Match 11316 Shao Kahn vs. Darth Vader

[Guest .Big Game James.]

Bare with my EF universe...it's a long one....there are two different set-ups

----I felt like writing a whole bunch i guess----

 

 

Once known as the trusted advisor of Onaga, Shao Kahn poisoned the Dragon King, grasping ahold of his kingdom. He wanted to lead the remaining troops of the Dragon King carrying out his original plans. Kahn had planned to add lesser realms to Outworld, through vanquishment, and the Mortal Kombat tournament itself. He immediately began putting his plans into action. His military was sent to conquer Edenia and merge it with Outworld. He was successful in his military taking the victory and Khan entrusted Tsung to make sure the 10th Mortal Kombat was won by Outworld, but was defeated by none other than Liu Kang in the end. He then exercised a loophole in the tournament after the defeat of his entrusted sorcerer. He was to battle the latest winners, being Earth-realm, to another tournament. This victory would be capable of leading him to still rule all of the existing realms as he had once visioned. He planned on luring the Earth-realmers to Outworld, and kill them. If they were wiped out then he would no longer have to worry about the trouble of them being victors of the tournament once again. He sent his militaries to destroy the Shoalin temple and eventually found himself in battle with Liu Kang. He was defeated, but was unwilling to accept it, once again calling upon his armies to kill the warriors of Earth-realm, but proceeded to be unsuccessful. A new plan had to be plotted. Shang Tsung was able to resurrect Queen Sindel in Earth-realm, and Kahn was able to cross realms to claim her. Kahn and Tsung followed through, and began to invade Earth-realm, merging it with Outworld. Nearly all of Earth-realm warriors souls were ripped from their bodies and were in Kahn's clutches. Kahn's day of fame had seem to be fulfilled. Unfortunately for Kahn, Raiden had saved the lives of a few of his own warriors of Earth-realm. Kahn's armies were sent to kill the remaining survivors but in the mist Kahn was confronted by Kung Lao. Kahn defeated Lao but was once again bested by Liu Kang. After the loss he recalled his extermination squad and fled back to Outworld turning Earth-realm back into its normal state. To make his defeat even worse, many of his followers abandoned him. Kitana had also managed to turn Sindel over to Earth-realms side, which enabled the restoration of Edenia as an independent realm. He accepted his loss but realized he needed a new plan...

 

Meanwhile....in a galaxy far far away.

 

Once known as the a great young Padawan of Obi Wan, Anakin Skywalker was once in love with the beautiful Padme. After her unfortunate death Anakin, sought to overthrow the Rebel Alliance. He began constructing the first ever Death Star, which is capable of destroying planets at will. Shortly after the start of their creation, Princess Leia transported Death Star schematics to the Rebel Alliance who were going to destroy it. Eventually finding out about her doings, Tarkin had planned to destroy Leia's home world in attempt to retrieve the location of the Rebel Base. She gave them false information disabling them to find the base whereabouts and her homeland was destroyed. Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker is told by Obi Wan that Darth Vader is a former Jedi who murdered and betrayed Luke's father and part of the The Galactic Empire. Luke then immediately seeks out the one they call Darth Vader along with Obi Wan, Han Solo, Chewbacca, R2-D2, and C-3PO, and in the process, help princess Leia escape the Death Star. The Death Star is destroyed as the team of heroes escape. The Empire then starts to build a new Death Star. Vader now has formed an Imperial Starfleet in pursuit of the rebels. At the same time telling the Rebels false information that their weapon systems are not operational in order to lure them into a trap, and bring Luke on board to turn him over to the dark side. By this time Luke has become the lieutenant commander of the Rebel Alliance. Vader then captures Leia, Han, Chewbacca, and C-3PO on Cloud City, to use them as bait to draw in Luke. After a light-saber duel between father and son Luke escapes with his life after his hand is cut-off by Vader. Before there next confrontation something very unorthodox happens....

 

Shinnok opens a very rare portal leading to a distant future dimension unheard of by any Earth-realmer or Outworlder. Shinnok explained it to Kahn as his ultimate destiny, if he is willing to travel there. He is told to seek Darth Vader. He must overthrow his power and redeem their technological ideas if he wanted to claim Earth-realm as his own. If Kahn is successful he will be returned safely back to their reality, enabling the the Death Star to be transported to Earths galaxy. Kahn bows to Shinnok and gathers up his re-built extermination squad to follow. He is instantly transported to the Death Star. Kahn and his squad see storm troops and the war quickly begins. In the mist of the battle Kahn takes out the legs of a Storm Trooper, taking off his helmet asking for Vaders whereabouts. The trooper tells him while in great pain and Kahn quickly flees to battle Vader. Unknown by Kahn, Vader is watching him on screen the whole time. Kahn arrives at the steel door and starts blasting it with his hammer. Suddenly it opens and in the distance Kahn sees a shadow. Its Vader! Vaders saber turns on and Kahn has his wrath hammer in one hand and his light spear in the other.

