Match 12787 Laurie Strode and Sidney Prescott vs. Michael Myers (2007 Remake)

[Guest bigballerju]

 

October Challenge

 

From a window in the attic of the creepy, old, broken down, and haunted house stood the House Keeper who looked out the window wondering this year who the victims of this house would be for Halloween. The most terrifying house that brought either your greatest nightmares to life or gave you the darkest most daring challenge you ever faced. For centuries it’s been said the house stood there and has claimed hundreds of lives. Whether it’s powered by a demon, dark magic, a vengeful ghost, or something else it didn't matter. None had ever survived the night in the house like they all dared. The only reason he hadn't left is because until someone survived the night here as the House Keeper he was cursed to remain in the house never aging and remaining at the age of 55. Looks like this year would be the same as always though the House Keeper.

 

House Keeper: These kids never learn do they? It's always the same damn thing every Halloween. They enter this house wanting to prove its fake and they die. This now it’s these two beautiful women coming up in the blue car with some friends. God they must be the dumbest broads ever or they have a death wise. Might as well get everything prepared for their arrival. Suppose to meet them and show them inside in 5 minutes. Should come knocking soon.

 

The House Keeper watched as 2 woman drove up to the house. Both with dark brown hair and in their early 30's. He recognized one as Laura Strode the younger sister of the famous serial killer Michael Myers and Sidney Prescott the survivor of the series of Ghostface killings. The House Keeper for the first time in a long time actually smiled. Maybe the two women would actually prove to be different. Maybe they are the ones meant to break whatever curse this house had over it.

 

Just maybe...

 

Sidney, Laura, Gale, and Dewey stepped out the car. They observed the place as all 4 looked at each to see if anybody would back out with spending the night in the house.

 

Gale: Umm I know I like a good story but even I have to wonder is this a good idea.

Dewey: Coming from her that’s saying something.

 

Laura: Look its okay if you all back out. I understand but after finally getting rid of Michael I just feel the need to prove to myself once last time I can survive something like this. I think me and Sidney at this point are the ones meant to take on horrors like this.

 

Sidney: I agree. It seems these types of things always find us. Maybe it’s time we found them.

 

Laura and Sidney nodded at each other in approval as they smiled. Dewey and Gale both grinned.

 

Dewey: Yeah you aren’t the only survivors…

 

Gale: Yeah and if you want to take down some psychos let’s do it.

 

Dewey: So what’s the short version of this creepy place?

 

Laura: Scary house with a curse powered by a demon or dark magic. Once you step in you don’t leave the house unless you defeat whatever horrors it brings to life.

 

Sidney: Well that’s great. Does that mean there is a chance we could face your brother Michael or Ghostface in there?

 

Laura: Yup. Don’t worry I brought some weapons. All we have to do is defeat whatever horrors it brings to life and the curse is broken.

 

Gale: If not were only leaving here dead huh?

 

Dewey: Sounds like it. So let’s get to…

 

Unknown voice: Party!

 

6 teenagers while the group was talking stumbled toward the house and made their way in quickly. The housekeeper the group watched showed them in.

 

Laura: Shit I was hoping nobody else would be stupid enough to go in the house.

 

Gale: Looks like we aren’t the only ones with a death wish. Now we are gone have to go in and not only kill what crap it throws at us but we have to try to protect those damn kids.

 

Sidney: Looks like no option now.

 

The group made their way to the house.

 

Hour Later

 

Inside the house the House Keeper had showed Sidney’s group and the teenagers around the house. It had several floors, a basement, attic multiple hidden rooms, hidden areas, and more. The teenagers were cheering and screaming in excitement as Sidney’s group shook their head in disbelief. The teenagers’ names were Jake, Chris, Sally, Jane, Mark, and Crystal. All 6 were already ready to get there rooms and party.

 

Chris: What a fake ass place. I bet you tomorrow we wake up and nothing happens just to prove this house is nothing but a scam.

 

Sally: I know right. Let’s get some beer out and *vulgarity*ing party. You old timers wanna join?

