Match 11995 Batman and Captain America vs. Bullseye and Captain Britain

[Guest .Big Game James.]

After a brutal confrontation with Bullseye the bat returns to the batcave. As he slowly limps to call for Alfreds help he falls to the ground. A deep wound has gotten the best of him...

 

As he awakens Alfred is standing next to the bed. Bruce slowly comes to.

 

Bruce: Where am i?

 

Alred: Your in your house master Bruce. You should lay back down. You had taken quite the beating when i found you in the cave. Do you remember anything?

 

Bruce: Yeah, i do. This guy with a bullseye on his forehead stood looking at me as i turned around to a light footstep. Next i knew i was on the ground bleeding.

 

Alfred: What did he throw master Bruce?

 

Bruce: Knives. I was hit by 3.

 

Alfred: Why did he leave you to live? He left you their for a reason.

 

Bruce: Whatever the reason is Alfred, i will get the bottom of it, believe me.

 

switch to Captain America...

 

More countries have entered the war on terrorism. Death-rates have escalated 10 fold. The U.S. has called upon The Star Spangled Man to help. His orders were to push american soldiers through iraq and free captured hostages.

 

While completing the task he is surprised attack by an extraordinary powerful being. Captain Britain!

 

While flying at incredible speed Britain missile kicks Captain America into a tree. America stands up and immediately throws his shield knocking Britain out of the air.

 

Captain Britain: Who are you? Your soldiers are not to be here. My orders are to cross into Iraq and free British hostages.

 

Captain America: I am Captain America. It seems we have been sent on the same mission. I will not be made a fool of by someone doing my job. I will only say this once! Leave...

 

Captain Britain: That will not be happening soldier.

 

Captain America: So be it!

 

As Captain America draws his shield to his chest and throws it. Captain Britain creates a force field and the shield is sent back at Captain America knocking him out cold. A war breaks out.

 

As Captain America awakes he notices he is in the batcave.

 

Captain America: What the--- Bruce how did you find me?

 

Batman: It's not too hard to find someone who's whole platoon is taken out. TV shows alot you know. Just so happens your the only survivor. how's that?

 

Captain America: Well it's hard to kill a super soldier. While on our mission our platoon met with a British group of soldiers. Words were exchanged and it got ugly. Whoever led their platoon took me out and apparently took out the rest.

 

Batman: Who was this soldier?

 

Captain America: I'm not sure Bruce. He had a british symbol on his chest.

 

Batman: It looks like we have a mess to clean up. Not only did you meet your match, i have too.

 

Both heroes then set-up a plan to take out their latest foes.

[Callisto]

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Batman

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Captain America

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Bullseye

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Captain Britain

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[Guest .Big Game James.]

After a brutal confrontation with Bullseye the bat returns to the batcave. As he slowly limps to call for Alfreds help he falls to the ground. A deep wound has gotten the best of him...

 

As he awakens Alfred is standing next to the bed. Bruce slowly comes to.

 

Bruce: Where am i?

 

Alred: Your in your house master Bruce. You should lay back down. You had taken quite the beating when i found you in the cave. Do you remember anything?

 

Bruce: Yeah, i do. This guy with a bullseye on his forehead stood looking at me as i turned around to a light footstep. Next i knew i was on the ground bleeding.

 

Alfred: What did he throw master Bruce?

 

Bruce: Knives. I was hit by 3.

 

Alfred: Why did he leave you to live? He left you their for a reason.

 

Bruce: Whatever the reason is Alfred, i will get the bottom of it, believe me.

 

switch to Captain America...

 

More countries have entered the war on terrorism. Death-rates have escalated 10 fold. The U.S. has called upon The Star Spangled Man to help. His orders were to push american soldiers through iraq and free captured hostages.

 

While completing the task he is surprised attack by an extraordinary powerful being. Captain Britain!

 

While flying at incredible speed Britain missile kicks Captain America into a tree. America stands up and immediately throws his shield knocking Britain out of the air.

 

Captain Britain: Who are you? Your soldiers are not to be here. My orders are to cross into Iraq and free British hostages.

 

Captain America: I am Captain America. It seems we have been sent on the same mission. I will not be made a fool of by someone doing my job. I will only say this once! Leave...

 

Captain Britain: That will not be happening soldier.

 

Captain America: So be it!

 

As Captain America draws his shield to his chest and throws it. Captain Britain creates a force field and the shield is sent back at Captain America knocking him out cold. A war breaks out.

 

As Captain America awakes he notices he is in the batcave.

 

Captain America: What the--- Bruce how did you find me?

 

Batman: It's not too hard to find someone who's whole platoon is taken out. TV shows alot you know. Just so happens your the only survivor. how's that?

 

Captain America: Well it's hard to kill a super soldier. While on our mission our platoon met with a British group of soldiers. Words were exchanged and it got ugly. Whoever led their platoon took me out and apparently took out the rest.

 

Batman: Who was this soldier?

 

Captain America: I'm not sure Bruce. He had a british symbol on his chest.

 

Batman: It looks like we have a mess to clean up. Not only did you meet your match, i have too.