 

Vader: What do you want from me? And who are you?

 

Kahn: I am Shao Kahn. The Emperor of Outworld. And you must be Darth Vader?

 

Vader: Yes i am, and you have entered the Death Star uninvited!

 

Kahn: I have come for your advances in technology and your soul Vader. You will bow to me.

 

Vader: I find your lack of faith in the force disturbing Shao Kahn.

 

Kahn: You weak, pathetic fool. You must take my god-like strength, and black magic capabilities for a joke!! I will crush your skull and have you begging for mercy. (He gives out a ridicule of laughter)

 

Vader: You don't know the power of the dark side emperor, but soon, you will find out.

 

ROUND 1 FIGHT!

 

and...

 

**Set-Up #2**

 

Celebrity Death-Match Supreme-----PPV #4: Brain Bashing & Body Smashing -----

 

Denny Armstrong: Hello again folks and welcome back to Celebrity Death-Match Supreme PPV #4, "Brain Bashing and Body Smashing". I hope you enjoyed our last PPV "A** Whoopin & Alcohol". You can also go to our website at celebritydeathmatchsupreme.com. Watch all TV broadcasts and all PPV's right on the site. Also be sure to send in your weekly death-match requests and comment on our daily exhibition match. Today we had an exciting exhibition death-match that fans seemed to love after it received over 10,000 comments on our site. None other than "The Monster" Abyss vs. "The Big Red Machine" Kane. It was a weapons match for the history books.

 

Chester Belleworth: Hey everyone and it's a great day for drinking, I mean fighting. Sorry folks i'm drunk and lost 5,000 dollars gambling last night, but hey at least i still have my health right? (He throws up all over the desk) Anyways let's go to earlier today with a recap of our main event, where we witnessed Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan vs. Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar. It was another battle for the books of course. It was ended after Bill and Ted brought look-a-like Wayne and Garth robots from back stage to easily take the victory after a brutal beatdown. Let me tell you folks It was a nice Wild-Stallion win! We hope to see Bill and Ted back soon. Back to Denny.

 

Denny: Thanks Chester, and i'm sorry to hear about your gambling incident. May the force be with you next time. Speaking off the the force we have a special guest commentator with us this evening. Please welcome Darth Vader to the show. Hi Darth, How's the dark side been treating you lately?

 

Darth Vader: Good Denny. Real Good. I've really been hoping to have a match-up here soon though. It has been a long time since i have broke out the old light saber. I'm looking forward to a PPV bout or simply just an exhibition.

 

Denny: Alrighty sounds great, and thanks. I hope you have enjoyed the show so far.

 

Suddenly you see someone standing in the ring calling out Darth Vader.

 

Khan: You puny, pathetic loser. I've come for your soul Vader. (As he points at Vader in the booth)

 

Chester: Khan is calling you out Darth. He wants you to challenge him!!!!

 

Vader: If He wants a fight he will get one, but first i must polish my helmet. (He walks away from the booth starting to walk to his locker room)

 

Chester: It looks like we will have a surprise main event right here tonight folks. I had no idea we would see another main event. Before our main event we only have a couple more recaps. The night started with Beavis and Butt-head vs. Cartman ad Stan. After a messy bloodbath Beavis and Butt-head gained the upper-hand by pulling out there familiar secret weapons. Beavis used his fart-knocker gas to completely waste away Stan while Butt-head burped continuously making Cartman fall flat on his face. When Cartman and Stan were both on the ground for the count Beavis and Butt-head began spitting spit balls at the crowd, until they caught a glimpse of Gina. Man were they ever excited to see her. Denny over to you to wrap it up.

 

Denny: Next up Martian Manhunter took on Drax the Destroyer. It made my top 10 list folks. It was a classic Marvel vs. DC crossover. Unfortunately it was a rough day for Manhunter. Drax won the match by crunching Manhunter into a little ball and sending him across the universe. We won't see Martian for awhile, i can promise you that. Now onto Darth Vader vs. Shao Kahn. Star Wars vs. Mortal Kombat. The Lord of the Dark side vs. The Emperor of Outworld. I don't know about you people but it sends chills down my spine and puts goosebumps on my arms. I am ready for this amazing one on one battle. Now down to Gina Rose DeChamp for a short interview with Shao Kahn.

