Match 11609 Aaron The Little Drummer Boy vs. Jesus Christ (South Park)

[Guest potterpuppetpals]

Aaron the Little Drummer Boy's life changed forever the night he met the Three Wise Men on their journey to Bethlehem, and since then Aaron has defeated a band of greedy Roman soldiers who were trying to steal a couple of silver bells. Now, years later, Aaron plans to meet Jesus again, to see how he's doing. However, Aaron and his animal friends have a rather nasty surprise when they find him...

 

Aaron: So this is the place I heard Jesus would be. Now where do I find him?

 

Aaron walks up to a plump boy in a blue bobble hat and a red coat. He asks him if he knows where to find Jesus.

 

Eric Cartman: What the f&£@ are you talking about you little s?$#!?

 

Aaron: I'll take that as a no then shall I?

 

Aaron and the animals start running away towards the woods. Suddenly, they see a pillar of light. The light goes away to reveal Jesus!

 

Aaron: Woah! Jesus! It's me, Aaron! We met when you were a baby, remember? You liked my drums.

 

Jesus: So, we meet again!

 

Aaron turns around to see what Jesus is looking at. It's Santa!

 

Jesus: How did you find me?

 

Santa: Easy! I just followed this kid. He lead me straight to you!

 

Jesus: So you've been working with him all along, traitor!

 

Aaron: I swear, I wasn't!

 

Jesus has a little throw down with Santa, and knocks him out. Jesus then turns to Aaron. Aaron tries to escape, but Jesus traps him in his halo and and uppercuts him.

 

Dan Forden: Toasty!

 

Aaron knows he must face Jesus, and prepares to fight. Who will win?

[Callisto]

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Aaron The Little Drummer Boy

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Jesus Christ (South Park)

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[Callisto]

Match Final Results

USER RATINGS

B Funny matchup. The writing could use a bit of work. A for humor, C for writing, B average.

SCORE

Aaron The Little Drummer Boy: 5

Jesus Christ (South Park): 19

FPA: 3.0