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Match 11123 Beast vs. The Fisherman


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Beast was attending a fishing convention,

he was talking to a man named Ben.

Beast' it is nice to meet you, my name is Hank Mcoy

Ben' yeah, nice to meet you.

Beast' must be that guy who works at the hotel,

Ben' yeah that's right, i used to anyway.

Beast' what brings you to the fishing convention?

Ben' well, my hand got cut off by by a couple of stupid teenagers.

they call me the fisher man because,

i replaced my hand with a fishing hook and i kill people.

Beast' WHAT?!

Ben' yeah that's right.

random person #1' gasp!

call the police!

Ben' if you call the police,

YOU WILL DIE!

Beast' if the police can't come,

i will handle you myself.

Ben' you're dead Beast.

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I lol'ed at the setup and the comment. Both are really funny.

Heh.

 

Beast shouldn't have too much trouble with this guy... Well, I guess he might be hard to put down if this is that awful third entry in the series, that made him into an unkillable entity like Jason.

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Sorry, I just find it hilarious that these two randomly meet at a fishing convention, Beast suddenly got telepathy or somehow knows this guy, and then he's like "Yeah, I kill people. But don't tell anyone or I'll kill you!"

 

What a genius, saying that in public.

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