Match 11974 Venom and Sabretooth vs. Deadpool and Deathstroke

[Guest .Big Game James.]

(Recap) A great writer named Big Game James decided to ressurect the Celeb Death-Match name and transform it into Celebrity Death-Match Supreme. He hired two new hosts, a reporter, announcer and a ref. He decided to hire host, Denny Armstrong, a 45 year old, intelligent democrat who lives in a million dollar house in New York City, and drives a Rolls Royce. His co-host Chester Belleworth, a 38 year old alcoholic, and gambler who is currently living in a halfway house in Los Angeles. At one time he was known as the wealthiest man to ever walk the earth being the only man in the world to ever possess a quadrillion dollars. Chester is also a great commentator even when drunk. Big Game James also hired a reporter by the name of Gina Rose DeChamp, a blonde hair, blue eyed, 25 year old who is a successful college graduate. She is known as sports illustrated's #1 worst reporter in the world but sports illustrated's #1 hottest woman in the world. She lives in Miami Florida and usually reports in a light blue, pink polka dotted swimsuit. The hired ring announcer is George Brewer Jr. who is always in stiff competition with Michael Buffer and has also taken on Michael in a Vampire vs. Zombie Deathmatch Michael was a zombie and George was a vampire. He is 50 year old smoker who lives in Washington DC. Last but not least, he hired a referee by the name of Frankie "Count to 10" Samson, who has refereed over 5,000 matches in his career. He is a 42 year old who lives in Honolulu Hawaii.

 

Celebrity Death-Match Supreme PPV #5----"The Killa in Manila"

 

Denny: Hello ladies and gentlemen! I'm Denny Armstrong, and welcome back to Araneta Coliseum in Metro Manila, Quezon City for our 4th Celebroty Death-Match Supreme PPV, "The Killa in Manila". I'm here with none other than my fellow co-host Chester Belleworth! In fact, i'll hand it over to Chester to tell us the outcome of one of our earlier fights. Chester...

 

Chester: Hello folks and what a great night for fights! It was a blood bath heaven for our audience. The whole coliseum echoed during our last match-up. Our contestants consisted of Walter Langkowski and Bruce Banner. The Hulk and The Sasquatch. The match was nicknamed "The Feast of The Beasts". Both fighters went through their brutal transformations as the crowd awed in disbelief. After a long match Walter was declared the winner. What a slobber-knocker! Speaking of another outstanding brawl, tonight for our main event we have, what i like to call, a definite Celebrity Death-Match Supreme: Hall of Dreams match-up. It will be Venom and Sabretooth vs. Deadpool and Deathstroke. I see sign after sign supporting all 4 of these outstanding fighters. What a great match indeed. Now, back over to Denny.

 

Denny: Thanks Chester and yes, what a great match that was between Walter and Bruce. I sure am happy the fight stayed in the ring and didn't work its way over to our booth. We would have been Squatch and Hulk smashed for sure. By the way ladies and gents, tonight we have two huge die hard death-match fans in the house tonight. None other than Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler. Both are enjoying the fights and have both gave money to our death-match foundation. Thankyou both for your support and your money. Hahaha! In fact, next month both stars have agreed to participate in a death-match against one another. The match will be held at Madison Square Garden in New York City. Good luck to both of you. And now down to our beautiful reporter Gina Rose DeChamp.

 

Gina: Thanks Denny! I'm standing here with the challengers of tonight's highly anticipated death-match. Deathstroke and Deadpool. Wade and Slade Wilson. So Slade what are your thoughts, plans, or predictions of your match tonight?

 

Deathstroke: Well Gina, me and my partner plan to give these two monstrous powerhouses everything we got. Both of us are two of the world's greatest assassins. With our abilities combined as one Venom and Sabretooth are as good as dog meat. They will regret agreeing to our challenge.

 

Gina: Thankyou! Now over to Deadpool. What are your thoughts about your match-up tonight?

