Match 13897 Kazuya Mishima and Jin Kazama vs. Akuma and Ryu

[Guest .Big Game James.]

hello electricferret universe. im glad to be back after a long break.

 

-BGJ-

going back to celeb death-match supreme for this one...HERE WE GO!

in case you forgot or haven't been exposed yet lol

 

(recap) A great writer named Big Game James decided to ressurect the Celeb Death-Match name and transform it into Celebrity Death-Match Supreme. He hired two new hosts, and 1 reporter. He decided to hire host, Denny Armstrong, a 45 year old, intelligent democrat who lives in a million dollar house in New York City, and drives a Rolls Royce. His co-host Chester Belleworth, a 38 year old alcoholic, and gambler who is currently living in a halfway house in Los Angeles. At one time he was known as the wealthiest man to ever walk the earth being the only man in the world to ever possess a quadrillion dollars. Chester is also a great commentator even when drunk. Big Game James also hired a reporter by the name of Gina Rose DeChamp, a blonde hair, blue eyed, 25 year old who is a successful college graduate. She is known as sports illustrated's #1 worst reporter in the world but sports illustrated's #1 hottest woman in the world. She lives in Miami Florida and usually reports in a light blue, pink polka dotted swimsuit. A ring announcer by the name of George Brewer Jr. who is always in stiff competition with Michael Buffer and has also taken on Michael in a Vampire vs. Zombie Deathmatch. Michael was a zombie and George was a Vampire. He is a 50 year old smoker who lives in Washington D.C. Last but not least, he hired a referee by the name of Frankie "Count to 10" Samson, who has refereed over 5,000 matches in his career. He is a 42 year old who lives in Honolulu Hawaii.

 

Celebrity Death-Match Supreme----- PPV #5: Heavy Hittin' & and Skull Splittin'

 

Denny Armstrong: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome back to Celebrity Death-Match Supreme! I know we havent aired in several months and there is a perfectly good explanation to go with it. Unfortunately Chester shut down the show because of his horrible drinking issues. The owner, Big Game James refused to air the show without our ole' pal Chester here to join. What a great feeling to be back folks. As you can see Chester has a black eye and a bloody lip. Thats not because he fell on the concrete because he was drunk, but because i beat the hell out of him. You know how hard it is to pay on a Rolls Royce Phantom when you dont have an income? You can't do it. Which is why i had to show Chester what was up and knock him out earlier as soon as i saw him. But Chester apologized and now were all past our differences, and what do you know Chester is using an ice cold beer to take down the swelling on his eye. If he knew what was good for him he'd let go of the beer before his other eye turns black too. Anyway over to Chester.

 

Chester: Hello folks and yes, what a great feeling to be back in the Death-Match arena. Also i would like to thank Denny for knocking me out and making me realize that i ruined everyones life when i shut down the show because of my drinking issues. I have only had 2 cases of beer and a bottle of liquor today so quite honestly i didnt feel a thing when you knocked me out Denny and your still a vagina. HAHAHA. Anyway. our matches tonight have been an outstanding expirience to watch. We have seen Thor literally tear Superman in half and continued to smash him over the face with his "Kryptonite" hammer that he found underneath the ring. How did that get there? What a clobberin' good time it was to see "The Man of Steel", literally, look like the man of glass as he was beaten to a pulp. Next week Thor will defend his title against none other than Lobo himself. My O My will that be one to watch. Once again im glad to be back on TV and over to you Denny.

 

Denny: Thanks Chester! We also witnessed AC/DC take on Metallica. It was a total bloodbath. The crowd never sit down while both bands brutally beat the crap out of another. After puddles of blood were scattered all over the ring both bands decided to call it quits and shake hands. Believe it or not the band decided to collaberate on a new album that will be out July of this year. The album is called Electric Noise with a single of the same title. Hetfield and Johnson both go all out and is said that it will be the top selling album of the year. Can't wait to hear that one. Be sure to check it out at AC/DC.com, Metallica.com, or ElectricNoize.org. Following that death-match a 10 man battle royal was held between "a few heavy hitters" if i may. The line-up of contestants were as follows: Spawn, Blade, Nightwing , Wolverine, Ghostrider, Scorpion, Batman, Deathtroke, Sub-Zero, and Deadpool. After one of the most brutal battle royals ever witnessed only two fighters stood in the ring to smash it out for the win. None other than Spawn and Ghostrider. The two battled for almost 20 minutes before each others chains wrapped around one another and at the time both fighters were torn in half. What a shame right. So the victory ended up going to the only other person who was still alive, even though he was missing both arms and a leg. Scorpion! Congrats Scorpion and hope you recover soon. Back to Chester for the final announcements before we get into our main event. 

 

Chester: Thanks Denny and yes it was a brutal battle royal indeed. Also, make sure to buy your tickets for the Celebrity Death-Match season passes that will be given away after the show. Only 5 bucks for 10 tickets. Can't beat that ladies and gents. Now we will go down to Gina who is standing down in the locker rooms with our first main event tag team.

