Match 13042 Strong Bad vs. Slender Man

December 3, 2012

^{In Free Country, USA were everyone can do anything free, or do some crap, but, they know that something is Stalking them.}

^{Today was morning, Everyone was feeling happy. But not for Strong bad he was feeling sick, he don't know why, so he use his the CompÃ©.}

^-------

^{As we see Strong bad himself using The CompÃ©, but then Strong bad was feeling somehow afraid. "Man some crap is going on with me" as he stop, using the CompÃ©.}

^{So he decided to go outside, but he feel something Stalking him so he run until he see Homestar Runner.}

^{"Hey Strong Bad what sup?" Said Homestar As he looks happy.}

^{"Nothing but something not right" Said Strong bad as he look tired.}

^{Now he decided go home but someone was following him. then he watch some Television it was about Caleb Rent payer.}

^{"Man, the guys are going to a like Napoleon dynamite." As Stong bad laugh.}

^{Then he turn off the tv, And trying to go to sleep}

^{He want go to sleep, but something was watching him like a woman. he go outside again,then he see the stick it was fine to see it. but then saw someone it was some guy who is. a tall man with long arms, "Hey you what are you doing watching me!" yell at him, but there was no Response from him. it was like was new here.}

^{"Look if you just stand there craping yourself then, i will come over there, to beat the crap out of}
^{you!" as strong bad yell again but. there was sill no response from him.}

^------

^{Strong bad was feeling afraid. it was like this morning but more night time. "Ummmmâ€¦. can you go. i want to go home" as he look more afraid. then he run he keep running and running until he goes to his home}

^{*On the next day*}

^{It is now morning as strong bad wake up to eat some crap. that strong sad buy, "Hey strong bad, bubs and homestar want to talk with you"said strong sad as an entire bag of Twizzlers, falling out of his mouth."khoi! You know that i don't eat them, and this is Ridiculous!" said by Dum Strong sad.}

^{Ok let get back to the Story.}

^{"Now why they want to talk about?" as strong bad look confused.}

^{"it was about this tall man that been watching them" as strong sad}

^{Then strong bad run off to fine them, but then he found them, they was at the Field.}

^{"So guys, how do you know about this,tall man?" As strong bad want to know.}

^{"Well last night, i want to get to sleep. but then saw this tell guy watching me outside so, i call him and said. Hey! you can you stop watching me? but then i was feeling Afraid like you guys then i wanna go to sleep but sill. then he was not there when i look away" As Homestar explain his story.}

^{"Wow homestar when do you explain stores so. good? Said Strong Bad as he joked.}

^{"Well i-"}

^{"Whatever it's my turn, i was In my Concession stand,then i saw that tall man. he was one mille away from me. so i told him Hey! you want something from my Concession Stand? or my discount dating service? but. there was no Response from him too. and you know he stand there for 1 hour."}

^{"So wait, you you live in your own stand?" as Strong bad look Confused,}

^{"Ya? so anyway, i wanna shoot him with my shotgun, but he was too far away, so i stay up all, night and that it." As Bubs explain his story too.}

^{"Wow so what's your story strong bad?" Homestar asked}

^{Then as strong bad explain his story, Poopsamith and the king of town come into to see what going on}

^{"Why hello there you guys, what do you think of my hot dogs today?" the king of town asked.}

^{"they were crap and oh, did you see that tell man? if you do then i will be happy if you died" As strong bad asked and joked}

^{As homestar explain The King of Town, to know what's going on, all of them want to make a plan.}

^{"Wait i know! The Cheat!" Then The Cheat come and more as well,}

^-------

^{*1 day later*}

^{As homestar was getting ready to leave for the plan, then..}

^{"Homestar were are you going?" Marzipan asked.}

^{"Oh Hai Marzy, i am going with my guys to, embarrassing a tall man}

^{"A tall man? is, he good for, me?"}

^{"Ummm no, he look like he too old, for you"}

^{Then homestar see the ven.}

^{"Oooo, it look's like i got to, go bye," As homestar leave.}

^{As homestar goes into the ven, he asked}

^{"Were do, you get that ven, bubs?"}

^{"Oh, i got it, from Pennsylvania, it was fun back there}

^{Then Strong Bad And the gang come}

^{"Come on cubs let go" said Strong Bad as he wanna to go now.}

^{As Homestar,Strong Bad,Bubs,Homesar,Strong Mad,Coach Z,The Cheat,Pom pom,Poopsmith,The King of Town And Senor Cardgage. get's on an ven, as they Ride into the wood's}

^{Bubs was driving the ven. and Strong bad got a camera because they think they can embarrassing by make a fun of him}

^{then the ven stop's as they get off, and prepared to make the plan.}

^{"Ok guys, here the plan, i put on the camera and. when we see him, we all make a fun of him, by telling him to go to hell or suff and if he try to kill us or something, then pom pom will, take his gun. and shoot him." As strong bad explain the plan.}

^------
^{Then all of them are walking into the wood's,one of them was afraid,it was Coach Z who was afraid}

^{'Guys, can we go. home now?" Coach Z asked to the Gang.}

^{"Hell no Coach Z! we not going to leave here, until we embarrass him." Strong Bad want to continued to go}

^{But then, Coach Z run"s from the gang}

^{"Ah F**** Pom pom And Poop guy, Go get him!" Strong bad asked Pom pom and Poopsmith.}

^{Then the two goes After Coach Z, But they decided walk not running,So they keep waking and waking, until they Saw Coach Zâ€¦..}

^DEAD!

