The Boob Tube Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Episode 190 Match 3: A Couple of Cold Ones Pat: “Hello and welcome back to Comic Book Universe Battles! So far, we have been treated with quite an entertaining show for you here tonight. We started off with two very dangerous post-apocalyptic femme fatales hunting down each other only for Ellie getting the upper hand in the end.” Jay: “With one hand, no less.” Pat: “Followed up by a Wild West showdown which, in the end, turned out to be Arthur Morgan who was a lot quicker on the draw.” Jay: “Looks like old Doc Holliday is going to be hitting up that Old Town Road all the way into the afterlife.” Pat looks over to Jay with an unamused look on his face. Pat: “Really, Jay?” Jay: “What? We may be a little bit older, but that ain’t gonna stop me from being hip with today’s trends.” Pat: “Sure....Any who, now it is time for our MAIN EVENT and let me tell you this one is going one stone cold matchup as Frost from the Mortal Kombat realm will be taking on Elsa from the magical world of Disney fables.” Jay: “Both of these ladies have had quite the career for themselves within their respective franchises. On one side of the corner, you have a former Snow Queen who would use her magic to channel the great elements of the cold making her a protector of enchanted forest.” Pat: “And on the other side of the ring, you have a backstabbing cryomancer who would start off as a pupil for the Lin Kuei but would later sacrifice her body for cybernetic parts only to further enhance her abilities and get back at her former mentor Sub-Zero.” Jay: “Frost gives new meaning to the term ‘Stone Cold bi--’” Pat: “SOO with a match up like this one it is very difficult to see who will come out on top, especially when these two are going to be duking it out on the arctic tundra. Which is why, as we are waiting for the arena to restructure itself into the snowy landscape, we have Harley Quinn backstage returning as our official CBUB interviewer as she is lucky enough to talk to Elsa about her upcoming match here tonight. Harley, take it away.” Harley: “HEYAA PAT & JAY! Good to be back, again! I am here with Elsa, the most gorgeous singing ice princess I have ever laid my eyes on.” Elsa: “Oh, you’re too kind Harley. I’m sure you’ve met plenty of ice princesses where you’re from.” Harley: “I have, but they’re not exactly princesses and not nearly as pretty as you.” 😉 Elsa: “Oh…” 😊 Harley: “So tell me, Elsa baby, you’re about to go head-to-head with a literal stone cold assassin with a thirst for vengeance, and from a realm that is downright full of ruthless fighters. How do you prepare for something like that?” Elsa: “Well...I’m not going to lie. The very thought of fighting a cunning foe like this woman does sound quite nerve wracking, to say the least, but I have seen far more uglier things out there and overcame them. I do believe, with all of my heart and soul, that I--” Frost: “Heart & soul? HA! What a joke!” Frost approaches the two women as Harley moves the microphone over towards her direction. Harley: “Why do you say that?” Frost: “Because the truth of the matter is that heart and soul do NOT help you win fights, it’s years of training and enhancements that’ll get you ahead of the game.” Elsa: “Oh, Frost. If only you had a heart or a soul, to begin with, maybe then you would see things a lot more differently.” Harley: “Ooohh snap!” Frost: “Can it, clown! What I believe is the will to survive and thrive through any fight with the skills REAL fighters learn throughout the years. When we get into that arena tonight, I’m gonna... gonna… umm...” Elsa: “Can’t hold it back anymore?” Frost: “Exactly! And then afterwards I’ll…” Harley: “Turn away and slam the door?” Frost: "Yes! Because I don’t care what they say going to say because--” Elsa: “The cold never bothered you anyway!” Frost: “Yeah, I… wait…” Harley & Elsa: “Let it go, let it go! Don’t hold me back anymore!” Both Harley and Elsa break out in laughter as the demeanor on Frost’s face quickly grows red with anger. Frost lets out a scream of frustration as she quickly forms an icicle from her hand as she lunges towards the ladies, but is quickly caught and pulled back by Stone Cold Steve Austin. As Austin removes the icicle from Frost’s hand he stands between the two separating them. Steve Austin: “Alright, you two! As the official CBUB referee, I am also the head peacemaker backstage as well to make sure none of you broads don’t cut each other’s throats behind the scenes before your matches. If you wanna get it on, then get it on inside the arena.” Frost: “Once I take care of the princess tonight I’m coming after you next, clown.” As Frost makes her way to the arena, Harley begins to wrap up her interview with Elsa. Harley: “Well Elsa, best of luck to you tonight and (obviously) I’ll be rooting for ya.” Elsa: “Oh don’t you worry about me, Harley. I’m gonna shove that icicle of hers so far down her throat, she’ll be shitting ice cubes for a week.” Harley: “Oh...A little bit of a dark side under all of that good looks.” Elsa: “You have no idea, Harley.” Harley: “Well, umm...back to you in the studio, boys.” Pat: “Thank you, Harley Quinn! Boy, that was intense.” Jay: “Who knew a couple of ice cold divas can get so hot with rage.” Pat: “Indeed, Jay. We are indeed ready for the main event here tonight. Who will win? Killer cyborg or Disney princess? Let’s take a look to see what our viewers on our social media page have to say about this.