C.T. Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Clash of the mentally insane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmic Deadpool Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Clash of the mentally insane! Our story starts in the Marvel universe with Wade Wilson, Deadpool, receiving a typical beatdown via Cable during one of his usual diatribes.DeadPool "You know realize stress induced heart attacks are typical in men your age" Cable "Shut up you little dumb &%*"..Deadpool "Who're you calling an ampersand, percentage sign, asterisk..?" Meanwhile on Galactus's Space Cruiser.. The hunger had come upon Galactus, but without his heralds it became time consuming to find the planets that would fulfill his appetite. Having grown bored with the repeated resistance to his needs from his past heralds Galactus decided that a new personality type was needed to ensure that his next herald would ensure more success in maintaining allegiance.. One whose mental state was a bit more unstable to begin with.. Back on Earth... Deadpool bored with Cable's lack of humor and tired of the beating tries teleporting to a local fastfood restaurant for a bite ..."Screw this I'm going to have it my way for a change..." Deadpool's teleportation unit malfunctions, affecting his travel, crossing him through the space continuum and he suddenly finds himself aboard Galactus's ship.Deadpool: "Uhh, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.Galactus: "Shall I dispose of you now..or do you wish to beg for my mercy..and then die?"Deadpool: "My Grandma what big..feet you have..yikes"Galactus: "...?"Deadpool: "Hey waitaminit..aren't you Galaga, the dude who gives away the power kismet to good little boys and girls in the hopes of making frien..I mean heralds..?"Galactus: "Surely you can't be as mad as you seem to be tiny one."Deadpool: "My therapist says different..and don't call me Shirley."Galactus: "Hmmm.." "Yes, you will suit me just fine."DeadpoolF " Ya mean, I'ma get me some that power kismet...coool.." Just don't be making those yummy sounds when ya look at me..and I don't want a creepy silver jumpsuit like you gave that Norin guy..."Thus was born Cosmic Deadpool.. Soon he was off to deliver new worlds to Galactus..as he happened upon one unsuspecting planet new Xandar, his presence was discovered by a patrolling Nova Force Nova..Worldmind: Richard there appears to be a being of immense power cosmic approaching the planet..Nova Force Nova: "GALACTUS!"Worldmind: "No..herald level."Nova: "Whew..ok..arm all systems..I can see'em now and he's coming in fast!"Cosmic Deadpool: "Weeeeeeee" "Look out unsuspecting planet.." BIG DADDY'S COMING... AND BOY..IS HE HUNGRY" So there it is folks..Cosmic Deadpool..insane for sanity's sake with herald level power cosmic vs Nova Force Nova with the full power of the full Nova Force who losing his sanity while trying cope with the Worldmind..Who wins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Clash of the mentally insane! Our story starts in the Marvel universe with Wade Wilson, Deadpool, receiving a typical beatdown via Cable during one of his usual diatribes.DeadPool "You know realize stress induced heart attacks are typical in men your age" Cable "Shut up you little dumb &%*"..Deadpool "Who're you calling an ampersand, percentage sign, asterisk..?" Meanwhile on Galactus's Space Cruiser.. The hunger had come upon Galactus, but without his heralds it became time consuming to find the planets that he suit his needs. Having grown bored with the repeated resistance to his needs from his past heralds Galactus decided that a new personality type was needed to ensure that his next herald would ensure more success in maintaining allegiance.. One whose mental state was a bit more unstable to begin with.. Back on Earth... Deadpool bored with Cable's lack of humor and tired of the beating tries teleporting to a local fastfood restaurant for a bite ..."Screw this I'm going to have it my way for a change..." Deadpool's teleportation unit malfunctions, affecting his travel, crossing him through the space continuum and he suddenly finds himself aboard Galactus's ship.Deadpool: "Uhh, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto.Galactus: "Shall I dispose of you now..or do you wish to beg for my mercy..and then die?"Deadpool: "My Grandma what big..feet you have..yikes"Galactus: "...?"Deadpool: "Hey waitaminit..aren't you Galaga, the dude who gives away the power kismet to good little boys and girls in the hopes of making frien..I mean heralds..?"Galactus: "Surely you can't be as mad as you seem to be tiny one."Deadpool: "My therapist says different..and don't call me Shirley."Galactus: "Hmmm.." "Yes, you will suit me just fine."DeadpoolF " Ya mean, I'ma get me some that power kismet...coool.." Just don't be making those yummy sounds when ya look at me..and I don't want a creepy silver jumpsuit like you gave that Norin guy..."Thus was born Cosmic Deadpool.. Soon he was off to deliver new worlds to Galactus..as he happened upon one unsuspecting planet new Xandar, his presence was discovered by a patrolling Nova Force Nova..Worldmind: Richard there appears to be a being of immense power cosmic approaching the planet..Nova Force Nova: "GALACTUS!"Worldmind: "No..herald level."Nova: "Whew..ok..arm all systems..I can see'em now and he's coming in fast!"Cosmic Deadpool: "Weeeeeeee" "Look out unsuspecting planet.." BIG DADDY'S COMING... AND BOY..IS HE HUNGRY" So there it is folks..Cosmic Deadpool..insane for sanity's sake with herald level power cosmic vs Nova Force Nova with the full power of the full Nova Force who losing his sanity while trying cope with the Worldmind..Who wins? Awesome! I win of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Deadpool wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cosmic Deadpool Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Deadpool wins! Thanks fir checking out the fight MFan..you've chosen wisely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Diskyr Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 That pic of Nova wailing on Drax proves otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogameman Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Deadpool FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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