Match 11151 The DC Universe vs. Son Goku

[megarock58]

Okay, so a long long time ago, after Goku had destroyed Majin Buu...

 

Superman: "Hey, what's up Goku?"

 

Goku: "Oh, hey Superman..."

 

Superman: "What's wrong Goku? You seem kind of down."

 

Goku: "Yeah. It turns out my series has 'ended'. Even GT is done. I have no new adventures in the future..."

 

Superman: "Really?? Why?"

 

Goku: "I don't know." *shrugs* "My creator is out of ideas?"

 

Superman: "Sounds like you need a new writer."

 

Goku: "What? Someone other than Toriyama??!"

 

Superman: "Indeed. I know it probably sounds weird, but it's not that bad. I've been handled so many times by so many different people. Did you know my comic is like 70 years old or something?"

 

Goku: "Whoa! How do you keep from retelling the same stories and repeating the same stuff?"

 

Superman: "... Uhhh..."

 

Goku: "Ah. I see."

 

Superman: "... Well, it's not so bad. I mean, sure, it would be nice to break character and do something new, but my fans would never approve it."

 

Goku: "Eh. Well, I guess my situation isn't so bad. At least I'm not stuck fighting a bald guy for all eternity, am I right? Up high!" *sticks hand out for high five*

 

Superman: "Hey! I take great offense to that!"

 

Goku: "What? You don't like high fives?"

 

Superman: "Okay, that's it monkey man! I may be stuck doing the same thing every month, but at least my live action movies don't suck."

 

Goku: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME!"

 

*The two then start fighting*

- Meanwhile

 

Batman: "... Justice League, something terrible is going down right now."

 

Flash: "What is it Bats? Did Kesha release a new album? Did the world's oil supply get hijacked by bandits? Alien invasion?"

 

Batman: "Worse."

 

Green Lantern: *Gasp* "Worse than a Kesha album??"

 

Batman: "Yes. Our highly unstable and cartoonish friend, Goku, has begun a fight with Superman."

 

Wonder Woman: "By Hera, let us go to his side at once!"

 

Batman: "Not just yet Wonder Woman. For this mission we'll need help."

 

Flash: "Is Goku that strong? I mean, between the Justice League-..."

 

Martian Manhunter: "No. Batman is right. Goku has never lost a battle before. He's extremely fast and his ability to scream is second to none. I'll call the reserve League members now."

 

Batman: "No! That still isn't enough."

 

Wonder Woman: "Shall I call in my fellow Amazons?"

 

Green Lantern: "And the Corp as well?"

 

Batman: "No! No! We need more than that. I need everything in the DC Universe!"

 

Flash: "..."

 

Wonder Woman: "..."

 

Green Lantern: "... Wait, what?"

 

Batman: "Yes. I'll send a mass email with my Batmail App, and get everyone there."

 

Green Lantern: ".... No seriously, what?"

 

*And so, once massive email spam later*

 

Goku: "OH YEAH, WELL AT LEAST I NEVER MADE OUT WITH MY COUSIN!!"

 

Superman: "I'M AN AMERICAN ICON! WHATCHA GOT ON THAT???"

 

DC Universe: "HELLO GOKU."

 

Goku: "... Whoa."

 

Superman: "... Guys? What is this?"

 

Plastic Man: "It's us!"

 

Superman: "... Is-... Is that Darkseid? And Lois? And Steel? And Doomsday?"

 

Doomsday: "RRRAAAARRRR" <Yes, it is I, Doomsday. We are here to help Superman.>

 

Goku: "... Crap. credit goes to Marvel Man for setup

[Callisto]

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[Marvel Man]

... There is no set up. There is only instructions to post a set up, followed by the Cookie Monster. Am I suppose to write a set up? Is this what you want Cookie Monster?

 

Fine.

 

Okay, so a long long time ago, after Goku had destroyed Majin Buu...

 

Superman: "Hey, what's up Goku?"

 

Goku: "Oh, hey Superman..."

 

Superman: "What's wrong Goku? You seem kind of down."

 

Goku: "Yeah. It turns out my series has 'ended'. Even GT is done. I have no new adventures in the future..."

 

Superman: "Really?? Why?"

 

Goku: "I don't know." *shrugs* "My creator is out of ideas?"

 

Superman: "Sounds like you need a new writer."

 

Goku: "What? Someone other than Toriyama??!"

 

Superman: "Indeed. I know it probably sounds weird, but it's not that bad. I've been handled so many times by so many different people. Did you know my comic is like 70 years old or something?"

 

Goku: "Whoa! How do you keep from retelling the same stories and repeating the same stuff?"

 

Superman: "... Uhhh..."

 

Goku: "Ah. I see."

 

Superman: "... Well, it's not so bad. I mean, sure, it would be nice to break character and do something new, but my fans would never approve it."

 

Goku: "Eh. Well, I guess my situation isn't so bad. At least I'm not stuck fighting a bald guy for all eternity, am I right? Up high!" *sticks hand out for high five*

 

Superman: "Hey! I take great offense to that!"