 

Deadpool: Before i say much about the match, i must say, you are looking mighty fine in that bikini. (He then twirls his gun around his finger and slides it down in the holster. Besides that Gina, just like Deathstroke said, us two together are the greatest tag team of assassins money can buy. We strike fear into the hearts of not only superheroes, but villains as well. Consider us the winners already!

 

Gina: Ok thanks you two. Now i am going over to Sabretooth and Venom for thoughts on their match. Hello Sabretooth, what are your predictions for tonight?

 

Sabretooth: There is no doubt that Venom and I will defeat the assassins. We both, are the world's most extreme villains. We stick with the abilities of Wolverine and Spider-Man. This match-up is considered a warm up for us.

 

Venom: Yeah, what he said.

 

Gina: Well folks, their ya have it. Both sides of the fight! Neither of the teams sound to be fond of the other. It will be a very rough battle to watch without a doubt. Now over to George Brewer Jr. for the contestant announcements...

 

The lights go dark and the strobe lights flash from red to orange.

 

Blinded in Chains by Avenged Sevenfold plays

 

Deadpool and Deathstroke make their way to the ring with swords, knives, pistols, and assault rifles at their disposal.

 

George: Introducing first, standing 6 foot 4 inches tall and weighing 225 pounds, Deathstroke, "The Terminator"! (drowd cheers) and his teammate, standing 6 foot 2 iches tall and weighing 210 pounds, "The Merc with a Mouth", Deadpool! (crowd cheers). Together forming the team known as "The Assassination Corporation". And their opponents...

 

The lights go dark as the strobes flicker yellow to green.

 

Superbeast by Rob Zombie plays.

 

George: And their opponents, the current Celebrity Death-Match supreme tag team champions! First, Standing 6 foot 3 inches weighing 260 pounds, Venom! And his partner standing 6 foot 6 inches weighing in at 275 pounds, Sabretooth! Together they make up the team called "The Duo of Destruction"! And the ref for tonight Frankie "Count to 10" Samson.

 

Denny: Well folks, there ya have it. The introductions are finished and both teams are staring at one another with the up-most hatred. This is going to get ugly quick, i can gurantee that. Brock and Creed vs. Wilson and Wilson. What a night this has turnt out to be.

 

Chester: Like every PPV, let's crack open some beers and get death-match wasted.

 

the bell rings to start the match...

 

Sabretooth & Venom

vs.

Deadpool & Deathstroke

 

WHO WINS?

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Venom

Read more about Venom at Wikipedia

Official Site: Marvel Comics Links: Wikipedia: Venom Spiderfan.org: Venom Marvel.com: Venom

 

Sabretooth

Read more about Sabretooth at Wikipedia

Official Site: Marvel Comics Links: Wikipedia Entry - Sabretooth Uncanny X-Men Entry Marvel Universe Entry

 

Deadpool

Read more about Deadpool at Wikipedia

Official Site: Marvel Comics Links: Wikipedia Entry - Deadpool Marvel Directory Entry Marvel Database Entry

 

Deathstroke

Read more about Deathstroke at Wikipedia

Official Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia Titans Tower Villains Rapsheet

 

 

[RakaiThwei]

Hmmmm.... An interesting set up indeed...

 

-Rakai'Thwei

[Guest skadoosh]

This is a pretty close match, imma have to think about it...

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

Theres too much thinking on this thread!

Venom and Sabertooth rip em' to threads!

[Guest skadoosh]

It wont be that easy. Venom and Sabretooth are stronger and faster, Sabretooth can heal better than both his opponents and has decades of experience, and Venom has all of Spiderman's abilities, and is pretty hard to hurt without the use of sound. Deathstroke and Deadpool have assault rifles and swords and the like, which wont do much to either Venom or Sabretooth, unless they get a headshot on Sabretooth and temporarily put him down, but i'm not sure if that would work on Venom, and the bladed weapons wont do shit. However, Deathstroke and Deadpool are extremely skilled, and with Deadpool's insanity confusing his opponents and Deathstroke's tactical genius utilizing his teammates insanity and the weapons they have to the best effect, i reckon they have a big chance of winning this. By KOs, not killing, though.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

Its a death match. What good is a KO? Venom can increase his strength to the point he was able to battle Hulk, can camouflage, create weapons out of his body and more. I'm not saying it will be an easy win, but it will be a win.

