Guest El Wookiee Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Knock knock "Penny" knock knock "Penny" knock knock "Penny""What Sheldon?""May I borrow $1.12 please?""Sure thing." Penny said as she got her purse. "What do you need it for?""It's the amount I'm short for achieving my funding goal of 3.4 trillion dollars," Sheldon responded in a matter of fact voice.Penny didn't really want to ask, but she knew she was in too deep to not question him. "Sweetie, what on Earth could you possibly need that kind of money for?""It is my intention to build a holodeck and than make a programmable virtual reality Wesley Crusher and use him as my own personal whipping boy," Sheldon answered keeping his tone the same. "Oh, right. A holodeck. That's one of those Halo things, right?"Sheldon scoffed. "No! Dear Lord, Penny, it's like you never listen to any of the important things I try to teach you sometimes."Penny let his comment go and handed Sheldon 2 dollars. "Here you go sweetie, good luck with your, I don't know, Star Wars thingy?"Sheldon looked at the 2 dollars in his hand and now was confused. "But this is too much money. I only needed $1.12. Why, I could almost repay you in full with the amount of change I'll now need to give you." Penny finally slammed the door in Sheldon's face. "It's poorly thought out decisions like this that cause you the finical dire straits that often befall you!" Sheldon continued though the door.A few weeks later Sheldon had finished his Holodeck, and was ready to test run it. "Computer, run program Crusher's Demise 1." Like magic the image of Wesley Crusher appeared. "Oh, Wesley. How I will not mourn for you after you taste the unadulterated fury of my Bat'leth!" Sheldon then swung his toy Bat'leth at the unmoving hologram of Wesley, cutting it down. "Program Crusher's Demise complete. Would you like to replay this program?" asked the computer.“HISlaH!" (Klingon for "yes") said Sheldon.It was a couple of days later when Leonard began to worry that maybe his friend had gone crazy with his new holodeck. So he entered it to check on him and found Sheldon still swinging his model weapon at a still unmoving Wesley. "Sheldon, buddy?" Lenard asked in a nasally voice. "Don't you think you should maybe take a break?""Oh my, no! I've found this whole experience quite exhilarating! In fact I intend to have coitous with his severed skull on the next round!" Leonard moved on. "Wait, you hate Wil Wheaton. Why are you attacking just his character on the show and not Wil himself?""Lenard, I'm a fan boy. Don't try to use reason or common sense on one of my rants.""He's still not moving. You could have gotten the same thing from a cardboard cut out," Lenard added. "It would be irresponsible of me to fight an opponent with the holodeck's safeties still inactive, don't you think? I swear Leonard, sometimes I think you cognitive abilities have been affected by your relationship with Penny, as if stupidity is soon kind of unspoken venereal disease.""The safeties are turned off! You could get hurt. Wait, this is you. You WILL get hurt! Sheldon, what were you thinking?" "Authenticity.""Authenticity?! Sheldon, you're carrying a plastic hollow Bat'leth! How is this authentic?"As the two roommates continued to go back and forth, the inevitable holodeck malfunction occurred. Sheldon would not notice that his creation had come to life, with the 'white hot testosterone powered fury and danger'* that is Wesley Crusher.*sarcasm.When Lenard left the holodeck Sheldon went back to his virtual reality Wesley. "Computer, continue with Program Crusher's Demise 1".The computer responded "Program is no longer available. Running Program Crusher's Demise 2""Wait! What!? 2?!?!"Just then Wesley lunged at Sheldon and slapped the Bat'leth out of his hands. And then with a weak "ugh" he slapped Sheldon on the top of his head. Sheldon reacted, by clumsily slapping back at Wesley, and Wesley slapped back at Sheldon.Sheldon then turned his head away from Wesley and rapidly slapped at him with both hands this time. And Wesley responded the same way. So there they were, both men not looking at the other and randomly swinging their hand at each other.Much like the Highlander, there can only be one in the Silly Slap Fight of the Century.　　　　　　　　　　 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Learn More AboutSheldon CooperRead more about Sheldon Cooper at WikipediaOfficial Site: CBS Links: Wikipedia Big Bang Theory Wiki Sheldon Fanlisting Wesley CrusherRead more about Wesley Crusher at WikipediaOfficial Site: Paramount Television Links: Wesley StarTrek.com page StarTrek.com Wesley Wikipedia page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenaryblade Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Haha. Funny set up. I say the most hated Startrek character will win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest badpierce Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 It depends on what age wes is. If he is a grown man in starfleet then he should win this slapfest. Great match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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