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Match 11281 Akiha Tohno vs. Douchey McNitpick


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Akiha Tohno: And that concludes my "Pokemon" review! Tune in next time, when-

 

*the feed gets interrupted, and Douchey McNitpick's face shows up on the screen*

 

Douchey McNitpick: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

 

Akiha Tohno: Oh great, you again. What do you want this time, Douchey?

 

Douchey McNitpick: You made a lot of *vulgarity*-ups in your "Pokemon" review, and I'm here to make you answer for them!

 

Akiha Tohno: What do you care? I thought you were a "Hunger Games" fan...

 

Douchey McNiptick: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I am Douchey McNitpick! I am a fanboy of every franchise that gets reviewed!

 

Akiha Tohno: And what "*vulgarity*-ups" do you think I made?

 

Douchey McNiptick: You said that the name "Aislin" isn't a common name in Pokemon Land, but it is! It totally is!

 

Akiha Tohno: Oh yeah? Name me one character named "Aislin" in Pokemon, just one!

 

Douchey McNitpick: The character in your review of course!

 

Akiha Tohno: Anyone else?

 

Douchey McNitpick: That should be enough!

 

Akiha Tohno: See, if there's only one person named "Aislin" in Pokemon, that proves my point that "Aislin" is not a common name in Pokemon Land, so-

 

Douchey McNitpick: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I say that Aislin is a common name in Pokemon Land, therefore Aislin is a common name in Pokemon Land!

 

Akiha Tohno: And who are you to-

 

Douchey McNitpick: My cousin's name is Aislin!

 

Akiha Tohno: So?

 

Douchey McNitpick: Do you hate my cousin, you cocksucker?

 

Akiha Tohno: No! I haven't even met your cousin, so-

 

Douchey McNitpick: My cousin is Irish! Do you have anything against the Irish, you racist pig?

 

Akiha Tohno: No! I have nothing against the Irish, they are wonderful people!

 

Douchey McNitpick. Then, I want an apology from you!

 

Akiha Tohno: An apology for what? Just because your cousin is named Aislin doesn't mean that Aislin is a common name in Pokemon Land! Just ask Doug!

 

Douchey McNitpick: Who the hell is Doug?

 

Akiha Tohno: Doug Walker! You know, the Nostalgia Critic? The guy you used to annoy before you started annoying us?

 

Douchey McNitpick. You must be really desperate, making up imaginary friends just to shut me up! I don't know any Doug Walker!

 

Akiha Tohno: OK, now you are doing it on purpose, just to piss me off!

 

Douchey McNitpick. Why don't you go back to masturbate to your porn magazines while I play Pokemon with the real men?

 

Akiha Tohno: *sigh* You are not going away, are you?

 

Douchey McNitpick: Not until I get an apology from you!

 

Akiha Tohno: Just *vulgarity*ing great....

 

So, can Akiha Tohnoi make Douchey McNitpick go away?

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