Match 11065 Rupert Giles and Cordelia Chase vs. Clark Kent (Smallville)

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[Guest Redemption X]

(this match combines the Buffy episode "The Wish" with the Smallville episode "Thirst". You know, just so you know at which point in time these characters are)

 

Buffy Sanders and her sorority of vampires just turned Lana Lang into a vampire.

 

"Do we really have to kill Clark? Isn't there anything else we can do? Like, convert him...into one of us?" says Lana

 

"We are a sorority, not a fraternity." says Buffy

 

"But, you don't understand..." says Lana

 

Suddenly, Vampire Willow Rosenberg and Vampire Xander Harris appears from the shadows.

 

"No, it's YOU who don't understand." says Xander

 

"The Master must be pleased. Only shedding the blood of a Kent will allow him to complete the irual that will grant safe passage to an army of demons big enough to conquer the universe!" says Willow

 

"Demons? Master? What the hell are you talking about?" says Lana, confused.

 

"As a demon I used to know used to say, it's time for backstory! You see, my real name isn't Buffy Sanders." says Buffy

 

"It isn't?" says Lana

 

"No. My real last name is Summers. I'm Buffy Summers. I was once like you, carefree and cheerful. I used to live in Los Angeles. One night, I got a call from this weird old guy called Merrick. He said he wanted to meet me at the local cementery, that he said something important to say. I was going thought a bit of a goth phase back then, so I decided to go. However, before I could meet this Merrick guy, I was attacked by the Master. The Master bit me, but he didn't kill me. Instead, he made me drink his blood. He turned me into a vampire. From that day on, I abandoned my former life and dedicated myself to serve the Master and his cause. That's when I changed my last name from Summers to Sanders. This sorority is just the tip of the iceberg, we are building an army here." says Buffy

 

"You can't back down, now Lana. You agreed to this, you came to us. You should have thought about this sooner if you didn't want to accept your new responsabilities. It's too late go back now." says Willow

 

"I...I guess I don't have a choice." says Lana

 

"No, you don't." says Xander

 

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"Giles, it's all my fault! I made this stupid wish, and that's why things are the way the way they are! It wasn't supposed to be like this, it was better! Willow was just a regular geeky girl, Xander was a cool human guy, Buffy was a Slayer and you were her Watcher!" says Cordelia Chase

 

"What are you talking about? Who is this Buffy? And how do you know that I'm a Watcher?" says Rupert Giles

 

"Please, Giles, you have to believe me! It's my fault, it's all my fault! If we find Buffy, we can make this better! If we find Buffy, we can fix this, we can fix all of this!" says Cordelia

 

"A normal man wouldn't believe you. A normal man would say your story is too farfetched. But I'm not a normal man. I've seen far too many bizarre things in my lifetime to be disbelieving of this. I believe you." says Giles

 

"Thank you! Tank you so much!" says Cordelia

 

"Now does this...'Buffy' have a last name?" says Giles

 

"Summers! Buffy Summers!" says Cordelia

 

"According to my research, Buffy Summers is residing in Metropolis, Kansas, where she opened a sorority in the local university." says Giles

 

"Then, we have to go to Metropolis, and we have to go right now!" says Cordelia

 

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"No more games, Lex. If you know anything about what's going on, tell me now." says Clark Kent

 

"Several years ago, a man called Heinrich Joseph Nest was trapped in a cave outside Smallville for several days." says Lex Luthor

 

"Yeah, I read the newspaper article." says Clark

 

"There are certain factors that didn't make it into the press." says Lex

 

"Like what?" says Clark

 

"Luthorcorp aided in his rescue. After he was transported to the hospital, the site was discovered to possess unusual characteristics." says Lex

 

"Qui dancing around. What did they find?" says Clark

 

"Meteor rocks. They had soaked into the water table, creating infected stalactites, which in turn infected the closest animal on the are...vampire bats." says Lex

 

"So, we are dealing with vampires." says Clark

 