 

Goku: "What? You don't like high fives?"

 

Superman: "Okay, that's it monkey man! I may be stuck doing the same thing every month, but at least my live action movies don't suck."

 

Goku: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME!"

 

*The two then start fighting*

- Meanwhile

 

Batman: "... Justice League, something terrible is going down right now."

 

Flash: "What is it Bats? Did Kesha release a new album? Did the world's oil supply get hijacked by bandits? Alien invasion?"

 

Batman: "Worse."

 

Green Lantern: *Gasp* "Worse than a Kesha album??"

 

Batman: "Yes. Our highly unstable and cartoonish friend, Goku, has begun a fight with Superman."

 

Wonder Woman: "By Hera, let us go to his side at once!"

 

Batman: "Not just yet Wonder Woman. For this mission we'll need help."

 

Flash: "Is Goku that strong? I mean, between the Justice League-..."

 

Martian Manhunter: "No. Batman is right. Goku has never lost a battle before. He's extremely fast and his ability to scream is second to none. I'll call the reserve League members now."

 

Batman: "No! That still isn't enough."

 

Wonder Woman: "Shall I call in my fellow Amazons?"

 

Green Lantern: "And the Corp as well?"

 

Batman: "No! No! We need more than that. I need everything in the DC Universe!"

 

Flash: "..."

 

Wonder Woman: "..."

 

Green Lantern: "... Wait, what?"

 

Batman: "Yes. I'll send a mass email with my Batmail App, and get everyone there."

 

Green Lantern: ".... No seriously, what?"

 

*And so, once massive email spam later*

 

Goku: "OH YEAH, WELL AT LEAST I NEVER MADE OUT WITH MY COUSIN!!"

 

Superman: "I'M AN AMERICAN ICON! WHATCHA GOT ON THAT???"

 

DC Universe: "HELLO GOKU."

 

Goku: "... Whoa."

 

Superman: "... Guys? What is this?"

 

Plastic Man: "It's us!"

 

Superman: "... Is-... Is that Darkseid? And Lois? And Steel? And Doomsday?"

 

Doomsday: "RRRAAAARRRR" <Yes, it is I, Doomsday. We are here to help Superman.>

 

Goku: "... Crap."

 

FIGHT!

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[DSkillz]

Heh, heh, I see you're starting to stretch your writing muscles some, Marvel Man.

 

Still, I think megarock encountered that matchmaking issue I was telling you about.

 

Though he's managed to find his way around that in his other matches...

[Marvel Man]

Haha. Thanks DS. I'm trying to get back into my old semi-comic routine. I've been stuck in the real world too long.

[patrickthekid]

Welcome back into the fold Marvel Man. Show'em how it's done.

[C.T.]

You want Marvel Man to show them how to be lazy and procrastinate?

[Guest Pympy]

It's been a while since i read your set ups, an honestly you write better than most here including myself

 

Mexico for the next World Cup haha

[Marvel Man]

It's been a while since i read your set ups, an honestly you write better than most here including myself

Mexico for the next World Cup haha

Haha. Mex! Man, I'm glad to see you're still hanging around. I'm gonna try to write matches again, but I hope you plan on doing those too.

 

Welcome back into the fold Marvel Man. Show'em how it's done.

Heh. Thanks. It feels good to be back. And don't worry. I shall show these people that Marvel is stil the superior comic book company!

 

You want Marvel Man to show them how to be lazy and procrastinate?

Haha. I missed you too Nova. And I'm willing to help these new guys in any way that I can. I mean, you don't get to my level of procrastination without hard work. You know how many times I've been tempted to do something productive??

[Marvel Man]

*Thumbs Up*

 

I appreciate the credit, but I hope to see you writing your own set ups in the future. Best of luck fellow CBUBer!

[Guest The Lord Dragon Reborn]

......and now we know how Goku died.

[Guest Guest]

This fight is right up Goku's alley.

 

In case you missed it, Goku's super power is the "I win" card. Doesn't matter who it is. He'll probably die a few times, use some wishes or something, then he'll drop a spirit bomb that kills everyone. Or he's just given permission to return to earth after dying to continue the fight.

 

And we are talking about Goku after GT? A guy who gets stronger with every fight? He just fought cosmic dragons, and imagine how much more powerful he'll become after taken a beatdown from Superman or Doomsday. They might kill him (again) but he would convince King Yemma to send him back (again) more powerful than ever (again).

 

It's Goku! If he could lose he wouldn't be Goku. Any other character has a fatal flaw that may allow them to be beaten, but that's part of Goku's schtick- no matter how silly his flaws, they don't cause him to lose. Don't blame me, I didn't write him.

[C.T.]

Wrong. Considering this is the entire DC universe, several hundred people here can own Goku without even trying. As in, wipe him right out of existence. Doesn't matter how much I win cards or dragon balls he has.

[Guest Greysen93]

Yeah, that is true.