Guest Dinsdale Piranha Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Lilly Munster sat at the bar with a mixed drink (nightshade and absinth) and a mournful expression. The magic had gone out of her marriage. It had been so long since Herman had looked at her that she wondered if there was something wrong with his manhood. Unfortunately, she'd sent it in to have it looked at and the technician hadn't been able to find a problem. As she sat and drank, Lilly heard the sad sounds of a funeral dirge someone was playing on a harpsichord (this being the only harpsichord bar in town). She glanced over and saw a towering gruesome creature at the keyboard. Lilly, who had a thing for tall, shambling hulks, was smitten. "It would serve Herman right if I went home with that guy," she said. Picking up her glass, she moved over to sit on the bench beside him. "Hi, handsome," she said. "My name's Lilly." "Uuuunhh!" the big guy groaned. She learned a lot about him over the next dozen drinks. His name was Lurch and he worked for a local family who let him sleep in their dungeon. He didn't mind so much, but he didn't get much of a social life. "You're lonely, just like me," she said. "C'mon, let's find a hotel and console each other. "Uuuuunhh!" Lurch said. They were just checking in when Herman's car pulled into the lot. He got out and shambled angrily into the lobby. "Lilly!" he shouted. "What are you doing?" "Don't give me that!" she snapped. "I'm with Lurch now, and he's going to give me everything you couldn't." "Uuuuunhhh!" Lurch said. Herman roared with fury and the two behemoths went at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Learn More AboutHerman MunsterRead more about Herman Munster at WikipediaOfficial Site: Universal Links: wikipedia Munsters.comL Herman Munster TV Land.Com: Herman Munster LurchRead more about Lurch at WikipediaOfficial Site: The Addams Foundation Links: Wikipedia TV Tropes Wikipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Match Final ResultsHerman Munster: 6Lurch: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest potterpuppetpals Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Ha! Epic match-up! Perhaps a little more story and this would make a good match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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