Match 11296 Loose Cannon vs. The Hulk

[RakaiThwei]

You owe us another Broken Tusk match.

 

I know I do. Problem is, I don't have much inspiration or have an idea on where the arc is going to go.

 

-Rakai'Thwei

[Guest L.I.C. (-Large In Charge-)]

Comments galore? Loose Cannon is an awful character. He's the prototype for Jeph Loeb's actual Hulk run, which should tell you something right there. The best thing you can say about the character is that he was lucky enough to be briefly associated with Tommy Monaghan.

 

Kudos for picking a seldom-used DC character from the 90's, but next time go for Jack Knight or Hitman or Thessaly or someone interesting.

 

I agree with you wholeheartly!

[Guest Square Pickle]

In an issue of Justice League Task Force Loose Cannon punched Martian Manhunter and J'onn went flying! I might be wrong but I don't think that Hulk could hit J'onn hard enougth to do that!

Oh yes he could.

[Guest potterpuppetpals]

"Give me some reasons in their abilities not their character."

 

Absolutely not. You've reduced The Hulk, (who has occasionally been a spectacular character to read about,) to a list of powers. This tells me you think the Hulk is ABOUT having superpowers- that the major themes and motifs of The Hulk are "Super Strength" and "Invulnerability."

I'm sorry, but I am incapable of seeing storytelling in those terms. Invariable, a "who could beat up who" speculation is only worthwhile to me if both characters are interesting to begin with.

 

I do think people should use more obscure characters, as you've done here, I just wish they'd use good (or at least interesting) ones. How many Sentry fights has the CBUB hosted? Compare that to the number of Kid Miracleman fights. Do you understand the difference?

I don't get it, why is everyone suddenly talking about Sentry and Kid Miracleman? This is Loose Cannon vs Hulk we're talking about.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

Loose Cannon: 3

The Hulk: 19

FPA: 1.8