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Learn More About Frost (Mortal Kombat) Read more about Frost (Mortal Kombat) at Wikipedia Official Site: Netherrealm Studios Links: Wikipedia Wikia FightersGeneration Elsa Of Arendelle Read more about Elsa Of Arendelle at Wikipedia Official Site: Disney Links: Wikipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKA Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 So, how far apart are they when the fight begins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 The Tournament is for two match entries only. July Tournament Rules This is a third match by the same creator, I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boob Tube Posted July 8, 2020 Author Share Posted July 8, 2020 Oh, my bad. I didn't know. I just saw the entry was still readily available so I just assumed that we kept going. I should have put this in the ranked category. Sorry about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boob Tube Posted July 9, 2020 Author Share Posted July 9, 2020 Quick update: Changed the title, so this is NOT a main tournament. Feel free to continue to vote away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKA Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Fox said: The Tournament is for two match entries only. July Tournament Rules This is a third match by the same creator, I think? Edit: was being a smart ass. And I realized I was still wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKA Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Early in the rules you put only 2, but later in the rules it does say at least 2. I can see where that might cause some confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peypeypeypey Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a lot of ice puns by having Mr. Freeze from Batman and Robin on special guest commentary. "Ice to see you all" "These ladies need to chill out" "Looks like she needs to cool down." So on and so on I would think Frost would just body Elsa though. Isn't she like a trained assassin? Elsa is definitely more powerful from what I know, but I think Frost's skill gives her the edge here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJRuss Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 Frost is more skilled and experienced in combat. That alone should give her the win but... Elsa has more raw power and she's prepared, at least partially, for this fight. I could see her making giant snow monsters and utilizing all the snow in the arena to win. Nice setup too. Your humor was on point and I enjoyed the format you used. No errors either that I saw so it was a smooth read. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boob Tube Posted July 9, 2020 Author Share Posted July 9, 2020 22 hours ago, IKA said: So, how far apart are they when the fight begins? It's a football size field filled with the landscape of snow and cold temperatures with some hills and cliffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Your best match yet, Boob Tube. I see you took our advice to heart here. As for the match, while I haven't seen the Frozen films or played more recent Mortal Kombat games, from what I've seen of Elsa in trailers and commercials she has higher-end feats than most MK characters I've seen. Still, being an MK fighter, I'm pretty sure Frost would be more experienced and ruthless in battle, so she probably takes this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Match Final Results Member Ratings:CBUB Match Judge : 5 Stars x 2 CBUB Match Judge : 4 Stars x 2 FPA Calculation:2 + 2 + 0 + 0 + 0 = 4 Total Votes ( (2 * 5) + (2 * 4) + (0 * 3) + (0 * 2) + (0 * 1) ) = 18 Total Stars Score 18 / 4 = 4.50 Total Rating MATCH SCORE Frost (Mortal Kombat): 1Elsa Of Arendelle: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peypeypeypey Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Lol wow. Rip Frost. I was gunning for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boob Tube Posted July 14, 2020 Author Share Posted July 14, 2020 And here I thought this was going to be another close match. LoL. I guess the power of love & friendship will always triumph over cybernetic assassins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSkillz Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Heh, I was pretty sure I voted for Frost. Maybe I was the only one that did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peypeypeypey Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 hours ago, DSkillz said: Heh, I was pretty sure I voted for Frost. Maybe I was the only one that did. See, I was pretty sure I did too, but I often will argue for someone and then completely forget to vote lol. I guess you could call that a brain freeze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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