 

Gina: Hello ladies and gentleman, and thanks Denny and Chester. I'm here with Shao Khan, The Emperor of Outworld. So Khan what makes you believe you can hang with Vaders unbelievable skill and use of the force?

 

Kahn: Well, Gina. My ability has been challenged to its peak by many fighters and I have proven to overthrow even Earth-realm's greatest champions. My skill of black magic and ruthless brutality will show the Lord of the Dark side i am superior to his skill level. His soul will belong to me.

 

Gina: Ok thanks Kahn and good luck. Now over to Vader (Gina walks to Vaders locker room down the hall a ways) Gina: I'm here with the Lord of The Dark side, Darth Vader and has agreed to speak some words on the fight. Lord Vader how do you plan on winning this death-match against Khans superior use and knowledge of black magic, and brutal instincts?

 

Vader: Well Gina, i have hung with the greatest, and was taught by Jedi master, Obi Wan Kenobi. Kahn wishes he could outclass my abilities. The power of the force is unspeakable Gina. He will be bested.

 

Denny: Thanks Gina. Those were some harsh words from Khan and Vader both, and the match is ready to start. Here we go folks down to our announcer, George Brewer Jr who has taken on his vampire side again. We seen this before folks when George and Bruce Buffer fought as there alter ego's Bruce Buffer-carcass and George Biter-brewer and on our last PPV.

 

George: Hello ladies and gentleman! Tonight we have an exhibition match which is also our main event.

 

The arena lights go dark and green strobe lights begin to flash. The Techno Mortal Kombat Theme begins playing and fire rises from the ramp shooting flames high into the air as Khan makes his way to the ring with his war hammer in one hand (except the hammer is lime green and made of the same thing a light-saber is made of) The crowd boos!!!

 

George: Introducing first, standing 7' tall and weighing 400 pounds, The Emperor of Outworld, Shaaaaaoooo Khaaaaaannnnn!!!!!

 

The Star Wars Theme begins playing. The lights go pitch black again as red laser lights start moving throughout the stadium. The ramp then lights up with lasers along the ground leading down to the ring as they pulse red to black. When the song breaks down Vader makes his way to the ring with light saber in hand. The crowd boos as well.

 

George: And his opponent standing 6'2" weighing 290 pounds The Lord of the Dark side, Daaaaarrrrrth Vaaaaaaderrrrrrr!!!!..............And also introducing our referee for the night, Frankie "Count to 10" Samson. The lights turn to normal.

 

Suddenly you see Bruce Buffer-carcass, out of nowhere, sprint toward George and spear him right out of the ring.

 

Chester: Jeez! They just never stop fighting each other. They really really hate one another. Anyways let's get the show on the road!

 

Denny: Well death-match fans here we go. Vader and Khan, giving us a bloodbath that could last for countless hours. No one has even the slightest clue what is going to happen.

 

Khan and Vader meet in the center of the ring and stare at one another.

 

Khan: You weak pathetic fool, i will rip out your heart and feed your corpse to the worms. I have not only come for a victory but i have come for your soul.

 

Vader: You have underestimated the power of the force, emperor. Now you must be destroyed!!!

 

DING! DING! DING!

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Shao Kahn

Read more about Shao Kahn at Wikipedia

Official Site: Midway Links: Wikipedia TRMK MK online

 

Darth Vader

Read more about Darth Vader at Wikipedia

Official Site: Lucasfilm, LTD Links: Wikipedia: Darth Vader The Star Wars Wiki: Darth Vader Starwars.com: Darth Vader

 

 

[Guest Darxeth]

Actually, I'm going to read more about Shao Kahn before I post baseless dribble.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

good thinking lol.

[Guest Darxeth]

Heh. Now that I've done more research, I still think Darth Vader would win.

 

His force manipulation is quite powerful, not to mention his Light Saber is fairly deadly.

I think he can overwhelm Kahn.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

how about set-up? good/bad/so-so?