[AVP vs The Terminator]

Venom and Sabertooth rip em' to threads!

 

This.

 

Deathstroke and Deadpool are a formidable team, but they're outmatched here.

[Guest skadoosh]

'Pool and 'Stroke could KO their opponents before they get killed by them, and then they could keep them KOed, possibly eventually work their way through the Symbiote and kill Brock, but not Creed, so i guess they don't win a fight to the death, but they don't lose it, either.

 

That said, Venom and Sabretooth could avoid the balded weapons pretty easily, but not the bullets, and if they're clever about it they can win. But 'Stroke's tactical prowess and 'Pool's nuts-y-ness mean it wont be easy for them.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

 

That said, Venom and Sabretooth could avoid the balded weapons pretty easily, but not the bullets, and if they're clever about it they can win. But 'Stroke's tactical prowess and 'Pool's nuts-y-ness mean it wont be easy for them.

Thank you for agreeing with me. For a moment there I thought I was going to have to convince you why V&S win.

[Guest skadoosh]

I don't straight up agree, i think either side could win, but i think Venom and Sabretooth are more likely to do so.

 

Essentially, neither Venom nor Sabretooth are bullet-timers, and Pool and Stroke both have guns, so it's pretty easy to see why/how they could win, but they are inferior to Venom and Sabretooth physically, plus, Venom and Sabretooth have a variety of other abilities to use, so they win in the end, hit by bullets or not.

[AVP vs The Terminator]

Venom IS a bullet-timer, and bullets don't affect either Venom or Sabretooth in the slightest, anyway.

 

Both Sabretooth and Venom outclass their opponents in terms of strength, speed, and durability by so much that it's not even funny. Deathstroke and Deadpool are good, but they don't have much of a chance here.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

good debate... how was the set-up btw everyone? j/w

[Guest skadoosh]

Venom IS a bullet-timer, and bullets don't affect either Venom or Sabretooth in the slightest, anyway.

 

Both Sabretooth and Venom outclass their opponents in terms of strength, speed, and durability

 

I didn't know Venom was a bullet-timer, i've never witnessed him dodging bullets. I'm aware of the rest of those points, though.

 

good debate... how was the set-up btw everyone? j/w

 

Good debate indeed. The set up is cool, you got the slightly-over-the-top-commentator thing down.

[Guest LoneWolf]

Deadpool is going to go down in 1 second. Deathstroke may be formidable against tactical powered heroes, especially those with no fighting skill, however he is fighting the opposite here. A pair of extremely ruthless, experienced and strong fighters like Venom and St should take this fight.

[DSkillz]

Good to see you going back to that commentator style, .BGJ. The "Wilsons" are out of character, though, (Slade's dialogue is too chipper; Wade isn't zany enough; Sabretooth isnt' brash enough).

 

As for the match, if Deathstroke had time to prep for this confrontation, he might've been able plan a way to beat Brock and Creed. As it stands, though, he and Deadpool don't stand that great a chance here. They just might be able to take down Sabretooth (as Wade's healing factor and skill match up well with Creed's), but rushing into this they don't really have an answer for Venom.

[Guest xman4life]

nothing to debate venom and sabretooth wins 10/10. it's really not a close battle. they can do NOTHING to Venom and Sabretooth is just a back up plan to make sure they win.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

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SCORE

Sabretooth and Venom: 15

Deathstroke and Deadpool: 16

FPA: 3.0

 

[Guest skadoosh]

Deadpool's healing factor isn't on a par with Wolverine's or Sabretooth's, and he isn't as skilled as either, but he does make up for it, in fairness.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

Whatever you say.

[Guest skadoosh]

That was aimed at DSkillz.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

Meh