"There's nothing mystical about this, Clark. It's just a very unusual disease. One of the Luthorcorp researchers was accidentally bitten and quickly developed unusual strength, aversion to bright light, and adaptive canine teeth. And there's more." says Lex

 

"There is?" says Clark

 

"After he was infected, Nest was driven to insanity. He carved an entire delusion out of scratch. He deluded himself into thinkng that he was from the 12th century, that his deformed physical features caused by his disease were a gift from something he called the 'Seed of Wonder'. He started ranting about people he never met: Darla, Angelus, Yuki Makimura. And that's not the end of it." says Lex

 

"There's more?" says Clark

 

"His insanity led him to believe that vampires were created when a race of demons he calls the 'Old Ones' mixed their blood with that of a human. He deluded into thinking demons are real, that they come out of portals called 'Hellmouths', and that it was his fate to control them so he could rule the world. Now, he shares this delusion with everyone he infects, like some sort of cult." says Lex

 

"Why didn't Luthorcorp do anything about this?" says Clark

 

"We did. We set up a special task force dedicated to hunting down and exterminating these 'vampires'. However, we made the mistake of using meteor rocks to enhance their abilities. The females of the task force gained superhuman strength, durability, enhanced senses and a form of precognition, while the males of the task force gained powerful reality-warping abilities. However, the exposure to the meteor rocks caused THEM to go insane as well. The females deluded themselves into thinking their are holy warriors called 'Slayers', and that their powers come from a race of magical beings called 'Shadow Men'. The males deluded themselves into thinking that their reality-warping abilties were magical powers, that they were called 'Watchers' and that it was their duty to protect the 'Slayers'. After that, we lost contact with them." says Lex

 

"And once again, I have to clean up Luthorcorp's mess. I'm gonna go find Lana before it's too late." says Clark

 

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That night, Cordelia and Giles enter Metropolis University and find the sorority house. However, before they can do anything, Clark enters the room.

 

"Buffy...what did they do to you?" says Cordelia

 

"Lana...no..." says Clark

 

"Well, well, it seems the gang's all here. We get to finish the ritual AND I get to finish the job I started back at Sunnydale. Lana, kill them all!" says Willow

 

Cordelia turns to Giles.

 

"Giles, what are we gonna do now?" says Cordelia

 

"We have to kill this 'Lana'. That will provide us with enough time for me to cast a spell to summon your wish-granting demon back." says Giles

 

As Giles and Cordelia move in to kill Lana, Clark stands in front of them.

 

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" says Clark

 

"Look, demon or whatever, we have no time to explain! We have to kill this girl so we can complete a ritual that will fix this world!" says Giles

 

"You are calling me a 'demon'? Let me guess: you are one of those 'Watchers', right?" says Clark

 

"As a matter of fact, I am." says Giles

 

"And the girl next to you, is she a 'Slayer'?" says Clark

 

"No, but Buffy is! Or at least, she was..." says Cordelia

 

"Look, I have no time for dealing with you Luthorcorp cronies. I happen to have a cure for this, so you can run back and tell Lionel that Clark took care of this for him!" says Clark

 

"What's a Luthorcorp? Who's Lionel?" says Giles

 

"And you can't 'cure' vampires! That's why we have to kill her!" says Cordelia

 

"BACK DOWN. RIGHT NOW." says Clark with a piercieing stare

 

"Not until reality is fixed! This universe has to be undone!" says Cordelia

 

"Oh, so you think reality needs to be fixed now? Look, I don't care about your delusion, but LEAVE LANA ALONE!" says Clark

 

"WE WON'T!" says Giles

 

Thus, a fight breaks out...

 

So, vote for Cordy and Giles if they manage to either fight off Clark, convince him that they are not insane, or at least distract him enough so they can kill Lana. Vote for Clark if he either fights off Cordy and Giles, convince them that's he's right, or distract them long enough to deliver the cure to Lana, Buffy, Willow, Xander and the rest of the vampires.