 

Laura: No thank you. We are actually gone keep our heads clear in case anything happens.

 

Mark: Oh seriously…

 

Gale: You idiots do realize there have been multiple missing teenager reports in this city for year’s right?

 

Crystal: Bullshit. Enough already. Yo guys get the stuff ready and let the adults go do boring stuff. I am gone go use the bathroom if I can find out where it is.

 

Sidney: Wait a minute don’t go off by yourself. That’s not a good idea.

 

Crystal: F**k off bitch. I don’t believe in that crap nor do I need a babysitter.

 

Dewey: Fine potty mouth suit yourself.

 

Gale: Potty mouth?

 

Gale, Laura, and Sidney laughed at the remark as they checked out the place some more.

 

Dewey: It’s the first thing that came to mind.

 

Meanwhile Crystal stumbled off up the stairs as she got to the first floor and looked in to see which way to go.

 

Crystal: So many f**king doors and hallways. Damn.

 

Crystal walked to the left hall pass a couple of doors.

 

Knock…Knock…

 

Crystal heard a sudden noise coming from one of the rooms as she grew annoyed.

 

Crystal: Nice try assholes. Whoever is in this house trying to scare people is gone have to do better.

 

Crystal opened a door to her right as she walked into a boy’s room. It was decorated in Goth style with rock band posters on the wall, pictures of a nude woman was on the back of the door, the walls painted a dark red, webbing, skulls, and more.

 

Crystal: Seriously whoever lived in this room was *vulgarity*ed up. Marilyn Manson or whatever his name would call him insane and crazy.

 

Crystal… Crystal…

 

Crystal turned around as she heard something call her name from the closet. Crystal looked at the closet as she grew annoyed but a bit scared at the sound of the voice.

 

Crystal: Nice Ghostface intimation. You practically nailed it.

 

Crystal slowly approached the one of the doors to the closet.

 

Crystal: Remember this is bullshit. On the count of one. I think that’s how it goes. 1…2…3...

 

Crystal opened the door to the closet with a deep breath as a bunch of men Goth clothing stood in front of her face.

 

Crystal: Ha… I knew it.

 

Crystal turned around…

 

 

 

 

Chucky stood in front of her with a kitchen knife.

 

Chuck: Stupid bitch!

 

Chucky ran up and stabbed her multiple times in the gut before she could react. Blood spilled out with her guts and other mess. Blood vomited from her mouth as Crystal fell to the floor dead.

 

Chucky: Ha...Ha so I get to kill so poor assholes for a night? Awesome. Beats being in hell.

 

Chucky ran off to go hide as he wasn’t ready to reveal himself yet to his victims. As far as the body his other friends he knew that were back as well for a night would hide it for him being they were bigger and could move it faster. Let the fun begin he thought.

 

In the basement Jake had been looking for Crystal when through stupidity and alcohol he ended up down there. Jake wandered through the basement as he called out for Crystal.

 

Jake: Crystal babe where are you? There is no bathroom here!

 

Of course common sense apparently never met Jake because for some reason it never occurred to him why she would even go look for a bathroom in the basement in the first place. But hey I am just the author here so don’t mind me. Every horror movie needs there dumbass.

 

What’s your favorite scary movie?

 

Jake: Who said that?

 

Jake turned around scared as he grabbed a shovel nearby as a weapon.

 

Oh nice you picked out your own shovel for me to dig you your own grave. Smart boy. I was just gone go to Home Depot if you asked me.

 

Jake: *vulgarity* off whoever you are! It’s to beat your ass with mother*vulgarity*er!

 

Oh I am shaking in my boots. Don’t tell me you’re the guy whose gone save the day right?

 

Jake: Exactly. I am gone kick your sorry ass bitch! I don’t care what this house!

 

Well then turn around and come kick my ass then.

 

Jake turned around as he tried to put a brave face and met his killer.

