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Match 12936 Angela Baker vs. Jason Voorhees


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Fooldartz Enter your Set-Up for the match here. This is your post - it belongs to you - and you may use the EDIT function at any time in the future to update this post.

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Angela muttered to herself as she walked through the forest. For once in her life, she didn't want to be at camp. She'd been tricked. The brochure had included a map that clearly indicated it was her old murder grounds. Unfortunately for her, the map was a lie, a misprint. Admittedly, the brochure had called the camp Crystal Lake, but so what? People kept renaming the camp when they bought it after one of her killing sprees. So she'd decided to just go for broke and see if she could set a new record for fastest time killing everyone in camp. Which is why she was out here in the middle of the night, heading for the lake and her first victim, a stupid blonde girl named Mary. Just as she was about to step out of the forest though, Angela heard a strange gurgling noise.

 

"Mary?" She called out cautiously. Angela took another step forward and was shocked to see Mary standing there with the tip of a machete protruding from her back. Angela scowled and took another step forward, raising her ax. This was her camp for the time being, and no amateur was going to steal her kills. Then the killer withdrew the machete from Mary's body, letting the corpse fall to the ground. Angela's eyes widened when she saw the hockey mask. "Oh, right. Camp Crystal Lake." Angela muttered, taking a step back. Jason began walking towards her, and Angela gulped. She considered her options. Running wasn't a good one. She was not going to die running away from another Slasher. Angela bounced up and down on her feet, limbering up and getting ready for the upcoming battle.

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Alright, that's the setup. Now, before you just vote for Jason automatically, I'd like to point out a few things. First off, Angela is a virgin who never swears, drinks, or does drugs, so she's being protected by Last Girl Laws. Secondly, Jason usually gets killed off by a teenager with no fighting experience. Angela has a lot of experience.

 

Jason's weapons: His machete, his endurance, and his strength

Angela's weapons: Her ax, anything else she can get her hands on, her intelligence, and her speed.

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Guest Jason Redfield

I've never seen Sleepaway Camp, so I'm operating off secondhand knowledge here. Reading the Wikipedia article, she seems to be a relatively resourceful and cunning serial killer.

 

That being said, I don't see anything in the OP implying that she knows what she's dealing with. She may very well land a blow on Jason that would be lethal to most people only to get cut down by his machete. Another strike against her in that she is already facing off against him at the current moment.

 

 

Unless she gets extremely lucky and manages to land a decapitating blow to Jason right at the beginning of the battle (an iffy proposition at best), her best bet is to break contact with him and retreat into the camp to scavenge weapons and set up an ambush. Even then, Jason has home field advantage. As such, she could easily end up being the hunted rather than the hunter.

 

So really, all Angela has in her favor is her normal human speed and her resourcefulness/cunning, in addition to a slightly longer reach with her axe. I have my doubts that that will necessarily be enough to give her the win. Then again, Jason has fallen to lesser opponents via improvisation.

 

I'd be hesitant to give Angela more than 50/50 chances here, but she has a chance at this.

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Guest Jason Redfield

never heard of Angela Baker but i do know jason

 

so i say jason wins

 

This is extremely stupid reasoning to use in a match. Like, so stupid it hurts.

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never heard of Angela Baker but i do know jason

 

so i say jason wins

Soooo, no elaborating on why Jason would win? Kinda like how JR did? Usually gets ya pretty far.
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Guest edwin.john

i just read the story of her and i must say, not very impressive

 

plus jason can't die right?

 

never seen the movie

 

or played the game

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He CAN-CAN-CAN DIE.He was blown up-which 'killed' him until he started doing the body hoping bullshit. And if it wasn't for the nanobots or whatever, Jason would have stayed dead as the cyborg chick blew off his head in Jason X and he didn't get up-Until the nanobots turned him into Jason X

And um you're not a fan of her, despite never having heard of her?.

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never heard of Angela Baker but i do know jason

 

so i say jason wins

 

Hey edwin, here at CBUB, you'll quickly find out that you should really know your characters before you comment. If you don't know about a certain character, it might be good for you to research them with the links Callisto provides, or even look up videos of the characters on YouTube.

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Alright, sorry, I forgot that it's important to say what movie Jason's from. Well, he's been at Crystal Lake for a while now, and I really did enjoy the sixth movie, so I'd say it's in between 6 and 7.

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Guest potterpuppetpals

i just read the story of her and i must say, not very impressive

 

plus jason can't die right?

 

never seen the movie

 

or played the game

 

Wow. Just wow.

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For starters fooldarts Last girl laws wont apply to Angela as she was origianlly a he. And since Angela is a dude, a dick and a virgin she has horror movie laws stacked against her.

Though Jason is usually beaten by teenagers they are usully smarter than the teenagers in sleepaway camp. And lets not forget he took out Freddy and a bucnch of space marines in Jason x. I know that hasn't happened yet as per the set up but its not like Jason has a technique that adapts with practice. His style is simple, brutal, constant and guaranteed to leave Angela in more unrecogniseable pieces than Sleepaway camp 4.

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Wait, last girl rules don't apply to Angela because she used to be a dude? How does that work? I mean, she's biologically a girl now, and she always thought she was a girl. Doesn't that make her a girl for all intents and purposes. And as for Jason killing all those space marines in Jason X...I don't know, did anybody else get the feeling that Jason was channeling Nightcrawler there? He was moving ridiculously fast, even for Jason. And well, let's face it, those marines weren't exactly smart, unlike Angela. Though admittedly, it has been a while since I saw Jason X, so I could be remembering wrong.

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Horror movies are not known for being progressive so yes I assume the rules of horror still would classify Angela as a guy. And for the record surgery doesnt change biology just anatomy.

Besides drinking, swearing and sex are less important than murder. In horror movies you can be the nicest and most virginal girl in the film and still die if you are an accessory to murder. Case in point the girl nerd in Sorority row. With a body count like Angela's death is as certain as gravity.

Jason killing space marines may be stupid but even stupid feats count.

 

Also how smart can Angela be if she doesnt remember the location of her own camp in the set up.

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Also how smart can Angela be if she doesnt remember the location of her own camp in the set up.

Angela remembers the location of the camp, it was stated that the brochure for the camp accidentally included a map to her camp and she's just sticking around to kill everything out of annoyance. And if Angela's body count makes her certain to die, doesn't Jason's far higher body count make him more likely to die?

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No, I simply meant that with two killers all rules of horror movies are null and void so actual power will be the deciding factor and that Angela is outmatched in terms of power.

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