Guest skadoosh Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A standard Blooded Yautja armed with wrist-blades, two shuriken, a combi-stick, a knife and a plasma caster, along with body armor, a bio-mask, cloaking device, a medical kit and a wrist-bomb, all made of Medium Grade Dlex vs The province of Skyrim, Tamriel, the planet Nirn This is not a straight up fight, obviously. The Yautja landed on Nirn, and wishes to hunt its way through the province of Skyrim, collecting as many trophies as it can. It is a particularly greedy Yautja, but its greed does not affect its skill. Once it has at least one skull from every major prey in the province, it will leave. Its spacecraft is parked elsewhere, and cannot be used in any way during the Yautja's hunt. The people and creatures in Skyrim will react in kind, although they wont know what it is theyre fighting, at first. How long will the Yautja survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bladephyre Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 A standard Blooded Yautja armed with wrist-blades, two shuriken, a combi-stick, a knife and a plasma caster, along with body armor, a bio-mask, cloaking device, a medical kit and a wrist-bomb, all made of Medium Grade Dlex vs The province of Skyrim, Tamriel, the planet Nirn This is not a straight up fight, obviously. The Yautja landed on Nirn, and wishes to hunt its way through the province of Skyrim, collecting as many trophies as it can. It is a particularly greedy Yautja, but its greed does not affect its skill. Once it has at least one skull from every major prey in the province, it will leave. Its spacecraft is parked elsewhere, and cannot be used in any way during the Yautja's hunt. The people and creatures in Skyrim will react in kind, although they wont know what it is theyre fighting, at first. How long will the Yautja survive? Kind of depends on if he considers it honorable or not to use a plasma caster on people who cast spells. If not he gets nuked to death, if he uses it it GREATLY helps his chances, MANY people jut get sneak attacked. The magical beings would screw him over though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soberguy Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 HE WULD GET DEFEETED CUZ HE WULD TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE LOLOLOLOLOL ITZ FUNNY CUZ ITS A MEME!!!!!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest silversurfer092 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 DIS ONE WIRD DOOD WIL RUN UP 2 THE PRETOR N BE LIEK "FUSH WOH DUH!" OR SUMFIN AND BOOP! PRETOR LOSES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Dear people trolling this thread, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Please be witty and/or interesting. Your friend in Christ, Soberguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVP vs The Terminator Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Silly Nova, that's only applicable for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Silly Nova, that's only applicable for you.WRONG! It's applicable for Ethvan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruinus Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 The chances of the Predator coming across any sort of magical user that could harm him are so low they might as well not exist. The chances of him running into a creature that he literally cannot hurt (like a ghost or wraith) are probably a bit higher (especially if he wanders into a tomb). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bladephyre Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 The chances of the Predator coming across any sort of magical user that could harm him are so low they might as well not exist. The chances of him running into a creature that he literally cannot hurt (like a ghost or wraith) are probably a bit higher (especially if he wanders into a tomb). After he swings the first time and it does nothign to the, he uses his plasma caster. If a piddly little firebolt can hut one, a shot of super charged plasma would ruin their day. Randomly no he would not likely wander across one of the powerful magic beings, but as soon as they find out somone is going to be curious enough to go looking, or some of the Daedra would find him very interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soberguy Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Silly Nova, that's only applicable for you. It's applicable to me, just not applicable in this particular instance. My post was - as always - comic gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Can something used a million times already be comedic gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soberguy Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Can something used a million times already be comedic gold? I can in three instances: 1) Where the item in question is so funny, no amount of re-posting can lessen its genius. 2) Where it is used in a satirical or ironic manner, making the overuse of the joke itself the joke. 3) If the thing used a million times is your sister. OH SNAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Yeah, I'll admit that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakaiThwei Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 A standard Blooded Yautja armed with wrist-blades, two shuriken, a combi-stick, a knife and a plasma caster, along with body armor, a bio-mask, cloaking device, a medical kit and a wrist-bomb, all made of Medium Grade Dlex vs The province of Skyrim, Tamriel, the planet Nirn This is not a straight up fight, obviously. The Yautja landed on Nirn, and wishes to hunt its way through the province of Skyrim, collecting as many trophies as it can. It is a particularly greedy Yautja, but its greed does not affect its skill. Once it has at least one skull from every major prey in the province, it will leave. Its spacecraft is parked elsewhere, and cannot be used in any way during the Yautja's hunt. The people and creatures in Skyrim will react in kind, although they wont know what it is theyre fighting, at first. All of this sounds like a roleplaying experience I had... YEARS ago... That hunt was fun. -Rakai'Thwei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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