Guest Redemption X Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Redemption X Enter your Set-Up for the match here. This is your post - it belongs to you - and you may use the EDIT function at any time in the future to update this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Learn More AboutThe MaskRead more about The Mask at WikipediaOfficial Site: Darkhorse Comics Links: Wikipedia (Movie) Wikipedia (Comic) Sequart Research and Literacy Akiha TohnoRead more about Akiha Tohno at WikipediaOfficial Site: TYPE MOON Links: Wikipedia TYPE MOON wiki animelist.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redemption X Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 MISAKI TOWN Shiki Tohno and Satsuki stand around in the Tohno Mansion "Shiki, you baka! How come you haven't got Akiha back? Life here is boring without Akiha! Who are we supposed to torture? Who are we supposed to mock? Who are we supposed to use as guinea pig for Kohaku's experiment?" says Satsuki "Look, I tried, OK? It's easier said than done! You have no idea how the Touhous are!" says Satsuki "What, their magical powers? Their ability to go "bullet hell" on you? Suika's ability to grow to giant size? That shouldn't be a problem to you!" says Satsuki "It's not that..." says Shiki "Then, what is it?" says Satsuki "It's just that...they are too wacky for me to handle! They are too goofy, too silly, too slapsticky! It's like a superpower they have, where they only obey the rules of comedy, they..." says Shiki "They have the Toon Force." says Satsuki "The what?" says Shiki "The Toon Force. The Touhous have the Toon Force, is that it?" says Satsuki "Yeah, I...I guess so." says Shiki "I have the perfect counter for that." says Satsuki as she reaches into a drawer and pulls out a wooden mask "What is this?" says Shiki "It's the Mask of Loki. I got it from an antique store. It holds the essence of Loki, so it grants reality-wearping powers dictacted by the laws of cartoon physics on whoever wears it. Just wear it, and go get Akiha back already!" says Satsuki as she gives Shiki the Mask of Loki and leaves the room. Shiki looks at the Mask of Loki, mystified. The Mask of Loki shines and sparkles. "Ok...here it goes..." says Shiki Shiki puts the Mask of Loki on, and the mask starts covering his whole face. Thunder and lightning beckon as Shiki starts spinning like a tornado. As the thunder and lightning fade, Shiki stops spinning, having fully become The Mask. "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKING! Let's have a little family reunion! It's time for our little sis to clich her heels three times and say, 'there no place like home'! SOMEBODY STOP ME!" says the Mask as he spins his way out of the room... ------------------------------- GENSYOKO The Mask rings the bell of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and Suika Ibuki answers the door "Yes?" says Suika Ibuki The Mask morphs into a door-to-door salesman "Hello, fine horned loli! Are you interested in buying one of these fine vacuums from Hoover Shitake! They clean the floors, clean the house, neuter your dogs, do your homework and shut the kids up for two hours!" says the Mask "I'm sorry, but Patchouli told me never to buy things from strange green men! Unless you sell sake, and you clearly don't! Goodbye!" says Suika as she slams the door in the Mask "How wude!" says the Mask as he morphs into Jar Jar Binks "It's time to storm this castle! TALLY HO!" says the Mask as he morphs into a knight and pulls a battering ram. The Mask smashes the battering ram into the door, ramming his way inside the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "What the hell is going on?" says Patchouli Knowledge as she enters the room, alerted by the noise "Have you seen THIS girl?" says the Mask as he morphs into the T-1000 and holds a picture of Akiha Tohno right in front of Patchouli's face "What do you want with Akiha, you strange green youkai?" says Patchouli "Oh, there she is! Never mind!" says the Msk as he spots Akiha in another part of the Scarlet Devil Mansion The Masks spins right to where Akiha is "Just the person I was looking for! There's no escaping from this mean old dog!" says the Mask as he morphs into Dog the Bounty Hunter "Who the hell are you? How did you get in here?" says Akiha "Oh come on, Akiha! Is that any way to talk to your brother?" says the Mask "Shi...Shiki? Is that you?" says Akiha "I'm the new and improved Shiki! I have certainly changed, for the better, I must say!" says the Mask as he morphs into Evil Martin from "Secret of Nimh 2" "What happened to you? Did Kohaku do this to you?" says Akiha "I'm afraid that answer is incorrect!" says the Mask as he turns into Regis Philbin "Now, sis, how about you drop these crazy magical lolis and go back to the Tohno Mansion so we can have a REAL good time?" says the Mask "So, this is another way for you to drag me back into the Tohno Mansion? Is that it?" says Akiha "PRECISELY!" says the Mask as he morphs into one of the rats from "Ratatoing" "Well, I'm not going back! I like Gensyoko, I like living with the Tohous! They are sweet, gentle and friendly! They treat me with love and affection, unlike you! You and Satsuki mocked me and humiliated me when Kohaku made to grow to giant size! YOU PEEKED UP MY SKIRT, YOU PERVERT! I'll never forget that! If you want me back, you'll have to drag me back! and I'm not going down without a fight!" says Akiha "Well, in that case, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!" says the Mask as he morphs into a WWE announcer So, who wins this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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