Guest Pete Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Woody: You don't have a friend in me cock nose! Harry: I don't want to have to hurt you. Woody: I want you out of Andy's room you prick! Harry: That's it I will give it to you know! Harry charges towards Woody but trips over Slinky allowing Woody to jump on top of him and pecks his right eye out with his nose. Woody: Reach for the skyyyyy dick head! Harry: Blaaaagggghhhhhhh! Harry runs around Andy's room with blood gushing out of his eye only to trip up again, Woody pecks out his left eye. Woody: You're *vulgarity*ed now! Get him boys! Harry: for godsake have mercy on me! C-3PO enters the room with his massive gold TODJER on display. Harry: Oh my *vulgarity*ing christ, what the hell is he going to do? Woody: You can't see you're blind now. Harry: Oh *vulgarity*! C-3PO: Me'ser going to enjoy this! To be continued...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Learn More AboutSheriff WoodyRead more about Sheriff Woody at WikipediaOfficial Site: Disney Links: Wikipedia Pixar Wiki Disney Wiki Harry PotterRead more about Harry Potter at WikipediaOfficial Site: J.K. Rowling Links: Harry Potter Wikipedia page "Harry Potter" (the saga) Wikipedia page "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Ston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenerack5 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Harry blows them all away if he gets it together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Psst! Force, he's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peypeypeypey Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I don't really know how to vote... The set-up needs work. Expand on stuff, people are out of character, it's too short... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest force_echo Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I really like the recurring character of C-3P0, mainly because it's like, "what the *vulgarity*? Why C-3P0?" It really ties the arc together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarvelFan15 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Psst! Force, he's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 For some reason, Force enjoys his matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePhenomenalOne Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 For some reason, Force enjoys his matches. What do you mean for some reason? It's gold Rob! C-3PO is just raping everyone. He needs to write a script for a movie. A+ if I could vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confession FPT Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 WOODY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Serious this guy is pure WTFery gold. Seriously. Doesn't hurt to have this around for shits and giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest force_echo Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 You guys might think it's just him writing a bunch of expletives, but the style somehow makes me laugh even after 3 matches, even though I thought it would get old after the first. I like his stuff, and I think it's actually calculated humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phenomenal Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 His avatar is Steven Seagal. His interests is just Steven Seagal. I think it is calculated humor, you're right Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dave Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Hey mother*vulgarity*er this is a pile of horse shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z451 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Hey mother*vulgarity*er this is a pile of horse shit!I agree Dave... oh wait you're a multi accounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 No way can these two like-minded individuals be the same person. I refuse to believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I agree Dave... oh wait you're a multi accounter. Is that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z451 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Is that right?I apologize for my slander DSKillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I apologize for my slander DSKillz. Meh, no harm done. But I'm always going to check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Man Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 This match made me lol. No grade from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigballerju Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. Poor Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 Match Final ResultsUSER RATINGS F C A D I'm being generous with a 'D'. F If you expanded on this, wrote in character, and used better grammar and spelling, you'd get a higher grade... SCORE Sheriff Woody: 10Harry Potter: 20FPA: 1.6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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