Match 11042 Mario vs. Test Character Zero

[Nesh]

Mario was genuinely terrified as he approached Peach’s Castle. A quiet hush had fallen over the Mushroom Kingdom as of late because of events surrounding the castle. Thankfully Bowser hadn’t taken over or anything of the sort, but Mario almost wished the Koopa King had taken over. For what he was about to face was much worse.

Princess Peach’s mother, Queen violet had returned to the Mushroom Kingdom after an exceedingly long diplomatic venture. The Toads were in a frenzy trying to please her and make her comfortable and Peach hadn’t left the castle since her mother had returned. While the Italian plumber admitted to himself that being locked in a castle wasn’t anything new for the princess it still worried him.

 

What worried him even more was that the queen had requested that he come meet her in person. What could Queen Violet possibly want with him? To thank him for all the times he saved her Kingdom while she was gone? It would be nice to get something more than a cake as a reward. Mario paled as he considered the other option: that someone had told the queen about his relationship with Peach. He had no idea how that would go over as he knew nothing of the queen. Of course he’d saved Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom like twenty times already and that had to count for something right?

 

Finally Mario made it to the throne room and knelt in proper respect. Queen Violet looked much like her daughter, only about twenty years older. If Peach was going to age that gracefully Mario considered himself a lucky man. However Queen Violet’s air was much more like Bower’s than Princess Peach’s. The queen exuded authority and power and seemed far less gentle than the princess he loved, not in the least because of the rather large and nasty looking battle axe strapped to her back. That definitely made Mario nervous.

 

“So you’re the famous Mario?” Queen Violet asked.

 

“Yes, Your Majesty, you wanted to see me?” the plumber asked.

 

“Yes, I’m ordering you to get out of the Mushroom Kingdom or perish.” The queen said.

 

“What, why?” Mario was so shocked by this that he stood up from his respectful kneel.

 

“I know about your relationship with my daughter Mario and I do not approve. I feel you are unsafe and a bad influence on my Peach.” she explained.

 

“Unsafe, do you know how many times I’ve saved Peach from Bowser and other maniacs while you’ve been gone?” Mario growled.

 

“Admirable deeds, I admit,” Queen Violet conceded, “but my daughter has been kidnapped nearly as many times as she has been saved while under your protection. You are not effective as deterrent Mario and therefore I must inform you that your services are no long required in the Mushroom Kingdom and insist that you leave my domain at once.”

 

“Peach won’t like that, think of your daughter’s feelings Your Majesty.” Mario protested.

 

“My daughter will understand I am doing what is best for her by sending you away Mario. I will take her protection into my own hands. Quite frankly I find the circumstances surrounding you and Peach to be quite suspicious. She gets kidnapped, you a lowly plumber save her and she falls in love with you. I must consider the possibility that you are simply a gold digger taking advantage of a young girl and that you had something to do with arranging Peach’s kidnappings with Bowser and her other captures.” Queen Violet told him. Mario couldn’t believe his ears. To think the queen would actually imply that he had something to do with Peach’s numerous kidnappings…

 

“I love Peach and would never want to see her harmed!” he snapped, his fists clenching in rage. He almost wanted to stomp on this woman’s spine like he would a Koopa shell.

 

“Then you must convince me with your words that you truly love my daughter Mario, not violence,” the queen said reading his hostile intent, “but know that if you do not I will have you executed for making threatening gestures toward me as is my full right within the law.”

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Mario

Read more about Mario at Wikipedia

Official Site: Nintendo Links: Wiki Entry Super Mario Brothers HQ Super Mario 128 central

 

Test Character Zero

Official Site: Nobody Links: Site Three Site Two Site One

 

 

[Nesh]

My first match in a long while. Just a short one but it feels good to write one again.

[Z451]

Hmm Mario might be able to pull this off, but he was never really a monologue kind of guy. Anyway, good work Nesh.

[Guest sergeTestAccount]

That's a good read. Poor test character zero... Look at all those losses on his character sheet

[Guest potterpuppetpals]

I'm pretty sure Queen Violet is made up, so how are we supposed to know her strengths and weaknesses?

[Guest sirmethos]

If you actually read the setup, you would know that we have no need to know her strengths and weaknesses, it's not a fight.

[Nesh]

If you actually read the setup, you would know that we have no need to know her strengths and weaknesses, it's not a fight.

It's really sad because now that marches are integrated with the forums and the set-ip is the first post, there's know excuse for their post excpt poor reading xomprehension.

[Z451]

It's really sad because now that marches are integrated with the forums and the set-ip is the first post, there's know excuse for their post excpt poor reading xomprehension.

I agree with you 100% Nesh, it doesn't take an extraneous effort to read a few paragraphs.

[DSkillz]

Good set-up, Nesh.

 

Mario has never really done that much speaking in his video games, so I'll have to go by how he conversed in the cartoons in the '80s (R.I.P. Lou Albano ) and '90s. Judging by that, I think he can turn Queen Violet around, as he's shown to be pretty good at diplomacy in the 'toons.

[Guest potterpuppetpals]

Okay okay sorry I didn't read it right.