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Match 11933 Dr. Evil vs. The Titty Twister


Guest .Big Game James.
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Guest .Big Game James.

Dr. Evil is on the run from Austin once again. As he rides off on his new and improved "evil" segway. After traveling for a few hours he arrives at a stripclub known as the Titty Twister. As he stops to have a drink he is attracted to the yelling and bright lights.

 

Chet: P*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy...come on in p*ssy lovers! We have all the types of p*ssy you need and want. come on in! If you buy one piece of p*ssy you get another piece of p*ssy for lesser or equal value for only a penny.

 

Dr. Evil then puts his pinky up to his mouth. He then strolls up to Chet.

 

Dr. Evil: Did you say p*ssy? I can friggin' dig that!

 

Chet: You gotta be a biker or trucker to get in here man! Get out of here...

 

Dr. Evil: It's ok, i have a segway. I'm a friggin' evil biker.

 

Chet P*ssy: Ok go on in man...peace brother!

 

As Dr. Evil walks in everyone stares at him.

 

He then walks over to the jukebox as everyone surrounds him.

 

Dr Evil: I see you all don't know who i am. Well let me put it to ya this way cuz!!! He then busts out the hard knocks life freestyle...

 

will Evil get his butt kicked or will he be able to win over the bikers and truckers from the titty twister with his freestyle?

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