 

 

 

 

Jake ran to Ghostface but tripped as he hit his leg on a table and stumbled. Ghostface ran to stab him in the chest but Jake blocked it with his shovel and swung at Ghostface. Ghostface ducked as he slashed at Jake’s wrist which held the shovel. A large gash appeared as Jake yelled in agony.

 

Jake: AAH!

 

Ghostface ran and went to stab Jake as Jake grabbed Ghostface’s arm as the two struggled in a strength battle. Ghostface kicked Jake in the nuts as Jake yelled in pain as Ghostface then stabbed Jake straight through the back of his head as he bent over. Jake fell to the floor dead as Ghostface used his costume to wipe the blood off his knife.

 

Back downstairs the rest of the remaining 4 teenagers and Sidney’s group started to notice the other two didn’t come back as they heard the yell.

 

Chris: Oh shit man!

 

Sally: Oh god there probably *vulgarity*ing!

 

Sidney and Laura looked at each other. Dewey and Gale looked to them as well. All four know what this meant. If there were any doubts all 8 people in the people soon had prove as they heard a loud rumbling upstairs on one of the higher floors.

 

Sidney: Okay it seems the game has already started. I can’t believe we already have two deaths already.

 

Laura picked up her ax and loaded up her handgun. Dewey took out his crossbow and put in ammo for his handgun as well. Sidney had a shotgun and large kitchen knife. Gale had a shotgun as well with a pistol.

 

Sidney: You ready to do this.

 

Laura: Absolutely.

 

 

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Laura Strode (From the original Halloween films. Sidney ended up being friends with her after an encounter they had at one of Sidney’s book signings. This is her right after the events of Halloween H20. Resurrection never happened here.)

 

Sidney Prescott (After Scream 4)

 

Dewey

 

Gale Weathers

 

And the 4 remaining teenagers. One is a horror/comic geek, a *vulgarity*, a jock, and a smart young girl who is with the wrong crowd. The teenagers have any weapons they can find inside the house. One of them does know how to make a pipe bomb using beer, rags, matches, and other stuff which they have.

 

Vs

 

Chucky (From the original Child’s Play films)

 

2 Ghostface killers (Billy & Sidney’s brother since they were supposed to be the best killers in the series)

 

Michael Myers (Remake film)

 

Everyone on the horror team can be killed by any means possible and they will stay dead once killed because they have only been brought back from the dead for one night.

[Callisto]

Learn More About

Laurie Strode

Read more about Laurie Strode at Wikipedia

Official Site: Universal Studios Links: Wikipedia Horror Movies Wiki Best Horror Movies

 

Sidney Prescott

Read more about Sidney Prescott at Wikipedia

Official Site: Dimension Films Links: Wikipedia Scream Wiki Horror Movies Wiki

 

Michael Myers (2007 Remake)

Read more about Michael Myers (2007 Remake) at Wikipedia

Official Site: Paramount Pictures Links: Wikipedia Horror film wiki- Michael Myers (Remake) Halloween wiki- Michael Myers (Remake)

 

 

[Xenerack5]

The teens bar the nice girl are very dead but Laurie, Sydney, Gale and Dewey take the fight to the killers for once and clean house. Great story.

[DSkillz]

Good set-up, baller. Given what Laura, Sidney, Dewey, and Gale have already been through, though, I'm not really sure why they'd just willingly agree to go through with this challenge.

 

As for the match, I have one question: the bad guys can be killed permanently per the set-up, but do they have as much damage soak/pain tolerance, etc., as they have in their respective movies?

[Guest bigballerju]

Yes everyone except Michael Myers has their pain tolerance just like in their respective movies. Michael Myers to be fair is toned down a bit in that department and not quite on the level. But he is still close.

[DSkillz]

Ah, well then, Laura, Sidney, and the other surviving vets should be able to get through this. The dumb teens die in the process, though (as usual), as well as at least one of the survivors.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

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SCORE

Sidney Prescott and Laurie Strode: 8

Michael Myers (2007 Remake): 6

FPA: 4.0