Confession FPT Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 The Grinch stared at his computer screen, he was quite pissed.He felt lonely, rejected, isolated, dissed. The Grinch was a lonely guy. He spent hours on the internet because of this.He anonymously posted hateful comments on websites and sent viruses to 12-year-old’s e-mail addresses. But one thing he did find when Google-ing his name was a website called electricferret.He hated everything, but electricferrt so much, he could barely stand it. “If you don’t know what this shit is,†he would tell his dog Max, “Its this dumb website where they make people fight.â€â€œIt’s a waste of time and stupid too, but hundreds of nerds do this for their sick delight!†“And I’m on there! I have a profile on this damn thing! I don’t remember giving anyone my permission for that!â€â€œI should sue them! I’ll take them for everything their worth! Ruin their Christmas! Crush them! Ker-splat!†He won some of these fictitious matches and he lost some. Mostly lost. He tolerated it. And he tolerated it. Until he noticed something one day.Something that made him excited, happy, amusing and gay. Something that made him shout "Hurray! He saw that someone on the website had pitted The Lizard, that popular badguy from Spiderman. Against his fellow Christmas Special Character, Frosty the Snowman. He chuckled because he liked the idea of another green villain beating Frosty into mush.But…that didn’t happen…nothing like that, about that, or such When the match ended, had prepared the popcorn and made up some bets,But when the results were posted, Frosty had pulled out the upset. He screamed in rage as he looked at Frosty’s Win/Loss record, “WHAT!?â€â€œHE CAN BEAT THE LIZARD, BUT I CAN’T BEAT CATWOMAN!? WHAT THE f**k!?†Grinchy had been in more “matches†than Frosty, but Frosty had won more bouts.This made the Grinch almost turn red, caused him to complain and pout. “I’M STRONGER THAN FROSTY†he gave out a shout, “I’m as strong as 100 Whos, no doubt!â€â€œI can’t take this Max!†he screamed, “But this is a problem I can do something about!†So the Grinch loaded up his sleigh, with dastardly things. With hacksaws, a shotgun, piano wire, a trench knife, and a wrench as big as a baseballbat.He put on a bulletproof vest, some chaps, and spikey shoes. And he did not forget his Red Sox Ball Cap. “I can beat Frosty†was the thought consistently sliding through his head,“I know I can! I’ll kill him, and mangle him, until he is dead!†He slide down Mt. Crumpet with his dangerous toys.Laughing at the sick thought he had with joy. He went to the foot of his mountain, where the Snowmen resided.He didn’t stop as he passed the town gate and stopped in an igloo, where his sled collided. He stepped out the wreckage and faced the snowpeople, who were shocked.He gave them a slight smile and pulled out his Glock. He yelled at them, “Listen here, Motherf**kers!â€The snow people shook as the Grinch thundered. He waved his gun and began to throw threats, “I want Frosty here so I can kick his sloshy head in!â€He grabbed a snowwoman and screamed “If I don’t get him now, I’ll shoot this bitch in the shin!†He heard a monstrous roar from somewhere behind.He turned and saw a figure that disturbed his peace of mind. It was Big Bad Mr. Frosty, come to save his snowy friends.“You big green bitch!†he yelled, “This is the end!†“You dare touch my friends? You f**kng prick!â€â€œI’m gonna dead you! Meet my Ice Pick!†Merry Christmas, evvrybody! Confession FPT Enter your Set-Up for the match here. This is your post - it belongs to you - and you may use the EDIT function at any time in the future to update this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Learn More AboutThe GrinchRead more about The Grinch at WikipediaOfficial Site: Dr. Seuss Links: Wikipedia IMDB 1966 Grinch Animated How the Grinch Stole Christmas Bad Mr. FrostyRead more about Bad Mr. Frosty at WikipediaOfficial Site: Interplay Games Links: Wiki for Clay Fighter Wiki for Clay Fighter 2 Wiki for Clay Fighter 63 1/3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confession FPT Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Even though its cliche and it sucks, I like rhymingI know I'm bad at it, but I'm going to keep...trying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenaryblade Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Made me giggle, I think Mr.Frosty might have this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confession FPT Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 Made me giggle, I think Mr.Frosty might have this oneA giggle is all I need! I looked up a youtube video of Bad Frosty's fighting. He's pretty tough. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkRfN9j6kdU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Austo191 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Haha I liked this one. Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cat king Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Great match plot and idea, the grinch should win for three reasons 1. The grinch is probably ten times stronger than the snowman.2. The grinch has all those weapons and a sleigh to run the snowman over with3. Finally the grinch has an unfair win/lose record he deserves a win, who's with me?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cat king Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Plus bad mr frosty has only deafeted gumby (wah wah waaaaah)( trumpet) (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigballerju Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Good setup and Frosty wins. Grinch won't have a sure way of putting him down with the weapons he has plus Frosty would do better in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Heh. Good set-up. I think the Grinch goes down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dinsdale Piranha Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Does the Grinch have the strength of ten Grinches plus two? I thought that only happened when he let his heart grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadow Flesh Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 love the setup and rhyming attempt, I got some pretty good laughs out of it. Unfortunately for the Grinch's win/loss record Bad Mr.Frost is going to tear him into christmas confetti. Although the gang of weapons makes the fight more even, Frosty is more durable and much better fighter (PS- I still own ClayFighter for the N64... its awesome!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cat king Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Actually I think, night crawler that the grinch has a better win/lose record than bad mr frosty, bad mr frosty has had one win and the grinch has four wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Actually I think, night crawler... Um, cat king, in case you didn't know, the words directly above a profile's avatar are that user's posting title. A profile's user name is directly above that. If you already knew that and were being facetious, my bad. Anyways, good set-up, Confession. Good concept and, eh, OK rhyming. As for the match, Bad Mr. Frosty takes this. The Grinch doesn't have a thing here that can put Frosty down, nor does he have the skill to combat Frosty's melee attacks. (PS- I still own ClayFighter for the N64... its awesome!) Heh, young'in. I used the play the original Clayfighter regularly on the SNES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Match Final ResultsUSER RATINGS A B Good concept. B A B A SCORE The Grinch: 17Bad Mr. Frosty: 12FPA: 3.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamagingRob Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Heh, young'in. I used the play the original Clayfighter regularly on the SNES. You guys smell that? Someone open up a window, and let the old out. And holy carp! Grinch pulled off an upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cat king Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Never had a doubt he was going to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cat king Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 and by lose I mean bad mr frosty lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 -cut- -cut- Two month old match... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.T. Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Really? I hadn't noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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