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Match 11036 Son Goku vs. The Blob


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"GOKU!!!"

 

Son Goku , Champion of Earth and mightiest warrior on the planet, winced as his name was yelled by the one person in the universe he was afraid of, his newlywed Chi Chi.

 

"Yes Honey,“ Goku replied.

 

"When are you going to stop training and go look for a job?”

 

" But Chi Chi I have to make sure I’m strong enough to fight Piccolo the next time he attacks. Beside Master Roshi said that my tournament winnings would be enough to last us for years!"

 

"But I'm pregnant now. We need to start thinking about our baby's future. I want him to be a scholar, which means he is going to need the best education that money can buy. And besides, Kami help us if he eats as much as you." suddenly Chi Chi got an idea and rushed inside.

 

Goku stood there flabbergasted and hoping that she was not going to get her frying pan.

 

A few minutes later she came out holding a newspaper and began talking again, "Look Goku this would be perfect for you."

 

Goku to the paper and looked at what she was pointing at. It appeared to be a picture of piles and piles of food. Goku was confused, "It looks awesome Chi Chi but I don't understand how this will help us with money."

 

"Goku it's an eating contest with a prize of 1 million zen!"

 

"You mean I can win money by EATING!”

 

"Yes you can even go Pro and get sponsors, but we have to hurry because the sign up is today."

 

"Then we better fly, NIMBUS!"

 

Meanwhile ...

 

Frank Duke saw the solution to his problems. Ever since he had got caught in the crossfire of The Scarlet Witch and Dr.Strange's spell he had no idea were he was. Worse he had no money. Normally it would not be a problem as he would just rob a bank to get some cash, and not even feel bad because the baseline humans you treated him like a freak deserved it.

 

But wherever he was now it was different. No one treated him differently, everyone treated him the same as everyone else, at first he thought this was odd but the he noticed that half of the population appeared to be animals walked and to legs and could talk like humans, Hell the president of the world was a dog. He would not feel right about doing bad things to these people that had never did anything bad to him.

 

The problem was that a lifetime of being a Supervillain left he with a lack a useful skills. But then he saw the poster for the eating contest. That was a skill that he had. So he went inside to signup.

 

It looked like he was the last to sign up. The only guy in front of him in line was a fit guy with hair that defied the laws of gravity. Frank walked up to sign up the guy turned around.

 

"Hi, my name is Goku," the guy said.

 

"My name is Frank, but I'm also known as the Blob."

 

"Well I looks like you will be my main competition, so good luck!"

 

"I don't need luck," Frank said as he signed up.

 

Goku and Frank walked over to the tables and sat down. They wait a little while until the announcer comes out to explain the rules.

 

" Alright folks this contest will go on until only one man can continue eating. At that point we will weigh how much everyone has eaten. Let the contest begin."

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...Lot of those symbols things in this one. But wow, never thought I'd see the Seeker of Stuff post a match in my lifetime. I really don't know if Blob can out eat Goku or not. I'll have to do some research and come back to this one. Good set-up, though, Seeker.

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Thanks!

 

I tried to edit it to fix it but it just changed to symbols.

No prob. And yeah, it seems to happen to quite a few set-ups, so I wouldn't sweat it. I think Serge's going to try to change things this weekend to stop them from showing up.
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Good match. Damn I think Goku might have met his match. Goku has a limit to how much he can eat but Blob doesn't and Blob eats non-stop honestly. Blob wins here.

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Might just be me, but I've never seen the Blob just destroy an impressive amount of food before. I know a few instances of him just stuffing his face, but nothing feat worthy. While on the other hand Goku has single handedly closed down resturants for fun and spend entire world martial arts tournaments winnings on food and eat everything. The Blob just can't stand up to those kinds of feats

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:) Cool Match. But Blob. Handily. He's got a bigger fist/mouth-food ratio.

I'm not sure how that's supposed to affect the outcome. He might have a bigger hand and face, but Goku could move his to his face a lot faster. Unless Blob is faster than I give him credit for?
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Guest Dr. Pymp(mex)

Blob is a pig that eats a lot, Goku is a calorie burning monster that can shoot a few fireballs and be hungry again an eat as if he never ate before he wins

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Guest bigballerju

Except Goku won't be fighting in this match and two its been shown even Goku has a limit to how much he can eat. Blob has no limit to how much food he can eat and can continue to do so nonstop.

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Guest Hastur

He might have a bigger hand and face, but Goku could move his to his face a lot faster.

Potentially, I agree. But I don't remember ever seeing Goku eat at... fighting speed, I guess. Even then, I don't get the feeling that his chewing speed could keep up :)

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Guest Dr. Pymp(mex)

Except Goku won't be fighting in this match and two its been shown even Goku has a limit to how much he can eat. Blob has no limit to how much food he can eat and can continue to do so nonstop.

 

I meant that all he has to do is burn some calories and eat again, blob while being a slob still has a limit as his stomach would only hold so much and his digestive system should be slower than the super fast burning of Goku

 

 

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Potentially, I agree. But I don't remember ever seeing Goku eat at... fighting speed, I guess. Even then, I don't get the feeling that his chewing speed could keep up :)

 

Not at "fighting speeds" but Goku has show to eat several plates in a few seconds per stack. He's got the speed, the stomach space, and the high motabolism to put down the blob

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Well, I don't think I've seen a match from you in my time here. Seeker. Not bad. :)

 

Now I know Goku's stomach can seem like a virtual black hole at times, but I've never really seen any indication on how much Blob can eat. I do know, though, that Ultimate Blob will eat just about anything-- and anyone-- that can fit in his mouth.

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Well, I don't think I've seen a match from you in my time here. Seeker. Not bad. :)

 

Now I know Goku's stomach can seem like a virtual black hole at times, but I've never really seen any indication on how much Blob can eat. I do know, though, that Ultimate Blob will eat just about anything-- and anyone-- that can fit in his mouth.

So if this was a fear factor kinda thing you might vote Blob.
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I meant that all he has to do is burn some calories and eat again, blob while being a slob still has a limit as his stomach would only hold so much and his digestive system should be slower than the super fast burning of Goku

 

 

This is a contest to the finish, there is no breaks for burning anything. Or at least, there shouldn't be.

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Well, I don't think I've seen a match from you in my time here. Seeker. Not bad. :)

 

Now I know Goku's stomach can seem like a virtual black hole at times, but I've never really seen any indication on how much Blob can eat. I do know, though, that Ultimate Blob will eat just about anything-- and anyone-- that can fit in his mouth.

 

If you was on the old site, my name was ssjthor and I did a lot more matches.

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Potentially, I agree. But I don't remember ever seeing Goku eat at... fighting speed, I guess. Even then, I don't get the feeling that his chewing speed could keep up :)

I think our visiting guest summed it up nicely.

Not at "fighting speeds" but Goku has show to eat several plates in a few seconds per stack. He's got the speed, the stomach space, and the high motabolism to put down the blob

Although, I still don't really know how much Blob can eat, so I'm not entirely sure Goku can win.
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