[Guest Square Pickle]

Im going with Khan. He's killed Raiden (a god) in Mortal Kombat before. Vader is powerful, but I wouldnt put him on Raiden's level. In a straight fight, Kahn owns Vader. Kahn has powers as well, and Im not so sure that slapping him around with the force will work as well as Vader thinks. I see Vader not being ready for Kahn's real power, an Kahn not giving Vader a chance to make the mistake twice. Kahn' hammer always seems to have a far greater impact than the lightsaber. At first glance, Vader seems the obvious choice. However when I truly imagin a battle between these two, it always ends with Kahn smashing Vades skull in. Kahn is just too aggressive and relentless, and from the begining Vader would be too cocky. Kahn would destroy him in the end.

[Guest Garland]

Actually, I'd probably put Raiden just barely at Vader's level.

[Guest Square Pickle]

But Kahn owns Raaiden when they fight. Raidens beaten him, but 9/10 Kahn whipes the floor with him. Plus, I dont see a scenerio where Vader beats Raiden.

[Guest Darxeth]

Decent set-up. You have several grammatical errors though. Also, Vader has precognition, so he'll know what to be prepared for.

[Guest Yabuturtle]

I figure Vader wins but just barely. I don't think Kahn is a match for Vader's force powers or lightsaber combat.

[leroypowell3]

Vader could win and probably should but like Sqaure Pickle said, he'd be too cocky and let Khan cut loose on him.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

Decent set-up. You have several grammatical errors though. Also, Vader has precognition, so he'll know what to be prepared for.

 

my bad everyone. thanks for the heads up.

[Guest bigballerju]

There is nothing Vader can do to Kahn to even remotely get a win here. People saying Kahn win don't know Kahn at all then. Kahn's power at 100% is above the Gods themselves which is why they fear him. Hell Kahn's magic 100% can screw with reality for god's sake, raise up armies, control people, destroy Gods, bring people back to the dead, and more.

 

What is Vader gone do? Force Choke? Kahn's magic is too powerful for that and he could probably do something similar to Vader. Force Lightening? Vader doesn't have it and if he did it wouldn't work similar to how Raiden's lightening is not even enough.

 

Lightsaber? Vader is not even remotely fast or powerful enough to kill Kahn with it.

 

The whole reason Mortal Kombat was put in place was to keep Kahn's power in check.

 

Vader gets slaughtered.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

There is nothing Vader can do to Kahn to even remotely get a win here. People saying Kahn win don't know Kahn at all then. Kahn's power at 100% is above the Gods themselves which is why they fear him. Hell Kahn's magic 100% can screw with reality for god's sake, raise up armies, control people, destroy Gods, bring people back to the dead, and more.

 

What is Vader gone do? Force Choke? Kahn's magic is too powerful for that and he could probably do something similar to Vader. Force Lightening? Vader doesn't have it and if he did it wouldn't work similar to how Raiden's lightening is not even enough.

 

Lightsaber? Vader is not even remotely fast or powerful enough to kill Kahn with it.

 

The whole reason Mortal Kombat was put in place was to keep Kahn's power in check.

 

Vader gets slaughtered.

 

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a big factor in this is that there fighting in star wars universe...i don't know if that changes kahn's overall capabilities but universe jumping is known to reduce a fighters power. in this case it may not be a factor though. just something to think about.

[Guest Darxeth]

Ignore

[Guest bigballerju]

Heh when Kahn jumps to another world its usually bad for that world because he now has access to that world and can conquer it to add that world to Outworld to make himself more powerful.

[Guest Square Pickle]

Im glad Leroy and Baller see what Im saying here. Kahn is too much for Vader. Raiden would most likely kick Vader's ass, and Kahn is far more powerful than Raiden is.

[Indolent]

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

[leroypowell3]

KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

 

LOL! Somebody had to say it.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

Ignore

 

???

[Guest Darxeth]

???

 

I had written somthing, but then I changed my mind so I edited it for everyone to ignore. lol

[Guest .Big Game James.]

o ic ic ha

[patrickthekid]

Hmm.. Vader's powerful. Then again, this isn't the first telekinetic that could challenge Khan (Ermac, Kenshi). Khan probably has a defense mechanism for that. Without that, Vader would need a lot of objects if he hopes to put down Khan. The lightsaber alone won't cut it.

[Guest Dr Pympster]

Vader in the games is more powerful than anything khan has done in the games.

 

But in this case vaders weakness is his suit, while he is powerful in the force still, he cannot use (I could be wrong) the speed force as great and yes a light saber would cut through Khan's flesh however the axes he uses might be resistant to it since it could be magical.

 

Overall I say great set ups and great match up!