 

Both heroes then set-up a plan to take out their latest foes.

[DSkillz]

I'll read this later, but why not put the match in the first post?

[Guest skadoosh]

Batman and Captain America are more strategically and tactically smart and experienced than most other heroes and villains, and giving them both time to prepare for a fight with, and come up with ways to beat, Bullseye and Captain Britain is just what they need to win. However, Britain's abilities and Bullseye's general trickyness in combat will make it difficult for them, but having planned for most of what the two can do, i reckon Bats and Cap have this fight in the bag.

 

And you get an OK for the set up, dude.

[C.T.]

Captain Britain breaks both of their backs, Bane style.

[leroypowell3]

At first glance, I'd say Britian solos, but Skadoosh makes a good point with the prep time. Still, Britain and his alley Bullseye win this.

[Guest LoneWolf]

The flying and brick strong Captain smashes the other Captain who can't fly. Then Bullseye kills Batman while he cowers helplessly.

Well, truthfully, Batman puts up a fight but still loses.

[Guest skadoosh]

Um, no.

[AVP vs The Terminator]

Um, yes. Captain Britain is far too powerful.

[Guest force_echo]

Captain Britain's not even in the same league as the others, why did he even get put in this match?

[Guest skadoosh]

I'm aware Britain is more powerful, but with the time to make a suit of armor for himself, and possibly one for Cap, gather an arsenal of gadgets, design a trap or drug and to just make a plan, generally, i think Bats and Cap could at least put up a fight.

[Guest Shoggoth breeder]

I'm aware Britain is more powerful, but with the time to make a suit of armor for himself, and possibly one for Cap, gather an arsenal of gadgets, design a trap or drug and to just make a plan, generally, i think Bats and Cap could at least put up a fight.

So, Cap and Batman in Insider Suits with the backing of JLA robots vs Captain Britain & Bullseye.

[C.T.]

I'm aware Britain is more powerful, but with the time to make a suit of armor for himself, and possibly one for Cap, gather an arsenal of gadgets, design a trap or drug and to just make a plan, generally, i think Bats and Cap could at least put up a fight.

 

Where are you getting all this? As far as I can tell, no one said they had the time to do that.

[Guest Guest]

how couldn't bat and cap beat britain and bullseye with prep time included between the two of them? it's not as far fetched as it may seem. cap and bat are more than capable of taking this match if they are able to conduct a successful plan against their foes. bat n' cap ftw.

[Guest force_echo]

Right, because every time Batman has prep-time, his immediate response is to put on the Insider suit.

[DSkillz]

Okay set-up, .BGJ., but why is Captain America getting all belligerent with someone who supposed to be a good guy in Captain Britain? Especially since Steve is essentially intruding on Brian's mission?

 

Anyways, I'm pretty sure Cap and Bats lose this. Bruce can probably take Bullseye, but without an extremely elaborate plan, I don't see how the two can take down Britain.

[Guest skadoosh]

Where are you getting all this? As far as I can tell, no one said they had the time to do that.

 

The last line of the set up is this:

Both heroes then set-up a plan to take out their latest foes.

 

 

So, Cap and Batman in Insider Suits with the backing of JLA robots vs Captain Britain & Bullseye.

 

Something like that.

 

Right, because every time Batman has prep-time, his immediate response is to put on the Insider suit.

 

No, but he often uses technology-based weapons or gadgets to defeat enemies he couldn't defeat using skill or intellect, and he has made high-tech armors plenty of times before.

[AVP vs The Terminator]

He's not going to pull out the Insiders Armor just to deal with someone like Captain Britain. And the fact is, all the prep time in the world won't help either of them against him. He's too powerful. Team 1 get crushed.

[Guest .Big Game James.]

I have a question. Can someone explain how Captain America has beat Captain Britain on EF, 43 to 10? Does someone remember that match-up by any chance? How did Britain lose?

 

I find it hard to believe that Bat and Cap wouldn't be able to take out Britain while working together if Captain America alone can take out Britain. Hence the score, 43 to 10 lol. I just need an explanation for the votes of that match if anyone has one. Was it a popularity contest? Is Britain secretly a chump? Is Cap America just that awesome? I'm just confused lol

[AVP vs The Terminator]

People voted for who they knew rather than who would actually win.

[kainboa]

Or people voted for their favourite character, rather than the one who would actually win.

 

Or the setup gave Captain America an overwhelming advantage.

 

There's a myriad of possibilities as to why Captain America has won against Captain Britain.

[Guest force_echo]

Or, most likely, it wasn't a fight. Maybe it was "who embodies the ideals of their respective country more fully?" or "who's more patriotic?" or "which costume incorporates the country's flag better?" or "Who could beat the Canadian Alpha Flight team quicker?"

[AVP vs The Terminator]

This is classic CBUB we're talking about; how likely is that?

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

USER RATINGS

B Kind of different, but this is CBUB so pretty much anything goes.

B

C "Its decent."~Your friendly neighborhoodCBUBer

C

C Keep working on characterization.

F There's no setup.

SCORE

Batman and Captain America: 23

Bullseye and Captain Britain: 9

FPA: 2.1