Guest HulkSmashSpammers Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 The Joker was laying back and reclining on his lounge chair in his Japanese apartment, with his girlfriend, Harley Quinn’s arms wrapped adoringly around his neck. “Ahh, you know, Harley? As fun as it can be to do crime in Gotham and have a few laughs with the Bat, it can still be very stressful.†Said the Joker to Harley. “Even us criminals need a vacation every once in a while.†“I couldn’t agree more, Mr. J! Besides, I was getting tired from staring at that red, cloudy sky all the time.†Harley agreed. “I know, and besides, I doubt we’ll ever get bored here.†Smiled the Joker. “I hear the Japanese police force is a lot more of a challenge, and if I see anymore of these Japanese game shows, I might blow a funny fuse.†Joker picked up his remote and hit the Power button. The television faded to black. “Come, pudding. Let’s go for a stroll down Kyoto.†Chuckled the Joker. Meanwhile, Usagi was playing video games with Ami, Minako, Rei, and Makoto at Usagi’s house. They had just finished their homework, and had never had such a happy sleepover in all the time they had known each other. That was until they heard a loud noise that sounded like gunfire, and clown-like laughter echoing from miles away. “An explosion!†Rei shouted in surprise. “Let’s go, everyone!†“But we’re about to get past the airship!†whimpered Usagi as she pointed to the television screen, which displayed a pause screen on New Super Mario Bros. Wii. “Get a grip, Usagi!†Rei bellowed as she grabbed her firmly by the neck and dragged her outside.The Joker was having the time of his life as Japanese citizens were running and screaming out of the jewelry store. “Talk about target consumers!†The Joker laughed loudly as he held his finger on the trigger of his Tommy gun. “Hold it right there!†yelled Sailor Mars. The Joker saw four Japanese schoolgirls standing before him. “Ooooh! Sorry, ladies! Sometimes, I don’t even know how sexy I am!†Joker felt a slap from Harley. He glared at her and raised his fist. “Um…well. Four against two.†The Joker laughed nervously. “Four…?†asked Sailor Mercury. The Scouts looked and saw Sailor Moon looking at some jewelry. She felt a punch in the face from Mars and almost cried when she hit the floor. “DON’T LOSE FOCUS!†yelled Mars. So, that’s my fight. Decided the Joker needed a breath of fresh air from the streets of Gotham. What do you think? Will it be the clown prince of crime? Or the Sailor Scouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Learn More AboutSailor ScoutsRead more about Sailor Scouts at WikipediaOfficial Site: Toei Animation Links: Sailor Scouts WIki Entry Guardian Senshi Samsloan-Sailor Moon The JokerRead more about The Joker at WikipediaOfficial Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia: The Joker DC Database: The Joker DCcomics.com: The Joker (PDF file) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megarock58 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Joker does not have a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom 2009 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Sailor Scouts all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confession FPT Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Poor Joker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dinsdale Piranha Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I've looked at the Sailor Scouts listing and all the links there and browsed the web a bit. I can see they have magical powers but can't find anything about what those magical powers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom 2009 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I've looked at the Sailor Scouts listing and all the links there and browsed the web a bit. I can see they have magical powers but can't find anything about what those magical powers are. Wikimoon is the best site to find information on Sailor Moon. http://www.wikimoon.org/index.php?title=Main_Page But still the Joker is no match for the Sailor Scouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dinsdale Piranha Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 No, I think he's not. Her attacks are... hard to evaluate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickthekid Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Joker better hope his immunity exists outside of his universe, because he's in for a severe beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shadow Flesh Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I like this really match. It's a fun setup with everyone in character, outside of Harley slapping Joker. As for the fight, Harley and Joker get obliterated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HulkSmashSpammers Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 I like this really match. It's a fun setup with everyone in character, outside of Harley slapping Joker. As for the fight, Harley and Joker get obliterated... Well, as for Harley's slap, I decided an out-of-character joke wouldn't be bad lol. And thanks for the feedback! Keep reading my matches, and I promise I won't disappoint! -HulkSmashSpammers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hastur Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I think the Sailors lose one member when Joker gets bored with the foreplayand guns one of them down, both to speed things up and let 'em know that shit just got real. Of course, Joker then gets mulched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Mad Hatter Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The Sailor Scouts are actual superheroines, with superpowers. The Joker is just a regular human with a clown face. The Scouts can finish this fight in a matter of seconds. There's a reason why Joker sticks with Batman and doesn't mess with guys like Superman, Flash or Wonder Woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Match Final ResultsUSER RATINGS B B B SCORE Sailor Scouts: 13The Joker: 10FPA: 3.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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