JohnnyChany Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 After being left for dead by the satellite, John Nada was found by humans trying to make sense of all the aliens suddenly appearing around them. He was taken and eventually nursed back to health. While Nada was out of commission, the human race had successfully taken back their planet from the alien invaders. They sent their would be conquerors fleeing to wherever they came from. At last, things appeared to be returning to normal. One day, John Nada walked the streets of Los Angeles still a little uncertain if he could really trust everything he was seeing. Part of him wished he still had his sunglasses with the Hofmann lenses just to be sure. “I just need to relax. I guess it really is over,” he muttered to himself. A man shouted from behind him. Nada spun on his heel and assumed a defensive position. As the bald bearded man in overalls got closer to him, his ramblings became more clear. “Piper!! Piper!! I’ve got a bone to pick with youuuu!” Groundskeeper Willie announced. “Who is Piper?” replied Nada. “You think I wouldn’t recognize you. I would recognize your face anywhere. It’s a face that is an embarrassment to his country and his people,” said Willie. “What the hell are you talking about?” Nada demanded. “How could you not beat that pansy Hulk Hogan and win the championship belt? All of Scotland was pulling for you, and you let us down,” Willie answered. “I don’t know who you think I am, but it is obvious the recent alien activity has fried your brain. Maybe experimented on you as well? Is that why you look the way you do?” Nada asked. Willie looked at himself. “What is wrong with the way I look? The only experimenting I’ve done lately is adding Red Bull to my whiskey. I haven’t slept in three days and I don’t even know how I got here from Springfield.” “Well that’s lovely. I will be on my way now.” Nada attempted to pass by Willie, but Willie blocked his path. “You can’t leave. We still have unfinished business here, Roddy!” Frustration seeped through Nada. “Get out of my way before you get yourself hurt, you yellow skinned four fingered freak!” “I’ve got your freak right here, laddie!” Willie clinched his fists and let out a manly scream. His clothes ripped and revealed his sculpted physique. “Now, let me show you how a real Scot is supposed to fight!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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