 

Gina: Hello folks, I'm Gina Rose Dechamp standing here with Team Tekken, which is composed of Kazuya Mishima and Jin Kazama. So Kazuya how do you see the match playing out tonight?

 

Kazuya: It's simple Gina. Our opponents will be bested by our skill ans speed. They have no chance against two of Tekkens toughest fighters. We will crush whoever steps in our way. 

 

Gina: Thankyou Kazuya, and now onto team Street Fighters locker room. 

 

 Gina: Hi again everyone and i'm here with Team Street Fighter consisting of Ryu and Akuma. Ryu how do you see you and your opponent fairing out tonight against Team Tekken? 

 

Ryu: Well Gina, Akuma and I have trained very hard to be at the caliber of fighting we are. We will let no team stand in our way until we have won. Our victory should be a solid one tonight. 

 

Gina: Well you heard it folks both teams are prepped and ready to go at it. What an exciting match it will be! Now down to George Brewer for the ring announcements. 

 

Brewer: Helloooo ladies and gentlemen! Tonight our main event is a tag team last man standing match. Introducing first. With a combined weight of 345 pounds...JIN KAZAMA & KAZUYA MISHIMA...TEAM TEKKEN!!!!

***and their opponents***

at a combined weight of 330 pounds...RYU & AKUMA....TEAM STREET FIGHTER!!!

 

ding ding... let the battle begin

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[Callisto]

Learn More About

Jin Kazama

Read more about Jin Kazama at Wikipedia

Official Site: Namco Links: Jin Wiki Entry Manji Clan: Jin Kazama Tekken Zaibatsu: Jin Kazama

 

Kazuya Mishima

Read more about Kazuya Mishima at Wikipedia

Official Site: Namco Links: Kazuya Mishima- Wikipedia Kazuya Mishima- Tekkenpedia Kazuya- Fighters Generation

 

Ryu

Read more about Ryu at Wikipedia

Official Site: Capcom Links: Wikipedia SF on Wikipedia Cyberfuturism

 

Akuma

Read more about Akuma at Wikipedia

Official Site: Capcom comics Links: Wikipedia Street Fighter Alpha Akuma / Gouki

 

 

[Guest potterpuppetpals]

Bit of a bad match. Why are these guys teaming up and fighting? They're all arch enemies.

[Guest Dr. Pymp(mex)]

Good set up, they won't team up, but for the sake of the set up, lets say they have to because of their opponents.

 

Now

 

Ryu is powerful, some say more so than Akuma, while others say he is not. (If you watch the anime movies Ryu always ends up driving Akuma off)

Akuma canon destroyed an island and was underwater destroying a submarine (Not a big deal, but he can be underwater?)

Now Jin and Kazuya are not as powerful in their human forms, so if thats the case, Ryu and Akuma win, however

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEdk3K7x0Y

 

will show that they are truly more powerful and faster than their Street Fighter Counterparts.

[RakaiThwei]

I could totally play this on my Street Fighter X Tekken game!

 

-Rakai'Thwei

[Guest bigballerju]

Team One wins. Both are more powerful and the setup doesn't say they can't access their full power.

[RakaiThwei]

Team One wins. Both are more powerful and the setup doesn't say they can't access their full power.

What makes you think the Devil Gene is more powerful than the Satsui No Hadou?

-Rakai'Thwei

[Guest bigballerju]

From what I have seen in Tekken it seems to be more powerful if you watch the story of Kazuya and Jin. 

[RakaiThwei]

From what I have seen in Tekken it seems to be more powerful if you watch the story of Kazuya and Jin. 

If we take Street Fighter X Tekken into account, both seem to be relatively equal.

-Rakai'Thwei

[Guest bigballerju]

I keep forgetting about that game. I haven't really played it yet. Is it canon?  

[RakaiThwei]

I keep forgetting about that game. I haven't really played it yet. Is it canon?  

Not necessarily, but both character sides are shown to be true to their capabilities.

Also, it should be noted that Kazuya only has half of his power that he had in the first two Tekken games. Tekken 4 - Tekken 6, he hasn't acquired that other half of his power-- which is of course, residing in Jin.

Also, Akuma has perfected his skill over the Satsui No Hadou to where he can turn to Shin Akuma at will.

-Rakai'Thwei

[xLEGACYx]

Dont know the characters all that well but the story is interesting

[Dark Spider-man]

If the Tekken characters can have access to their full powers then I think Akuma should be able to turn in to Oni which is his full demon form. 

It depends, in SFxTK the devil gene and satsui no hadou are equal.  But I think the game isn't canon.  Just like the Marvel vs Capcom series.

That being said if it is just them from their respective universes not counting SFxTK then Team 1 wins after a hard fight.  If it is based off SFxTK then both have an equal shot which I think Team 2 will take.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results

USER RATINGS

michalecs gives it a grade of: C

Dark Spider-man gives it a grade of: A

xLEGACYx gives it a grade of: A

patrickthekid gives it a grade of: A

bigballerju gives it a grade of: C Okay setup. Old school type setup. Maybe better for a Rumble.

SCORE

Jin Kazama and Kazuya Mishima: 4

Ryu and Akuma: 11

FPA: 3.2