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Match 11972 Erin Winters vs. Douchey McNitpick


Guest Redemption X
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ8taROu6BY

 

(this is Erin Winters AFTER she drank the growth potion)

 

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ERIN WINTERS: Cheerio, good fellows, and welcome to another edition of "Touhou Reviews"! I'm Erin Winters, the giantess from Tackleford, and I-

 

*suddenly, the feed gets interrupted*

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

 

ERIN WINTERS (through gritted teeth): Oh, joy. You must be that Douchey McNitpick fellow that Nitori warned me about. What can I do for you, Douchey?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: You made a lot more fack-ups, and I'm here to make you own up to them!

 

ERIN WINTERS (barely containing her rage): And what, may I ask, do I have to "own up" to?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: That Hit Girl VS Big Daddy match, for starters!

 

ERIN WINTERS: What?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: It was wrong, all wrong!

 

ERIN WINTERS: What the devil are you blabbering about?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: First of all, what is this bullshit about Hit Girl swearing never to kill? Didn't you see the movie? Hit Girl always kills! Hit Girl is supposed to shoot criminals and carve them with knives! She would never give up killing just because she met a lonely bank robber!

 

ERIN WINTERS: Listen-

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And the personalities were all wrong! Big Daddy is not supposed to be a foul-mouthed Frank Miller-esque character, he is supposed to be flamboyant and operatic! How dare you not get the brilliant acting mannerisms of Nicolas Cage right? A POX! A POX ON ALL OF YOUR HOUSES!

 

ERIN WINTERS: Look-

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And Universe Beta was just not explained right! Why didn't you provide the link to all the past Universe Beta matches for reference? And you deleted all of the Guardian-era Universe Beta stories, you dumb piece of shit! How are people supposed to know anything that happened during the Guardians Era if all the stories are gone? Dipshit!

 

ERIN WINTERS: Look, I have no idea what an "Universe Beta" is or why should I care, so if that's all-

 

DOUCHEY MCNIPTICK: No, it's not, ass-mucher!

 

ERIN WINTERS: There's more?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: Your writing style, for example! It's all flawed! You are not supposed to just say: "X character said so and so", you are supposed to explain in great detail the way the characters are talking! How dare you let their actual words convey their voice tones, thus treating the audience like it has a brain! I don't want to be treated like I have a brain, I want everything spoon-fed to me!

 

ERIN WINTERS: You should really talk to the Creator about this, because I-

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And what about what you did to CapitalRadioTwo? You named her after GoofyHairOzzie explicitly told you not to! You have no right to do something that in no way would annoy or enrage CapitalRadioTwo!

 

ERIN WINTERS: Again, no idea what you are going on about, so if that's all-

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And what that whole "One True Alice" and "Impostor" thing? Both versions of Alice are valid! They are one and the same, cocksucker!

 

ERIN WINTERS: Are you seriously telling me that a cute, innocent, harmless little girl who never killed anyone in her life is the same character as an adult insane psychopath who goes around butchering everyone in Wonderland?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: It doesn't matter! I cosplayed as both characters before, therefore they are one and the same!

 

ERIN WINTERS: You cosplay as FEMALE characters?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: That's none of your bussiness, nimrod!

 

ERIN WINTERS: I'm an 8 ft. tall giantess. Aren't you at least a wee bit intimidated by me?

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And what about the time you used Shedinja-Wonder instead of me to point out your blatant copyright infringment? I am supposed to be the official angry nitpicking troll here! Are you trying to put me out of a job? Huh? Is that it?

 

ERIN WINTERS: Listen, you bloody wanker, I have two katanas who are eager to cut your blubbery, zit-infested body, so why don't you bugger off before-

 

DOUCHEY MCNITPICK: And why bring Shedinja-Wonder here to begin with? Aren't you worried that she might find this site? Aren't you worried about her privacy? Huh? AREN'T YOU, YOU SHIT-EATER?

 

ERIN WINTERS: This is gonna be one awfully long night...

 

So, can Erin Winters get rid of Douchey McNitpick, or not?

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Guest Lunacyde

Maybe you should just write angry all the time. This is kind of hilarious lol. And I mean that as a compliment.

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Guest sirmethos

"So, can Erin Winters get rid of Douchey McNitpick, or not?"

 

Assuming that Douchey is like any other troll/retard, it can go one of two ways.

 

1. He disappears after he's burned himself out.

 

2. He disappears for a while, only to return with a different name and spew his stupidity with slightly different wording, eventually his identity is revealed, and we're back to the same old stupidity. Rinse and repeat.

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Match Final Results

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B It's funny, it was mainly made to bash me, but I actually found this set-up pretty enjoyable. It was done pretty well. Well played, sir

SCORE

Erin Winters: 15

Douchey McNitpick: 8

FPA: 3.0

 

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