Guest callisto Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 LEGENDS OF HIT GIRLJOURNEY THROUGH TIME, FINAL PARTA portal opens, and out of it comes Hit Girl.She takes a looks at her surroundings. She is pleased to see that she is in what appears to be the room of a modern-day little girl. Could she finally be in her right time? Maybe she can ask the little girl's parents to use their phone so she can call Battle Girl to come pick her up.Suddenly, a little girl indeed walks up to her...a little girl that Hit Girl recognizes."Well, hello there, strange superheroine. Are you one of dad's friends?" says the little girl."Angel? Is that...is that you?" says Hit Girl"How do you know my name?" says AngelSure enough, she's still in the past. Battle Girl's past, to be exact. Before she became Battle Girl. Before she escaped from Dimension X. Which means..."Hey! Who invited the girl in tights here?" says Mr. Glum"You can't fool me! I know about you, I know all about you! You are not the real Angel! You are an evil alternate version of Angel from Dimension X!" says Hit Girl"What are you talking about?" says "Angel""Great, the cape knows too much. Time to murderize her." says Mr. Glum"It's not too late! I can still warn them!" says Hit GirlThus, Hit Girl hurries down the stairs, and she finds Jennifer Murphy and Savage Dragon"Hello, there! Superheroines are always welcome in my house. Are you a member of Freak Force or Youngblood?" says Savage Dragon"What's your name, sweetie?" says Jennifer"Mr. and Mrs. Dragon, you don't know me, but I know you. My name is Hit Girl. I come from the future, from the year 2010. In the future, your daughter, Angel, will gain superpowers and become Battle Girl, my faithful sidekick. However, the little girl upstairs is NOT Angel. Not your Angel, at least. She's an evil version of Angel from Dimension X. THAT is why she's so close to Mr. Glum. She's gonna try to kill both you! If we can stop her now, we can prevent many terrible things from happening!" says Hit GirlSavage Dragon and Jennifer bursts into laughter"Super Patriot send you, right? Man, that guys has a great sense of humor!" says Savage Dragon"I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!" says Hit Girl as she slams her right first on a nearby table"Look, lady, I don't know who you are or what your problem is, but I think it's best if you leave." says Savage Dragon"Mr. Dragon, you have to believe me! That girl up there is not your daughter!" says Hit Girl"OK, that's it! If you won't leave, I'll make you leave!" says the Savage Dragon"Mr. Dragon, I don't want to fight you, but you are leaving me with no choice." says Hit GirlVery reluctantly, Hit Girl assumes a fighting stance as the Savage Dragon charges at her...So, who wins this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I would assume you don't hate Hit Girl since you use her so often. However, in this match she looks like she might be in severe trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 I would assume you don't hate Hit Girl since you use her so often. However, in this match she looks like she might be in severe trouble. Keep in mind that, if she can reason with Savage Dragon and convince him that she's telling the truth, that also counts as a win. And yes, I love Hit Girl. She's my favorite movie superheroine of all time. Furthermore, I love writing Universe Beta matches. I enjoy writing this big merged universe with superheroes at the forefront. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NrvnqsrChaos Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Poor Hit Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Keep in mind that, if she can reason with Savage Dragon and convince him that she's telling the truth, that also counts as a win. And yes, I love Hit Girl. She's my favorite movie superheroine of all time. Furthermore, I love writing Universe Beta matches. I enjoy writing this big merged universe with superheroes at the forefront.It was overall a pretty good movie. I think it failed at being a 'realistic' super hero movie. Mainly cuz Hit Girl (like a 10 year old) cna kill multiple large thugs in a sword fight. Her strength and athleticism would not be developed enough at that point! She should have stuck to a sniper role or just guns, distance, bombs etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Maybe this is as good a time as any to mention that my version of Hit Girl has eschewed guns in favor of swords, knives and spears. Unrealistic? Maybe. But I never intended Universe Beta to be "realistic". When you have a woman with Superman's powers, a Green Lantern and two superpowered ninjas in the same team, realism is out of the question. But mainly it's because I HATE trying to apply "realism" to superhero stories. I like superhero stories to be as unrealistic as possible. Same thing with science fiction/fantasy, I hate "realism" in those genres. If I wanted realism, I'd watch a drama or a romance or a documentary, not a science fiction/fantasy story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LoneWolf Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Maybe this is as good a time as any to mention that my version of Hit Girl has eschewed guns in favor of swords, knives and spears. Unrealistic? Maybe. But I never intended Universe Beta to be "realistic". When you have a woman with Superman's powers, a Green Lantern and two superpowered ninjas in the same team, realism is out of the question. But mainly it's because I HATE trying to apply "realism" to superhero stories. I like superhero stories to be as unrealistic as possible. Same thing with science fiction/fantasy, I hate "realism" in those genres. If I wanted realism, I'd watch a drama or a romance or a documentary, not a science fiction/fantasy story.Its just that Kick Ass was supposed to be realistic, that's all. Kid buys suit off internet, tries to become real life hero... realizes that the real world is dangerous etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVP vs The Terminator Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Its just that Kick Ass was supposed to be realistic, that's all. Kid buys suit off internet, tries to become real life hero... realizes that the real world is dangerous etc...Mh, the kid had been trained since birth. Kinda like Damien Wayne, to a lesser extent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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