Girl"You fooolish young girl! You know nothing about what I'm trying to set in motion! I am trying to give birth to the 20th century!" says Jack"Oh yeah? Well, I'm from the 21st century, and I'm sure as hell that you didn't give birth to the 20th century!" says Hit Girl"I must kill this traitor! And if you stand in my way, I will kill you, too!" says Jack"Bring it on, asshole!" says Hit GirlSo, can Hit Girl defeat Jack the Ripper and save Ada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skadoosh Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Yeah, Hit Girls got this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 What is Hit girl carrying? Is she barehanded? Jack was a surgeon, if he is armed and she isn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 What is Hit girl carrying? Is she barehanded? Jack was a surgeon, if he is armed and she isn't.... She has her usual gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 She has her usual gear.A little more specific. Gun? Knife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 A little more specific. Gun? Knife? Knives, gas grenades, regular grenades, flashbangs, brass knuckles, night vision goggles, shuriken and a spear. There, is that specific enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVP vs The Terminator Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Hit Girl gets mutilated, mashed, mangled, maimed and mincified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Knives, gas grenades, regular grenades, flashbangs, brass knuckles, night vision goggles, shuriken and a spear. There, is that specific enough for you?Without a simple gun she will have to rely on either him underestimating her, so she can get close for a knife blow... Or the danger of setting a grenade off close, possibly killing herself with shrapnel. If he is out to kill, without hesitation.. she will die. If he comes up and does something other than murder her right off the bat, she has a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Logically, since Sir William Gull doesn't have guns either, then HE would have to get close to HER, giving her a chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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