^{it's was Not Good! they were paralyzed, to see that he was dead. they just don't know why, For that they want to kill the guy, Who killed Coach Z,then someone was behind Poopsmith it wasâ€¦}

^{A Hooded man that attacked the Poopsmith then he use his shovel to attack back, the Hooded man kick him in the gut. Poopsmith hit him and Kick him, And he see the Hooded man got a knife.}

^{Pom pom want to help him, but he see's someone too.}

^{It's was a Masked Man, it about to attack pom pom,He try to use his gun to shoot him, But the Masked Man attacks him,takes his gun and try shoot him, But Pom Pom Dodge it and kicks him, in the gut. The Masked Man Takes out an knife and try, to kill him with it, but pom pom Jumps kick him in the Mask, And then he take out a bo staff And about to battle him with his knife.}

^{As all of them battle, the King of town was watching.}

^{"Ohoho The Poopsmith And Pom guy are battling, some two Ohohoho"As The King of town Watch.}

^{But There was someone behind Him, so he look back And..."OHHHOOHHOOHOHOH!"....He was killed.}

^{As The Poopsmith Had blood everywhere. he was dying, The Hooded man was about to kill him Then....he have a bomb And it exploding Two of them.}

^{When Pom pom saw Poopsmith Died, he go's mad and He takes his Gun, and shoot him in the eye killing him.}

^--------
^{-Somewhere in the wood's}

^{We See the Gang, got 7 notes and they were, running.}

^{"OH MAN OH MAN, I DON'T WANT TO DIE, I DON'T WNAT TO DIE!" As Homestar was running, and crying at the same time.}

^{"Why WHY?! Why Did we, go here?!" As Strong Sad Holding 7 notes.}

^{Then the gang saw, Pom pom and the dead masked man.}

^{"Pom pom..why did yo-"}

^{Before homestar asked, the gang saw a second gang but, they were kid's}

^{And the Tall man, was here too.}

^{Then Pom Pom, bubbles at the gang.}

^{"Pom pom..BU-"}

^{Pom Pom, bubbles Again telling them, to go.}

^{So they did leaving Pom Pom, behind.}

^{The gang Keep running and running until, they saw a small house, The door was unlock so they go in, and lock the door they were save.}

Everyone, was silence then homestar, was crying.

^{"WHY WHY?! COACH Z DIED, POOPSMITH DIED, THE KING DIED AND NOW POM POM?! WHY DO THEY DIED?!"As homestar was crying more.}

^{Then Strong bad said.}

^{"OK STOP CRYING, I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT,BUT WE NOT GAVING OFF, WE MUST STOP HIM AND GET OUT OF HERE!"}

^{"BUT HOW?!" Strong man yelled.}

Then strong bad, saw a note, it was the last one.

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^{"....We must have something, to make a make a plan" Said Strong bad as he see the note}

^{"Well..i have my experimentation that i being" said Bubs as Carry a experimentation.}

^{"WHAT?! Why did you tell me so?!"As strong bad was mad.}

^{'Sorry, i didn't tell you about that, so what the plan?"Said Bubs}

^{"The Cheat! Go Help, Bubs do his experimentations And this may be our last plan yet."}

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Now The Gang must make a plan and Strategy in 24 hours,Until Slender man will come and kill them

Will they make it? of they will all die

Survivors:

Homestar
Homesar
Strong Bad
Bubs
Strong Mad
The Cheat
Senor Cardgage

Who will survive?

Callisto · December 3, 2012

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Slender Man

Read more about Slender Man at Wikipedia

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DSkillz · December 5, 2012

Well, you've certainly put in more content here than your previous match, khoi. And judging from the Strong Bad shorts I've just watched, the characters' bad grammar-ed dialogue seems more or less in character. The narration, if it's being told by Strong Bad himself, also seems in character, grammar and all. Othewise, there are still plenty of grammar and sentence mistakes.

As for the match, Strong Bad and his crew don't look nearly capable enough to do anything with the likes of Slender Man.

December 5, 2012

Yeah im not good at doing good grammar and this is my best to make a story and do you think?

Strong Bad and his crew don't look nearly capable enough to do anything with the likes of Slender Man.

Well.....Bubs do have some experimentations that make's his Concession Stand turn into a giant version of his head and decapitate him.

DSkillz · December 5, 2012

Yeah im not good at doing good grammar and this is my best to make a story and do you think?

Keep working at it, man. You're young and still have plenty of room to improve. This is your best match yet.

Well.....Bubs do have some experimentations that make's hisConcession Stand turn into a giant version of his head and decapitate him.

Eh, I guess. I'd probably have to be a buff with Strong Bad lore to know that for certain.

Callisto · December 8, 2012

Match Final Results

USER RATINGS

C Good amount of content, and seemingly in character with the Strong Bad universe, but plenty of grammar problems and a stomp.

SCORE

Strong Bad: 6

Slender Man: 10

FPA: 2.0

DesktopComedian · March 2, 2021

So Coach Z is dead, but Slenderman (who, may I remind you, is also Coach Z) is alive???

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