Match 1814 Ashley J. Williams vs. Blair Witch, The

[Guest callisto]

HALLOWEEN MONTH SPECIAL

 

"Crazy? Am I crazy? Maybe I am. I don't know.

It all started when I took Wendy, the girl I met on S-Mart, on a little camping trip. I knew better than to pick THAT forest and THAT cabin, so I changed it a little. I decided to take her to this nice little rural town called Burskittville. Only everyone keeps calling it Blair.

Anyway, the locals told me about this legend. About this spirit that haunts the forest, this killer that acted on behalf of the spirit, these stupid teens who got killed shooting a movie and this crazy pregant chick who used the spirit to kill these other kids. I didn't believe it at first. Dismissed it as some bed time boogie man story. How stupid I was...

We walked until we reached the center of the forest, installed our tents, roasted some sausages, drank some beer and had hot monkey sex.

But then, things started to go weird.

I woke up, and Wendy isn't there. I call her and I call her, and nothing.

I find these strange stick figures hanging from the trees.

I hear the screams of a dying baby. I hear footsteps. My tent keeps moving and shaking. Yet, when I come out...nothing. Not a soul.

I try to escape, but I can't. My compass just makes me go in circles. I try to follow the river, but the river keeps stretching on and on, with no end in sight. Am I stupid? Am I crazy? Or is there really something in this forest?

Today, I woke up, only to find a tongue in a puddle of blood. A severed tongue. With a piercing in it. Wendy's tongue.

Now, I have my shotgun in one hand, and my chainsaw in another. I don't care what's out there: witch, spirit or killer. I'm gonna find it, and I'm gonna make him pay..."

 

[Mercenaryblade]

Hail to the king babby! If theres anyone who can kill a ghost its Ash

[Guest spector09]

Hail to the king babby! If theres anyone who can kill a ghost its Ash

hell yee