Match 11146 Kenji Harima vs. Pit

[Guest Shockwave]

Previously on Pit and Samus’ adventures through the multi-verse: Pit was running around Danville looking to create a diversion from Phineas and Ferb’s older sister Candace so that they can get home after Gannon and Bowser sent them crashing into another dimension.

 

“I TAKE IT ALL BACK! EVEN HARUHI WASN’T THIS BAD!!!” the captain of the Goddess of Light’s army shouted as he ran, ducked, slid and jumped over people from all over the place.

 

“I will catch you and show you to my mom that Phineas and Ferb are up to no good!” Candace shouted the closest to the angel.

 

It had been a bad call from the beginning, but an angel was more likely to get attention in this town compared to a robotic suit. It wasn’t his choice to make to begin with. Begin the only one able to understand animals, was really the only choice to get their attention.

 

“I swear Samus, you’re rage will never match mine if I have to grant some messed up wish!” Pit shouted once more as he took a sharp turn around a corner and flew into the sky.

 

He laid still for a few minutes and keeping himself hidden by lying flat on rooftops, the angel finally made a case to start towards his unfortunate dimensional traveling companion, and he knew he was going to hate this.

 

‘She’ll never let me know the end of this…’ Pit thought to himself dropping back to the street.

 

Only he landed in front of a massive mob of people.

 

“Oh Paluentia…NO!” Pit shouted as he ran as fast as his legs would carry him before they had a chance to recover and give chase.

 

The capital of the place was the first place the captain ran to in order to get away from everyone. After a few minutes of hiding around, he flew as high as he could and went into a glide towards his ticket home.

 

Meanwhile, at the home of the world’s quickest creators…

 

“Behold, a new multi-verse portal generator!” Phineas shouted as he motioned to the portal that appeared next to him.

 

“I gotta say…that’s…impressive. Took us three months to get one portal to work for us,” Samus admitted standing with her arms crossed.

 

“That’s nothing, once they made a PX-7 stadium from scratch,” a little India boy said looking proudly.

 

‘Do these kids all have a link to McGuver or something cause seriously…damn,’ Samus thought to herself looking at the sky for a sign of her partner.

 

“SAMUS!” a voice shouted as a figure clouded the Sun from view.

 

Considering that everyone was already working on making the jump back to the Smash verse, but the generator was starting to short out due to a lack of power supply and the sudden appearance of a certain creature from the sky increasing tension.

 

“Icarus?” Samus asked herself looking as the angel descended in front of her.

 

“We need to go, NOW!” he shouted pulling her by the arm towards the portal.

 

“Wow, that’s amazing!” Buford said looking at the angel’s landing.

 

“Why do we have to go?” Samus asked looking at Pit.

 

“Because Giraffe girl is coming! And she’s crazy!” Pit shouted as he dragged into the portal.

 

As the two scuffled, Pit hit one of Samus’s bombs at the entrance of the portal to detonate as they leapt through. Agent P, the only person to know of the two’s powers and abilities, saw the danger and sent the bomb to just inside the portal with a simple push that blew it up from the inside.

 

Meanwhile, in a school in a land far away from Danville, but close in the universe…

 

It was the day of the school festival, and the students of class 2-C were trying to outshine everyone in their school. A bunch of students were in their costumes doing Tea rooms and Cafés but it was nothing compared to what the little Temma, and the brutish Harima were dreaming of.

 

‘Oh Karasuma… why are you so mysterious at times? What can I do to make you like me more? I KNOW! I’ll get a large amount of curry and fill the swimming pool while mixing it in for you!’ Temma thought to herself glancing out the window.

 

‘Temma…how can I make you my girl? You keep dreaming of that Karasuma jerk who doesn’t even know you exist. There has to be some way to make you see me as the man that can make you happy,’ Harmia thought to himself looking out the window.

 

Suddenly, a robotic human and an angel fell from the sky and landed hard in the middle of the courtyard. A crater was left in three feet from either side of the impact. No one knew that they would get up and start fighting in the middle of it all.

 

“YOU TRIGGERED THEM THAT SENT US HERE!”

 

“WELL WHO’S THE FREAKING TRAVELLER HERE ME OR YOU?”

 

“WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?”

 

“WHO WEARS A FREAKING METAL SUIT WITH WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN A SUBURB?!”

 

“Umm.. excuse me…” Harima stated as the only man on the scene, Temma being freaked out by sudden impact.

 

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” The two turned and yelled at the High School student.

 

“Well, clearly you are from the Heavens sent to help me get the girl of my dreams,”

 

“NO!”

 

“Please help me!”

 

“NO!”

 

“Then I’ll make you help me get her!”

 

Can Pit escape Harima or will he get drafted into playing Cupid?

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Kenji Harima

Read more about Kenji Harima at Wikipedia

Official Site: Funimation Links: Wikipedia Myanimelist School Rumble Wiki

 

Pit

Read more about Pit at Wikipedia

Official Site: Super Smash Bros Official Site Links: Pit Wikipedia Kid Icarus Shrine Super Smash Bros Official Site

 

 

[Guest Shockwave]

Yeah. This is surprising. It came to me at work.

[DamagingRob]

That was great! Seeing as how just about everything Harima has tried has failed, I see this plan going awry too.